The Adventures of Organization XII

Summary: After heartless infiltrate the keyhole in the World That Never Was, chaos ensues. Organization XIII's members are scattered throughout the world of EARTH. Will they succeed in escaping, or will they have to deal with fans and possibly lose their sanity?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. The end.

Author's Notes: Credit goes to Flurry-Of-Dancing-Flames for this character. I hope she fits the description and everything in the review you submitted… Well, here goes! I'm sorry if I didn't do all of the description correctly! Really sorry!

Another Note: Actually, I was hoping that someone would review with a character that would torture Axel and Demyx once again, but no one really did… It would be fun writing another chapter with the two of them, but at the moment, I've closed down submissions since I've gotten a bunch and can't handle too many… Thanks to everyone who reviewed or submitted a character! Oh, and in this story, all the people who have Organization members come to their house know each other…

Chapter Three: Broken PS2s and Guns Do Not Mix

Lying down, stomach against her bed, eyes glued intently to the Gameboy Advanced screen, she grinned, successfully defeating Larxene with Sora. "Owned," she murmured cheerfully, proceeding with playing the game. At the moment, she wasn't exactly hyper, but she wasn't just… "regular" either. She was in the middle.

Pursing her lips, she quickly saved at a save point and switched off the game, glancing at the clock. Only six. Where was Dad?

"Oh yeah," she commented quietly, "he's working late again…"

Swinging her legs over the edge of the bed, she stood up, yawning a little, before making her way downstairs, preferably to warm some dinner in the microwave. She hated eating late. It wasn't particularly… fun… to her.

"On second thought, maybe I'll eat a cookie… Nah, I'll eat that later after dinner then…" she decided, nodding her head in finality. She then began to raid the fridge.

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"…" It was silent as the tall twelve-year old finished her dinner. Tucking a lock of shoulder-length dark brown hair behind her ear, her hazel eyes glancing towards the sink as she casually walked over to it, plate in hand, and set it inside.

"All right, time to play Kingdom Hearts again…" she declared. She entered the TV room, walking over to the TV. She switched it on, and stooped to open the PS2, when something really, really, REALLY heavy squashed her against it.

"AAAAH! WHAT THE HECK!" she screamed. "Ow… GET OFF!"

"Yo, kiddo, simmer down," came the voice of what seemed like someone with a surfer attitude and accent.

"JUST GET OFF!" She wasn't exactly happy right now. She was totally steamed and pissed.

"Number Two, please get off me," hissed another voice through gritted teeth. Some of the weight lifted, before all the weight completely lifted off her. She sat on the floor. "Ow… my back hurts." She turned to glare at the two offenders when her eyes widened at the sight of them.

She blushed with embarrassment, her shy side coming into play, her anger momentarily vanishing.

Saix's eyes narrowed. "What is your name?"

"Toni," she answered bravely, when she saw what happened to her precious PS2…

"WHAT THE HECK? YOU DESTROYED IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Toni screamed, immediately beginning to launch knives and daggers at the Saix and Xigbar. She suddenly paused. "Wait a moment, please, I need my energy fuel even though I just ate." She scurried over to a cabinet, and pulled a pack of cookies out, devouring them. "Alright."

"MUAHAHA, PREPARE TO DIE, EVIL DOERS!" she cried, receiving a sudden burst of hyperactiveness, if that even was a word. Saix and Xigbar eying her dangerous weapon nervously, knowing that if used well, they could-

"DIE!" With that as a signal, the two began to run, Xigbar turning around several times to fire a bullet or two at Toni, who was still launching daggers at them.

"Foolish girl," snarled Saix, the words almost coming out as roars as he summoned his claymore, blocking several daggers. He and Xigbar were already hurt enough. Toni had quite accurate aim. He swung at her, only to have his attack dodged.

Toni said nothing as she dodged, only grinning at the two when they both hissed a string of… inappropriate, colorful words. She then gazed at Xigbar's rifle-like weapon, smirking. Lunging forward, she grabbed one and jumped away, beginning to shoot at them.

The next few hours involved Saix and Xigbar getting shot (remember, Toni was incredibly accurate with aim), Saix roaring at her, Xigbar insulting her and cussing, her blushing every time they insulted her, etc. Toni remained silent the entire time, showing a little bit of her quiet side. That is, until the front door opened, and in stepped a tall man.

"Toni! What are you doing?"

"Oh, hi, Dad," called Toni, still shooting at Saix and Xigbar with her weapons. "I'm attacking Saix and Xigbar."

"Who're they?"

"Evil Organization XIII people."

"Oh, okay. Proceed. I'll be upstairs if you need me," he answered, paying no heed to the point that the entire living room was almost demolished.

Toni turned to Saix and Xigbar. "I won't be giving this back to you," she said before re-entering quiet, normal mode.

"Stupid girl," muttered Xigbar, annoyed that she would not give his gun back.

Wearing a look of thoughtfulness, she went into the basement, bringing up a brand-new PS2. Unplugging the wrecked PS2, she plugged in the new one, and pulled out the CD, sighing with relief when she found out it wasn't cracked. She grabbed her controller, taking a seat onto the couch.

"Hey, Toni-!" began Xigbar, about to ask her what game it was when Toni herself cut him off.

"-I like the things you do!" she sang. "Hey Toni! If I could I'd be you." She blushed slightly for being suddenly "sing-ative". "L-O-L. I dislike that song, but I'll do it for the heck of it." Near her, Saix twitched.

She controlled Sora to walk into the room, near the center, where Xigbar spoke. She skipped the scene, and began rapidly pressing the triangle button, activating the reaction commands.

"You sneaky little slime!" shouted the TV Xigbar, before teleporting to where Sora was. Toni proceeded to control Sora to beat the snot out of Xigbar. She momentarily glanced at Xigbar and Saix, who were also watching her play, mesmerized.

She went back to playing the game, only to find out TV Xigbar was in that hard mode where he shot a thousand bullets at Sora and made the poor brunette fly into the air. The biggest problem: Toni forgot to make him use cure before it. It switched to the black screen with load game or continue. Twitching (A LOT), she shut the game, and the TV, and walked over to Xigbar, grabbing hold of his sleeve, and pulled him towards the front door. An amused, curious Saix followed them.

She opened the door, and turned to Xigbar, walking around him, and then abruptly launching a dagger at him, sending him flying out the open door, one she shut, locked, and bolted. She slumped down it wearily. "There… done." She rounded on Saix. "Fix the living room. You're the one who helped destroyed it." It was true; there were more slice marks on the wall than anything else. Saix growled.

"Why should I?" he retorted, glaring at her. "It was your fault in the first place," she answered. They were interrupted by a slam. Spinning around, Toni saw that Xigbar had knocked the door down. She stood there, gaping at him, before thrusting her hand out. "Gimme the money to repair, or I'll kill you. You two are destroying my house, literally."

Wearing an annoyed look, Xigbar reached into his cloak pocket and handed her munny.

"…I mean money."

"That is munny."

"I said, MONEY."

"It IS MUNNY."

Sighing, Toni rubbed her temples. "You're dense… we don't use that type of currency her. We use money. M-O-N-E-Y," she told him quietly, but in an annoyed tone. She pulled a five-dollar bill out of her pocket and showed it to him.

"Well then, dude, I'm broke."

"Dudette, you mean, and since you're the one who broke the door down and can't pay for it, you're the one who has to fix it," said Toni in a tone of finality. "Now. Both of you." If looks could kill, all three of them would be dead since she was glaring daggers at them, and they were glaring back. They turned and went on with their assigned tasks.

"There… that's done…" She blushed, suddenly realizing the more confident side of herself. A strange feeling of embarrassment running through her body, she jumped when the phone rung. "I'll get it!" she called, racing over to it, plucking it up and asking into the phone. "Hello?"

"HIYA TONI! IT'S MARISSA-CHU!"

"Oh, hi Marissa," she said quietly. "Anything interesting?"

"Aku-chan won't gimme my pwecious controller back!" There was a crash on the other side. "AKU-CHAN! YOU BROKE IT! I HATE YOU! DEMY-KUN, HELP ME KILL AKU-CHAN!"

"Whose Aku-chan and Demy-kun?" asked Toni into the phone, her interest piqued.

"Number Eight, Flurry of Dancing Flames, Axel. Number Nine, Melodious Nocturne, Demyx. Aku-chan and Demy-kun."

"DID YOU SAY AXEL AND DEMYX, DUDE?" shouted Xigbar, snatching the phone from her (it was on speaker phone).

"Ello? Toni? W-whose this? YOU KIDNAPPED POOR TONI! NOOOOOOOOO! LET HER GO OR I'LL SICK AKU-CHAN AND DEMY-KUN ON YOU! I KNOW HER ADDRESS!" There was a sound on the other end that sounded like the phone was being snatched from Marissa.

"It's Xigbar. Who's this, dude?"

"Hey, it's you! Since when were you at that whatever place?" There was a strangled yell on the other end and a cry of, "Demy-kun! Aku-chan! Gimme da phone! I wanna talkta Xiggy-kun!"

"Demyx? What're you doing there, dude?"

"Dunno. Ended up here after World That Never Was was destroyed. Axel's here too, you know. Whose with you?"

"Saix." But that was when a blushing Toni snatched the phone from him.

"You know, you weren't supposed to do that," she said to Xigbar after recovering from embarrassment (which had suddenly struck her while they were talking). "You're Demyx, right? Marissa told me she hated you because she kept on dying against you."

"Really? That's cool."

"How come you're getting along now?" demanded Toni. "Did you drug her or something? She's only ten, gosh dang it!"

"No. It was because she finally killed me and then became content. Then she started getting along with me. But that was in the game."

Toni flushed red, slapping a hand against her forehead for not knowing. "I see…"

There was a snatching noise on the other end. "TONIIIIIIIIIIII! Is Xiggy-kun and Sai-kun there?"

"Yeah."

"Hmm… I dun like dem. They're EBIL." She could even sense Marissa pouting on the other end. "Welp, see ya, dearie!"

She hung up, and spotted the door still on the floor, a draft sweeping in. She spun to face Xigbar, her face slightly red. "You didn't finish!" she said accusingly.

Thus, she went on with shooting daggers and bullets at him while he ran.