The Adventures of Organization XIII

Summary: After heartless infiltrate the keyhole in the World That Never Was, chaos ensues. Organization XIII's members are scattered throughout the world of EARTH. Will they succeed in escaping, or will they have to deal with fans and possibly lose their sanity?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. The end.

Author's Notes: Credit goes to ShadowYasha for this character. I hope she fits the description and everything in the review you submitted… Well, here goes! I'm sorry if I didn't do all of the description correctly! Really sorry!

Oh, and just to tell you all, the members your character will be torturing (if you submitted one when I asked, since now submissions are closed) will be the one you originally asked for unless you want to change. It does not matter if you requested a member that was already tortured in another chapter. Heh, I love saying the word, "torture" when referring to Organization XIII.

Chapter Four: Being Hyper is Announcing Someone's Doom

Swish.

Swing.

Slice.

CRACK.

"Voila! Finished!" giggled a girl, no older, no younger, than fifteen years of age. Mid-back length black hair cascaded down her shoulders. Her eyes were a violet color, and she was clad in a black t-shirt proclaiming, "I used to have a split personality problem... but don't worry we're okay now," black, baggy cargo pants, and some black and white Vans.

A large, red scythe with a blood-red blade was clutched in her hands as she stared at the carving she had just made on the tree trunk. It was… a smiley face!

"Yes, Sasha rocks!" she announced cheerfully, giving a thumbs up to the picture. It was drawn in a perfect circle, the eyes and curved mouth done fairly well. Grinning at it, Sasha turned around, staring up at the blue sky. "Yes, summer vacation rocks as well… but not as much as Sasha!" Her grin widened, if that were possible. Spinning around, she headed back to the backdoor, pulling it open.

Slipping out of her shoes, she headed over to the flat-screen TV, her scythe vanishing when she willed it to. "Kingdom Hearts! WOOT! The games that owns all! HAHA!" She grabbed the remote and switched the TV on, suddenly interested in the news.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Yesterday, it has been confirmed that thirteen individuals dressed in the same black cloak fell through what seemed like a vortex of swirling black-purple mist throughout the world. All the hoods of the cloaks were up, so it is unknown of who these individuals are, though many citizens were shouting, "ORGANIZATION XIII!" during this rainfall of shady people. This is-!" Sasha switched on the PS2, causing the screen to ripple and switch to the Kingdom Hearts II screen.

She had already defeated Xemnas. In fact, he was owned in several minutes, all of his forms. Thus, she decided to begin a new game.

A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory.

A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream.

I want to line the pieces up-

Yours and mine.

The song Sanctuary began to play. Sasha closed her eyes as she listened, smiling serenely. However, this state of bliss was broke when there was a loud yell from outside in her backyard. "Now what?" she asked, curious. She paused the game, and headed outside through the back door.

Only to find a multitude – no, more like a hundred – cherry blossom trees all over the yard, blocking her from seeing anything beyond that. All she saw was the pinkness of the flowers outside.

"Jeez, what kind of alien power has the ability to do that?" she asked under her breath to no one in particular. She stared through the abyss of pink petals, soon catching two specks of black.

"-such an idiot! Why the heck did you do that?"

"-sorry, Zexion! I thought it would at least soften our fall!" countered a bitter, cold voice.

"-you and your stupid flowers! ARGH, this only killed my back!" There was a loud snapping noise as she heard something – someone – tumble to the ground with a yell.

Sasha's ears sudden went alert, her eyes glimmering with a fangirl trait. "Did he say ZEXION?" Her eyes momentarily went cross-eyed before she dashed into the sea of pink, grabbing the black-cloaked person she first ran into.

"Holy fu-!" She had hugged them, well, more like glomped them, to the ground, grinning.

"OOOOOH, you smell like flowers!" she squealed, burying her face into them.

"Marluxia, I suggest you get your arse off the floor," commented a sour voice. Sasha squeaked, turning around with her arms still chained around Marluxia's neck as he stood up to stare straight into Zexion before exchanging glances with Marluxia.

"Not Zexion, but oh well. Still one of my favorite characters," she murmured.

"Get. Off. Me," hissed Marluxia through gritted teeth. Sasha's answer was simple and evil.

"NEVER!"

"Damn." Marluxia turned to look at Zexion, who merely snorted and smirked.

"Looks like you've gotten a girlfriend."

"HEEEEEEEEEY!" Sasha unglued herself from Marluxia to glomp Zexion. "YES! Two down, three to go!"

"And who would those three happen to be?" asked an amused Marluxia.

"You rhymed!" squeaked Sasha, jumping off Zexion, who gave her a pissed off look and began dusting his cloak. "Anyway… the last three would be Demyx, Axel, and Roxas! Oh, hey, Zexion, can I give you a haircut?"

Zexion glared at her, which she ignored.

Sasha grinnedat them. "I'm going back in." Surprisingly, the two Organization members followed her as she made her way back through the backdoor. "Marluxia, get rid of those trees. I have enough flowers around here."

Marluxia gave her a 'humph', signaling that he was unwilling to do such a thing, but nevertheless, snapped his fingers, causing all the trees and petals and flowers to vanish, leaving the backyard as plain and simple as before. Sasha grinned and looked at Zexion. "What's your weapon?"

Zexion gave her an annoyed look. "Why do you want to know?"

"Why won't you tell me?"

"Why won't you shut up?"

"Why are you so mean?"

"Why are you so annoying?" At this, Sasha puffed up her cheeks.

"Why are you evil?"

"Why are you so random?"

"Do you like fish?" Zexion gave her a weird look.

"Do you like fish?"

"Do you like spying on Marluxia when he's in the shower?"

"WHAT THE HE-!"

"I WIN!" cried Sasha happily. "ZEXION DOESN'T HAVE A WEAPON, ZEXION DOESN'T HAVE A WEAPON!" Zexion was glowering at her while Marluxia was almost grinning.

"Hey, pink flower boy!" she addressed Marluxia suddenly, causing him to scowl at her. "Wanna spar?"

"Why? You don't even have a weapon."

"Yes I do." She summoned her scythe while Marluxia summoned his.

"It's on." They fought while Zexion observed them, occasionally making a weird remark to himself about how… black… the room seemed.

After a while, Sasha beat Marluxia down, stole his scythe, and pointed both scythes to his neck. "You got OWNED by a GIRL! HAHA!" she laughed, bursting into even louder laughter when Marluxia made a weird, annoyed face. "SASHA OWNS!"

"Shut up," he snarled, getting up, attempting to swipe his pink (HAHA) scythe back. She held it behind her back, leaving it out of his reach. The two scythes disappeared with a flash.

"What did you do to it?" snapped Marluxia, suddenly looking murderous.

"I sent it to a friend and willed mine to vanish. Why?"

"YOU WHAT?"

"My friend wanted a good look at your scythe. She said that if she got a hold of it, she can possibly create a duplicate of it and use it for a new recruit!"

"A new… what?" asked Zexion, leaning forward curiously.

"I'm part of a large group called the Association. Pretty stupid name, but none of us care. Okay, it's this HUGE group of Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II fans. My friend is one of the two of make the weapons for all the people in the group. Make sense?"

"…What? Fans of Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories? Kingdom Hearts II? There is only one Kingdom Hearts, and it will belong to Organization XIII!"

"…No. Kingdom Hearts and those two other Kingdom Hearts whatever stuff are GAMES. Oh, did you know that evil rhinoceroses of doom live in Kingdom Hearts?"

"…Oh." They ignored her random comment.

Sasha walked up the stairs and into her room, which was mostly black. She sat at a seat near her desk, near her computer, and moved the mouse a little so the computer would come out of screensaver mode. She blinked, registering the fact that she was still logged in on AIM. There was a sudden invitation to a chat room, which she agreed to and went in.

Scythe of Fatality has entered the chatroom.

Midnight Mystic: So you came.

Scarlet Blazes: YAAAAAAY! Sa-chan has entered!

Dance of the Daggers: Hey, how are you?

Light Creator: Welcome to the chatroom! –smiling smiley-

Dark Creator: …Good job sending the scythe to us. We'll deal with it.

Scythe of Fatality: Sure. Hiya guys! That's all? Where's everyone else?

Midnight Mystic: They had other manners to attend to.

"Who the heck's who?" asked a questioning Marluxia. "Are you COPYING us by giving each other names like those?"

Sasha grinned. "Yup. It's really fun though. I'm Scythe of Fatality. I'll leave you to figure out the rest!" Marluxia glared at her. "Whatever. Go stare at Zexion. Don't stare at me."

Scarlet Blazes: KWEEE! Did anyone invade your homie-poo?

Dance of the Daggers: …Mar, what are you talking about? Wait… oh… Yes.

Scythe of Fatality: Yup. Same here.

Sasha momentarily glanced at Marluxia and Zexion, who were reading all the messages silently, attempting to find out who was who although they didn't know anyone.

Scarlet Blazes: HEY! You're not supposta call meh Mar! That's Maria-chan's nickname!

Sasha laughed as Zexion and Maria – er, Marluxia – exchanged glances, trying to figure out who this Maria was.

Destructive Grasp has entered the chatroom.

Destructive Grasp: …

Light Creator: Well, I'll take that as, "HEY!"

Dark Creator: Good afternoon. Konnichiwa.

Midnight Mystic: Since when have you been Japanese?

Dark Creator: …

Light Creator: Drop the topic Midnight, sheesh.

Scythe of Fatality: So… why were we here again?

Destructive Grasp: To speak about the thirteen cloaked figures that have fallen from the sky yesterday perhaps?

Light Creator: …Kevin, quit it with your stupid vocabulary. Only Midnight can do that…

Destructive Grasp: Oh jeez, fine, fine.

Midnight Mystic: …Akuseru, stop stealing the keyboard from Scarlet Blazes.

Scarlet Blazes: How the heck did you know?

Dark Creator: Understand the words, Midnight MYSTIC, Akuseru.

Scarlet Blazes: HIYA people! Keyboard switchie-poo!

Midnight Mystic: Nice try, Number Nine, Melodious Nocturne, Demyx.

Scarlet Blazes: Stupid Demy-chan and Aku-chan! OKAYS! Me is backies!

Midnight Mystic: …Better.

Light Creator: -sigh- So much for the miniature meeting… I'm logging out. See ya!

Light Creator has left the chatroom.

Dark Creator has left the chatroom.

Dance of the Daggers: Hardy har, har. I gotta go. Stupid idiots… Xiggy keeps on annoying the heck outta me. Stupid idiot… his fault for breaking down my front door…

Dance of the Daggers has left the chatroom.

Midnight Mystic: Too bad for Dagger. She'll will be missing this. Anyway, all of you: Light and Dark are repairing the weapons tomorrow. If you need a repair, send your weapons to them.

Midnight Mystic has left the chatroom.

Scarlet Blazes has left the chatroom.

Destructive Grasp: …

Destructive Grasp has left the chatroom.

Frowning, Sasha logged out, closing all the windows and shutting the computer. "Okay…"

Marluxia and Zexion blinked. "How does that Midnight Mystic know?"

"I don't know."

"WHAT!"

"Whatever."

"What's Demyx and Axel doing with Scarlet Blazes?"

"Dunno. It's kinda like how you're in my house, you evil, but cool people."

"…Why are you so gothic?"

"Hm? I dunno."

The two drew back, slightly freaked out expressions on their faces. They obviously weren't fond of black… that much. Even if they wore the black cloak.

Sasha summoned her scythe. "Now, Zexion, your turn!" She chased after him, while he tried running away.

"Is it just me, or are you slow?" called Sasha, grinning as she immediately caught up and took a swing at him, almost taking his head off. "And why do you dislike crocodiles?"

Zexion glared at her hatefully, before taking off down the stairs, followed by Sasha, still grinning, and a smirking Marluxia.

"Damn it, I hate scythes now… I'm gonna kill them both…"

But, he failed. Sasha pounced on him, and therefore, he lost the race. She sat on him, pulled her Gameboy Advanced out of her pocket, and forced him to watch her beat him up in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

Afterwards, she tackled Marluxia to the floor and forced him to watch her beat him up with Sora.

Soon, both Organization members were glaring daggers at her and chasing her all over the neighborhood.

However, there was one problem.

Sasha was way too fast for them to catch her.

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Author's Extra Notes: I'M SO SORRY IF THE CHARACTER DOESN'T REALLY FIT THE DESCRIPTION! Like stated before, I claim I sorta suck at that kind of thing. EEP! SOORRRY! –Returns to being sane-

Also, sorry if the screennames sound really, really CORNY.