Just...just read it


This show's still on?

Chapter 1: I'm deleting you from my buddy list!

Kagome stretches her arms in relief. Summer had finally started and she was done with school. Whatever grade she was in has ended (honestly people I don't pay attention to small details like that). Anyway she walks home alone with a smile on her face "At least I'll have time to sleep"

Inuyasha pops out of the neighbor's yard

"With ME!" he screams as he throws his hands in the air.
"No. I already told you I'm not having sex with you"

Inuyasha's mouth curves up in a HUGE smile

Kagome-"Okay that was once. And we were really drunk. And oral sex isn't…..REALLY sex" she says
"No. I was drunk, you don't drink. You just like my BIG DI-"
"THAT'S it Inuyasha. I'm going home and deleting you from my buddy list!"

Kagome runs off to wherever home is...

"Well fine! I'll go home too and jerk off to pictures that AREN'T of you! MEH!" Inuyasha yells at no one standing in the street.

Sesshomaru pops out of a neighbor's lawn

"How bout of me?"
"No….that's fucking gross"

Inuyasha walks off home. Meanwhile Kagome sits on her computer writing a brand new profile in her aim account. Carefully she writes and enters "I HATE INUYASHA!11!" (Yes people, even with the 1's because she has two right hands). She bolds the writing and enlarges it till she gets countless beeps of her computer telling her it can't do that anymore.

"Bung", the computer beeps
Kagome blinks
"Bung"
Kagome blinks
"Bung"
Kagome blinks
"Bung"
Kagome blinks
"Bung"

Anyway back at Inuyasha's house, he sits on a couch with a pencil and paper. He's making a list for a HUGE party at the beach. (Though I'm not really sure he has friends…). Sesshomaru walks in the room with a bowl of cereal and sits on the couch.

"Whats up?" asks Inuyasha

Sesshomaru looks up from the bowl. His eyes are BLOOD-SHOT and he has a HUGE grin on his face

"I'm COOKOO for COCOA-PUFFS!" he blurts out.

And with that he jumps up, out the window, and falls and breaks his neck and dies.

"Fucking idiot" says Inuyasha COMPLETELY ignoring that

Meanwhile back at Kagome's house

"Bung" beeps the computer
Kagome blinks
"Bung"
Kagome blinks
"Bung"

Suddenly Kikyo jumps in the window, dressed all in black leather, NINJA STYLE!

"WUHAHAHAHA I KIKYO WILL CAPTURE KAGOME!"

She grabs Kagome and escapes out the window with her.

Preview to chapter 2:

"Bung" the computer beeps...still
"Wait Inuyasha, I think it's trying to communicate with us" says Koga while sticking his head against the screen.
"I still think IT took her" Inuyasha says
"Or" states Sesshomaru, "Kikyo captured her…HENCE THE NOTE ON HER BED!"

Koga and Inuyasha stare.

"Hey shut the fuck up you're supposed to be dead!" yells Inuyasha
"Yeah. Fuck you!" yells Koga, "THE COMPUTER CAPTURED HER!"


Hope you liked it! God I love writing these type of fan fics! (just to tell you, I've no idea WHERE this story is going, so it's not gonna have some lame stupid "deeper inner plot line" like most stories have...)