WOOOOOOOOOOT! So chapter 2 is up, hope you like it.
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Chapter 2:That guy that did that thing at that place
Koga rings Inuyasha's doorbell and Inuyasha answers it
"WASSSSSS UPPPPPPP?"
Inuyasha slams the door in Koga's face and walks to the window that Sesshomaru just jumped out of. He looks at the body not moving.
"Fucking
idiot" says Inuyasha
"You should
really learn to lock your door" says Koga, after walking into Inuyasha house
Koga sits on the couch and picks up the paper that Inuyasha was planning a party with.
"You know Inuyasha, you
should invite Kagome, so I can have sex with her"
"Yeah right,
like she'd ever have sex with you"
"Well……YOUR
MOM!"
"OH No YOU
DIDN'T YOU LITTLE SHIT!" yells Inuyasha.
Inuyasha picks up a chair and slams it into Koga.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T YOU LITTLE SHIT!" yells Koga.
Koga picks up a table and slams it into Inuyasha
"I'm gonna
prove that I can have sex with her!" screams Koga, "I'm going RIGHT NOW!"
"FUCK NO!" yells Inuyasha.
Koga runs out the door, followed by Inuyasha. After 15 minutes, they open the door to Kagome's room.
"Why's it
empty?" asks Koga
"Maybe she's
somewhere else….LIKE THE SHOWER!" Inuyasha screams getting all excited.
"SHOWER!" repeats Koga as he jumps up and down
So Inuyasha and Koga run into the bathroom and see Kagome's brother sitting on the floor with a 4 gallon tank of gasoline next to him with the tube in his mouth and gasoline all over his chest.
"Kagggommme'ssssssss not HEERRRRRRRRRRRRR" Kogome's brother slurrrrrrrs.
"DAMN!" says Koga
So Inuyasha and Koga run back to Kagome's room, not giving a FUCK about her little brother.
"Bung" the computer beeps
"What the fuck
is that?" asks Koga
"IT MUST
HAVE TAKEN KAGOME!" yells Inuyasha banging his head with his hands. "SHE'S TAKEN BY THE COMPUTER!"
"Bung" the computer beeps...still
"Wait Inuyasha,
I think it's trying to communicate with us" says Koga while sticking his head against the screen.
"I still
think IT took her" Inuyasha says
"Or" states Sesshomaru, "Kikyo
captured her…HENCE THE NOTE ON HER BED!"
Koga and Inuyasha stare.
"Hey shut
the fuck up you're supposed to be dead!" yells Inuyasha
"Yeah. Fuck
you!" yells Koga, "THE COMPUTER CAPTURED HER!"
Koga and Inuyasha pick up the computer and smash it on the ground.
"TELL US WHERE
YOU PUT KAGOME!" yells Koga
"sizzzzzzzzle" the computer...sizzles
"SPEAK UP
DAMN YOU!" yells Inuyasha
The computer starts to smoke and then stops doing anything.
"Nice job
retards, you BROKE IT!" says Sesshomaru.
"Shit….." says Koga, "Now
how do we find Kagome?"
"MY LOVE IS
LOST!" screams Inuyasha "I CAN'T GO ON!"
He takes out a knife and! AND! STABS SESSHOMARU!
"I GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!" shouts Inuyasha.
Kagome's brother walks in the room still covered and foamy out of the mouth with gasoline.
"MOMMMMMMMYYYYY" he screams.
He walks out of the room.
"So………all
for reading the note?" suggests Inuyasha
"Si!" replies Koga
Inuyasha picks up the note on the bed and reads it.
"This is Kikyo, I CAPTURED Kagome! Not the computer. ME! So listen up if you see Kagome EVER AGAIN! Meet me at Naraku's castle in 4 days!
PS. Bring pictures of your cock……"
"QUE EL FUCK?" yells Koga
Preview to chapter 3:
"MIROKU WATCH
OUT! YOU'RE ON FIRE!" shouts Sango.
"Hey!" he replies "Who's
the MAN….BITCH?"
"…….you
are"
"That's
right, now RESPECT when I'm COOKIN"
Miroku pauses for a second
"HOLY FUCK IM ON FIRE!" screams Miroku "HOLY SHIT!"
