A/N: I am not period obsessed, I'm purely... Anyway, thank you so much for the reviews and the people who read this fic! I'm so happy, I'll cry!


Previously on Bloody Hell:

"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! SAKURA, YOU ARE COMING OUTTA THERE!" a sudden yell came from Sasuke.

"It's because... I-I-I.. have..my... KYAAA!" Sakura screamed as the door exploded off its hinges. After, she watched as it burnt into ashes. Sakura made a grab for the long white towel hanging nearby and covered her body from her chest to her upper leg. The boys were dumbfounded at this.

"Ehh...what are you doing with a towel around you like that?"


Part II: And the lucky guy is...

"Ahaha, silly Naruto! It's the latest fashion in Konoha!" the pink-haired teen replied with her ten megawatt smile. A sweatdrop formed on her large forehead. Sasuke suddenly thought of Ino and the rest of the women in Konoha and gagged. Naruto suddenly thought of himself in the form of his sexy jutsu and drooled. Kakashi thought...well...you know with his book.

"It's made out of cotton and really suits me well." Sakura explained, her face flushed, 'I have to get myself out of this!' Naruto nodded in awe. Kakashi smiled behind his mask, happy to see Sakura alright. But Sasuke rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. He wasn't very convinced.

"Oooh, it even changes into differentcolours!" Naruto awed.

Kakashi-sensei's uncovered eye widened. The white marble towel turned from…pink to red to dark crimson... Not only Naruto and Kakashi noticed, but the great Uchiha didtoo. His onyx eyes were filled with dread. 'Is that...'

'NO WAY!' From what they've learned from Sex Ed class had finally come true.

"It seems as though Sakura, has her period." Kakashi-sensei said stunned.

Naruto's eyes began to bloat as he realized that's why the white towel had changed colors. Looking down, he sighed. "I guess I don't have to use the washroom anymore."

"You should have said so earlier..." Sasuke mumbled. His onyx eyes were suddenly filled with concern.

Naruto yelled at Uchiha, "I DID!"

"I meant Sakura, you dobe."

Sakura hung her head low and slapped her forehead. For the first time, she held in her tears. "Well, I'm out of pads...and I can't go out like this. So, one of you guys will have to go and fetch some for me."

"Well one of you boys should do it," Kakashi patted both of the younger boys' backs. He was completely out of the question. Your leader can't go out buying pads for you! Even if he was your unofficial babysitter and father!

'Coward,' both boys thought in unison.

"Not meaning to be a coward or anything but I need my rest."

"No, you need more time reading your disgusting books!" Sasuke glared at him distastefully. Then back at Naruto. "Well bastard? Are you going to do it?" Sasuke cringed, he didn't want to do this at all. He would NEVER go and do a woman's job! NEVER!

The blonde laughed and pointed at his pants, "I can't go out in public like this!" He mentally screamed in anger. Sakura had to agree. Naruto would never make it to the store without turning back and running home. He was also the most immature person she had ever known. The idiot would probably tell the whole world while he was at it!

"WHAT!" Sasuke said in a long, blood-curdling yell. No, no, NO! Fuck! He couldn't believe what he was hearing from both of these losers. 'Some men they are!'

Sakura blushed and sighed, "Sasuke, can't you do it?"

Sasuke would understand, he was mature after all. He didn't roll down on the floor guffawing when he found out like Naruto did. He didn't play pranks on innocent people, more importantly his friends.

"...Ehh..." Sasuke's eyes raged in horror as the words echoed in his head. "Why me?"

"Come on, Sasuke...you're not a chicken, are you?" Naruto teased.

"Well, I'm not the kyuubi who pissed his pants," he retorted with a sneer.

"At least I'd piss my pants knowing that I'm not a fire-breathing CHICKEN!"

"I am not a chicken so fuck off, you squirrel."

"I'm a fox!"

"Wanna bet?" Sasuke shoved Naruto, "Speak for yourself, kyuubi boy. The monster-in-the-toilet thing still hasn't worn out."

Naruto squinted his eyes and transformed into his sexy jutsu, "Come on, Sasuke... pretty please?"

Sasuke turned his head in disgust and grumbled. "Get yourself away from me."

"You're a fire-breathing chicken!" Naruto made clucking sounds. Each cluck counted as minutes he had left to live, according to Sasuke's thoughts.

"Sasuke is a chicken! Sasuke is a chicken! Sasuke is a chicken!"

"You're pissing me off," Sasuke grumbled, folding his arms over his chest. Sakura dropped her head in disappointment. Sasuke didn't want to help her. Her Sasuke...

"Sasuke is a chicken! Sasuke is a chic-" Naruto's head was suddenly grabbed by Sasuke's hand. His hand wrapped tightly around his neck, into a deadening strangle. "Make clucking noises now, teme," Sasuke's red eyes were taunting him.

A sudden cry escaped her lips. "Please Sasuke!" Sakura held her stomach in pain, faking her cry. Shaking Naruto like a rubber chicken, he glanced at the girl. Oh yeah, she was in pain now.

No thanks to you Sasuke, Sasuke thought. Sasuke's thoughts battled in his head. "Fine, I'll go."

He dropped Naruto hard on the tiled floor.

"IS SAKURA DYING?" Naruto asked out loud. "KAKASHI! SHE'S DYING!" Just then, a book came flying into the room and hit Naruto's face.

"You idiot! She's going through cramps…"

Sakura just groaned as Sasuke tried to make her feel better. "Damn it..." she cursed.

Sasuke didn't know how to make feel better though! He hadn't got the slightest clue of how. No jutsu can help him now! He was not a medic either.

Crying, Sakura held her sides as she screamed.

'Aw crap,' he thought furiously, straining to pull any idea out of his mind.

"I guess... we should make a trip to the store." Naruto gulped.

Kakashi-sensei chuckled sarcastically. "You should've said that same line ten minutes ago. In fact, that's the smartest idea you've had all day. But who should we allow to go?" he continued slowly moving his head towards Sasuke.

"Hn?" he grunted like he was clueless of all this.

"He's taking about you, teme," the blonde frowned bitterly. Naruto was relieved of not doing it...might as well take advantage of Sasuke.

He placed his book down, his eyes glued to the rookie, "Well...what do you say, Sasuke? Do you accept?"

"What the hell is this? A mission?" he pulled an angry look at both men.

"Call it whatever you like, you're still doing it," the kyuubi boy smirked evilly now.

"No."

Sakura cracked one eye open.

The teacher tried to reason his and Naruto's way out of the situation, "You can't let Sakura go."

'Thanks jackass. I think I know that,' he thought wearily. Then he glanced sadly at Sakura, who looked back with her lips pulled back and her sea-foam green eyes opened wide into a pout. Still battling with his thoughts of his stupid dignity, ruined reputation, starting a new rumour and losing his fangirls, he groaned in frustration. Although, losing his fangirls was something to smile about…

"Fine," he couldn't resist Sakura's look anyway.

Holding a bag of money, Kakashi-sensei put it into Sasuke's hands and cheered. "Have fun!" he sang, as he waved.

"Dammit." Sasuke muttered as he headed out the door.


Smirking, he slammed the door after he took one last look at Sasuke. "Sakura, you can come out of there!" Kakashi-sensei called onto her student from the front door. 'How could the great Uchiha not have thought of it earlier? Tsk, tsk. It's his lost.'

Running a gloved hand through his silver locks,he silently sighed. It was almost too easy.At the moment,Naruto seemedsmarter thanSasuke. Tired, he plopped back onto the couch and yawned.

Solemn, she nodded. "Hai." Her head portruded out of the bathroom door, her cheeks flushed. "He's gone."


TBC...

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