Ambie:
I've always wanted to make this kind of story, just because there's
no way it can end happily. You take the child cast of Furuba and the
cast of Azu Manga Daioh and put them in a Battle Royale setting. It's
like.. Angsty Flakes to the max.
Kit: Ambie-chan is so cruel...
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO THAT TO POOR-(is knocked out by a random
brownie)
Ambie:
Thank you Saren
Saren: Spoilers bad.
Ambie: Right-O. Let's
Begin
DISCLAIMERS
I
wish to GOD that I owned Azu Manga Daoih! But I dont
I wish to
CTHULU that I owned Furuba But I dont
I wish to...no..never
mind. I'd hate to be the sick being that made Battle Royale. And I'm
not.
A bus somewhere on a road in Japan carried children excitedly chatting and getting to know each other. Two teachers of seperate schools had gotten together and decided to plan a special trip for their classes. The school Districts approved, but with a special rule since it was two different schools from two different parts of Japan. The rule was that a chaperone from one of the families of both classes had to accompany them on their trip.
With it being so simple, both teachers gave the students a very free range of actions from inviting friends to bringing personal items such as toys. When the day had finally come and both classes were picked up, a broad introduction was made.
"Since I'm the school president I guess I'm in charge of making sure everyone from our party is introduced." Yuki began with a lukewarm smile.
"Chiyo-chan." Osaka called in her accent. "You're the class president. Ya should be the one to intraduce us."
The whole left side of the bus seemed to go silent as the pig-tailed girl knelt in her seat so she could be seen. She puffed out her cheeks at this look she recognized so well. She tried to sound like a figure of authority as she spoke to ward off that look.
"I'm Mihama Chiyo, the class president. I was skipped from fifth grade into the first year of high school. Please call me Mihama-san."
There was a pause as all the girls from that side as well as Momiji simply blushed and uttered the words that seemed to follow Chiyo around.
"Kawaii..."
"Ah..Yes. You are cute Mihama-san, but if we admire that all day we'll never get to know each other. I'm Sohma Yuki. You may call me Sohma-kun. Sohma-san is just too formal. Beginning from the first row, left to right, there's Sohma Akito and his personal chaperone Sohma Hatori, and behind them is Shisou-san. After the first 3 empty seats are Sohma Kagura and Sohma Kyo. On the other side of me is Sohma Momiji and Honda Tohru. After them is Uotani Arisa and Hanajima Saki, then Sohma Hiro and Sohma Kisa. In the back all by himself is Sohma Hatsuharu."
"What about that guy behind ya?" Osaka was the first to ask.
"He's no one. Just a very bad dream and an even worse headache."
Yuki wished Ayame was a bad dream... That would make it much easier to bear that loud annoying voice that emerged to speak nonsense every time Aya opened his mouth.
"I'm Yuki's older brother, Ayame Sohma." Ayame began with gusto. "Yuki and I were entangled in a tragic tale at a young age and so we're not well bonded, but I know somewhere in Yuki's heart is a love for me that burns hotter than the sun! Yuki! Here and now in front of our family and witnesses from the other side of Japan, pledge your love to me!"
Yuki twitched and a cruel smile spread across his face as he knocked his brother out cold in his seat, leaving the right side of the bus wondering if they should go on like nothing happened or call an ambulance.
"Oi, Yuki!" Kyo called. "Did you knock that damn brother of yours unconscious?"
"Hai. It'll stay quiet for a while as long as you keep your mouth shut."
"What was that! You bastard, I'll defeat you today when we get off this bus!"
"I've heard it too many times already."
"Kyoooo," Kagura whined. "Stop yelling and help me plan our date."
"I'm NOT going on a date with you Kagura!"
All at once Kagura's features darkened and her voice followed suit.
"YOU WILL!"
There was a loud crack as Kagura banged Kyo's head against the window and then began to cry when she saw him bleeding. The whole right side of the bus was in shock and even the air seemed to have "GONK" as an expression.
"Interesting family you have there..." Kagura said, breaking the spell on the right side.
"It's pretty cool!" Tomo shouted as usual. "It's exactly what I expect from a big family like this. Are you all brothers and sisters?"
"No, we're related in all sorts of ways. Some, like Kyo and Kagura are only related by marriage."
"Mihama-san, you never introduced your side. You were too... too far gone."
"Uh huh... Oh, right!" She pointed out whomever she mentioned. "Sakaki-san, Osaka-san, Tomo-chan, Yomi-chan, Kaorin, and Kagura-san. The rest of the students I dont know by name..."
"It's alright. We'll just have to get to know them on our own."
Chiyo found herself blushing softly, Yuki was so handsome and polite. She hoped with all her might that she married someone like him.
Sakaki had slipped to the back to meet the cute and very shy looking Kisa. It was like having a new Chiyo to oggle. She imagined Kisa and Chiyo doing penguin aerobics together and nearly fainted before she reached hr destination. She managed to pull it together though and sat in a seat where the only other occupant was Kaorin.
"Ah..." she choked, still not good at socializing. "Hello.. Kisa-san.. and you too Hiro-san.."
The brown-eyed girl turned and smiled softly at Sakaki. Hiro simply nodded.
"Hello Sakaki-san.."
"Ah.. ah.."
"Do you have trouble speaking Sakaki-san?"
"A little. I can never think of what to say and I tend to scare people because I'm so big."
"Sakaki-san is very strong looking yes, but she's beautiful too."
Kaorin's ears practically blew a fuse hearing this.
"Thanks.."
"I used to not be able to talk well once. Onee-chan helped me get over it."
"Onee-chan? Hiro-san?"
"No. Honda Tohru."
"Ah.. Arigato."
Sakaki practically ran away, fearing she might pass out if she saw that adorable smile light up those big brown eyes one more time. She left Kisa feeling reminiscient and happy. Hiro, hoever, was reminiscient, and angry.
"Honda-san?" Yomi called.
"Hai, Yomi-san?"
"Do you know the Sohmas well?"
"Hai."
"Do they always act so violent towards each other?"
"Ehehehe, hai.."
"Do you ever end up in the middle or calling the doctor or anything?"
"Not really. That only happened when I first met them. Kyo was so bent on beating Yuki, he once cracked a table in half and it hit me in the head. Also if Kyo is very angry he'll say negative things but he's gotten better with not getting angry too."
"Table? Do you live with them?"
"Only Kyo and Yuki, and Shigure who's not here."
"Woah, all kinds of wacky things happen I bet."
"Yomi-chan." Osaka's airy voice called.
"Hai?"
"Why's Yukari-san, the bus driver, and that weird guy across from Shisou-san all putting on masks?
"They aren't. You're such an airhead."
"Yes they are. Look at Yukari-san. What's that big black thing she's got strapped over her head?"
By now they'd directed the attention to the front of the bus where all three of the fore-mentioned were indeed wearing masks. Before anyone could ask what was going on a white gas filled the bus and everyone was suddenly so sleepy that they all collapsed over each other and the chairs. It was a good thing too. Momiji and Tohru had fallen over each other and there was now a rabbit curled up in Momiji's clothes.
No one even dreamed of what was possibly happening to them. That they were not going to a recreational island, but an island of murder.
Ambie: Reviews please This is my first time so don't be gentle X3
Kit: holding an ice pack to her head Did you really try your hardest to make that request sound perverted?
Ambie: I wasn't trying at all
Kit: ...Astounding...
Ambie: Be as rough as you want people
Saren: ends this before it gets out of hand Reviews Good.
