This amazing thought popped up so I decided, why not? And besides, there are just too few Fanfictions with our dear rooster in it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or Kureno. Neither do I own a McDonalds. Although that might be cool...

Terror spread in Kureno's heart. Somehow he had transformed into a rooster while out shopping (for his second time). He couldn't escape because the automatic doors couldn't see him. Luckily there weren't too many people there at the time, and the ones who were, were ignoring him.

'Oh no! What am I going to do? What am I going to do?' The panicked rooster began to fret, but then, an opening! A customer was coming in! He quickly grabbed his clothes, but found them too heavy. With a sigh, he abandoned his clothes and dashed out, hoping he wouldn't transform in front of all these people.

He made it onto the street and quickly found an alleyway to duck into. He thought he could hide there untill he transformed back, and then make his way home through through the bushes.

He thought he was safe..untill...

A man in a white coat came and saw Kureno still in rooster form.

"Hey! I can sell that rooster to McDonalds to put in their McNuggets! Then I'll have money!" exclaimed the man, who just happened to work for McDonalds.

'What's McDonalds? I think I've heard of it somewhere before...OH NO! IT'S THAT GREASY FASTFOOD RESTAURANT THAT I SAY IN THE COMMERCIALS!'

The man picked up Kureno, much to his horror and walked off, Kureno being too scared to cluck..err..speak.

He walked to the nearest McDonalds and proceeded to sell the street rooster for $10!

'What?$10? That's all? I'm so worth more than that. CHA!' thought the now dylusional chicken.

The McDonald' staff member proceeded to the kitchen and placed him in a cage. Kureno looked around. Everywhere, was the smell of... DEEPFRIEDMEATYGOODNESS!And...he saw...LITTLE BITS OF CHICKEN MEAT DEEPFRIED AND IN LITTLE SHAPES USED TO AMUSE YOUNG CHILDREN!

'GASP!Will I end up like that too?' Suddenly, an ungloved hand reached in and pulled the now frightened rooster out. The hand placed him on a chopping board, took out a knife and...CHOP!

In Kureno's room..

"Waah!" screamed Kureno."My head!"

"SHUT UP!" came the loud voice from the other room.

"Just a dream?...Just a dream.."

Kureno tried to get back to sleep when he heard...

"How may I take your order?"

His eyes shot open.

-AnimeMatrice