Ok since 'My Teeth!' I've officially been anaverage person in reviews... I think... Might not hope... 'Jigglypuff Roasts People' looks like my most popular fic.

I think I just started bad with a badly made murder mystery, actually that was my second fic, my first one was in the Mario section AND NO BODY REVIEWED!1

Or did they?

That joke is getting old, or is it? (YAY! Always have that to back me up.)


The Smashers and sick-joke 'Smashers' went outside to see…

"WTF noob?" everyone said all at once.

There were Throwbots AKA Silzers.

"THE PLUGS, THEY BURN MY EYES!" Nana screamed in horror and ran around in triangles.

"This is stoopid…" Capt. Falcon said angrily and through some horse poo at Ness.

"YAY LEGOS!" Pikachu said and tried playing with Electro, electrocuting each other.

There was Jet, a black and yellow robot, Torch, a black and red robot, Electro, a black and purple robot, Granite, a tan and gray robot, Scuba, a blue and light blue robot, Amazon, a green and light green robot, Turbo, a yellow and green robot, and last but not least Ski, a white and light blue robot.

"Now we must keep Pichu away from the small parts because he could choke." explained the typical mom,

"Their six feet tall in this world." Ganondorf said,

"Well, um, you- I…" She cracked a chair over his head; the evil wizard of the dark realm fell unconscious, "Who wants apples?"

"ME!" everyone, even the hands and Throwbots, even herself said.

Anyway they all got along except for Donkey Kong who raved about how there were too many people, no one liked raving so they ignored him and watched Family Guy because the kids wanted to.

After that everyone got down to business.

"It seems that the murder victim died a weird and stupid death." Jet said,

"How did you figure that out?" Fox asked,

"Well, um, I-" he threw his disk at Fox who dodged it, it hit Bowser who cried and Zelda kissed the booboo to make it better, Link and Mario said 'WTF' while running back and forth.

"I'm glad we're special guests!" Said Tigger,

"Why?" Link asked,

"Because we won't die and only the people that the readers like will die!"

"O RLY, noob?" Link asked and went to decapitate him, but the killer jumped out in a Ghost Face costume and stabbed Link along with Psycho music.

"Grrr… Scream plug… Two plugs you stupid person! Two plugs!" Falco said, shaking his fist at the sky.

"NOEZ! MY LINK!" Zelda cried and ran over to Link, "Now I'll have to go out with Bowser!"

Marth rode Yoshi, following the murderer inside.

They turned a corner to see him standing still. Marth stabbed him, only to find out that it was just the costume held up by a coat rack.

"That doesn't make since, it would be easily found out that it wasn't him!" Marth complained.

Then the murderer in the shadows revved a chainsaw and swiped at Marth, missed, and hit that monkey from Dora the Explorer who died from the horror of it all. Marth tripped the killer who fell onto his/her side.

As he raised his sword, the murderer pulled out a Bobomb duct taped with motion-censor bombs. It exploded, blowing up the hall as Yoshi ran out.

"MARHT BLUE LIEK UPZ!" Yoshi screamed, "Questionable about the killer, of course."

Nothing funny happened in a while so Dr. Mario farted and everyone laughed at his expense.

"Seriously though, I'm frigging getting out of here!" Shadow said and ran off. The killer, back in the costume, jumped in front of him, they slapped into each other really hard.

The killer then ran over the 'ultimate life form' back and forth with a golf cart. He/she stopped and looked at everyone else and disappeared.

Suddenly there was a cracking sound. Around the side of the house came the jagged dead tree, walking with its roots. It picked up Falcon by the feet and beat Master Hand.

Bowser and Torch just set it on fire. Big wup.

Everyone got on Turbo because he had wheels; sadly he was crushed under the weight.

They then just plain ran inside.

The killer dragged Shadow, Turbo, Boots, Marth, Master Hand, and Link away one at a time as evening turned to night.

The Smoo dog took out his guns but had used the last of his bullets killing the zombie.

Everyone reached a small food storage closet. But Wario, Tigger, Winnie, Piglet, Pichu, and Sonic all ran in, Piglet locked the door and swallowed the key.

"Since there are too many people in this closet, I shall reduce you, Sega and Nintendo characters only!" he revved a big chainsaw and neared them,

"You're right, we will run out of food soon, then we will… HAVE TO EAT EACH OTHER!" Pichu said hysterically, he electrocuted the evil stuffed animal and began furiously nibbling on his head.

"Yay! Go Pichu!" Sonic and Wario said simultaneously.

"Why don't you say that to my face jackass!" Pooh said,

"We never insulted you!" Yelled Wario,

The bear took out a spiked whip and cracked it threateningly. Sonic just punched him out.

"Open the door this instant fictional characters!" the typical mom ordered.

They opened it and ran out, everyone ran down the hall leaving behind Winnie, the killer took the chainsaw and whip.

The Smashers and Throwbots reached an insanely big dumbwaiter, yet it was still too small for all of them.

"Let's just all squeeze inside," suggested Samus.

"Nah, Hey look! A pretty thing!" Tigger said, all of the Throwbots, Donkey Kong, Jigglypuff, Falcon, and Mr. Game and Watch went over to the direction he pointed to, "Psych!" he yelled, and pushed the button to go up, everyone else not written jumped in to the dumbwaiter in the nick of time.

"Hey, he tricked us!" Ski said, then the murderer flew over them, dropping chainsaws.

While they went up, it suddenly jolted to a stop in between floors, "The killer must have stopped it somehow!" Roy said cheese-ily.

Zelda went to crawl out of the small crack at the bottom when Tigger pushed her back and eagerly squeezed his head out. Then the killer let the rope go. Tigger's head was crushed, then decapitated.

Peach almost tossed her cookies from all the stuffing.

At the top they got out, the kitchen! Everyone had a lot of Oreos.


If you have an idea of who it is, tell me! Yelling's fun! Exclaimtation point!

(Insert blank expression of Lego head here)