I don't blame you for not reviewing this because of me updating it so quickly, I blame society!
Seriously.
After the Oreos, Peach got out some wine "Yummers, wine!" she drank straight from the bottle.
After half the bottle was gone "I DON'T LIKE CHEESE 'CAUSE IT TASTES UGLY." Peach declared and fainted, out the window.
Roy lunged to grab her but missed.
He meekly peeked out the window to see the killer had caught her.
'Annoying supernatural-ness…' he thought.
The killer disappeared in black mist along with her.
"She should have stopped when I said that I disapproved of her drinking habit." The typical mom remarked,
Everyone headed out of the kitchen and into a dark hall. On either side of them was a hallway that went into the darkness; Pichu threw a stick that was unexplainably inside into the blackness. Then a giant, white spider leg pushed the Pokemon into the darkness who yelped.
Everyone ran down the other end of the hall as something crawled up onto the wall, laughing evilly/annoyingly.
In the dark all twenty-four slapped into the door at the very end, Bowser felt along the wall. He felt the light switch and flicked it on.
"ZOMG!" they all said at once as the white thing slipped on the costume before anyone could recognize who or what it was.
It stared,
They stared,
It stared,
They stared,
The costume ripped apart to reveal a weird blobby, liquid/fog mass floating there, arms and heads, forming and reaching out.
Ness, Pit, Wario, Mario, and Sonic all ran into it and turned into cotton candy statues of themselves.
"DON'T LOOK INTO ITS EYES!" yelled Bowser, who ironically looked into its eyes and ran into the mass.
"Hypocrite!" Kirby said, looked into its eyes and ran into it.
"Run!" Zelda said typically. The Smashers opened the door and ran through.
The seventeen found themselves in the living room.
"OMG LIVING ROOM!" Yoshi said.
"Go! I'll hold the evil off!" Mewtwo shouted and faced the door behind him.
"K!" Everyone else said at once and ran outside.
Mewtwo sealed the door shut with his powers, a giant skull emboss imprinted on the door that stretched out, suddenly the door shattered into tiny chips littering the floor. Before he knew it the blackness engulfed him and floated on.
Outside, the Smashers were looking in the window to see the cloud hover to the doors, they turned to see them open and out float the thing. Two tentacle-things shot out and wrapped around Packman and yanked him in, the evil floated away to show the cotton candy figure blow up.
Ganondorf, once again, saw the eyes and ran into it.
"Let's go into the rose maze!" Samus said. They dashed across the dark yard to a maze of trimmed bushes ten feet tall. Dr. Mario being last, closed the gate behind them, but the shadow blob gripped his wrist tightly with an arm.
Roy reached a dead end; he spun around to see the thing rush at him. Roy took out a chainsaw and sawed a hole in the wall to his right and ran through.
The Swordsman looked down one way, then the other, he sprint around a corner, then another, then slapped into Zelda, "OW!" they cried, rubbing their faces.
"Let's go!" Roy said, getting up and helping her up as well. The two quickly ran around a corner to see the Smoo-dog barking at them, he had found the way out. Suddenly Fox slapped into them, "OW!" the three cried.
Getting to his feet, Roy noticed that a passageway breaking away to the right of them had the evil mass, waiting to snatch them up. The three walked towards the Smoo, picking up pace quickly. Right up to it, it jumped out at them, Roy, who was holding onto Zelda's hand, slid under, bringing her down also, avoiding the tasty death. Fox slid under also. Roy, Zelda, and Fox scrambled to get up.
Suddenly five hands grabbed Fox and pulled him in.
Zelda tried opening the gate, but wasn't budging; "Huh?" she looked up to see some wispy ribbons of shadows holding it shut. Behind them the thing moved closer. Roy took out his Sword of Seals and chopped at the tentacle-things reaching out of the mass, they broke away into free smoke and were sucked back into it. Roy kicked the gate open and pulled Zelda along, the Smoo at his heels.
At the open doors of the mansion, the lights shining across the lawn, they ran in. The Smoo propped his guns under the knobs, Roy and Zelda stepped back as the doors jolted.
The doors were knocked to the side as the thing menacingly floated inside, "NUTS!" Zelda said, it charged at her, Roy dashed in and pushed her out of the way.
The darkness jumped behind Zelda where it got her.
"WTF? You're supposed to get me! That's how it always goes!" Roy shouted,
"What's happening? I was just cleaning up the mess you guys made and-" the typical mom said, saw the evil, and sped off into the mansion on a bike.
The Smoo jumped into Roy's arms as he backed up into the wall. It stopped a few feet away, the faceless heads morphing around in the mass got faces suddenly, "Come boy and dog, we want you." Bowser's corrupted soul said, his face appearing on one of the heads,
"Oh and typical mom too, stupid bike…" Peach's soul said,
"We need you! I don't know why, but we need you!" Yoshi's soul said,
"NOES!" Roy cried, then the image disappeared, "YAY!" Crazy Hand was in his place, "HUH?"
"WE SO GOT JOO!" He said, the dog licked Roy's face, he must have been on it too.
"I'm confused…" Roy said,
The typical mom rode back in while the Smashers walked in from outside, "GOT JOO!" they said in unison.
"This was all a prank!" Master Hand said,
"But how did you all do all that?" Roy asked, annoyed that he wasn't in on the joke.
"Me and my bro are magical!" Master Hand replied, "Don't worry, everyone that were the new Smashers, except Pit, Wario, Shadow, and Sonic, didn't know about the joke either.
"Oh, so they can come out now…" Roy asked.
…
…
…
"…Right?" he added timidly.
"Well," Crazy Hand said, "This whole joke had a moral; never put in weird characters that the reader might not like and have them all live because they're special guests, and… stuff."
"Well that's rude!" ACT II said, "What if someone who wrote one like that read this?"
"Shut up, you're the one writing this!" the glove said,
"Oh right." He said.
"But that was rude to say!" Roy explained,
"O YA?" Master Hand asked.
"Why did I get this weird death when no one saw it?" Young Link asked,
"To be really realistic!" Crazy Hand replied.
Roy stared blankly at the wall, past the wall.
The dumbwaiter that they got into.
The tree that attacked them.
The maze that disoriented him.
The hall that held darkness.
The bathroom that flooded.
The courtyard where the chase began.
All no danger. Nothing bad really happened.
All Roy could say was "I wonder if Burger King is still open."
The End
Boo.
Also; Yay twist ending, bet you didn't expect it to be like that! I hate things with messages though...
I'll probably delete House of Horrorz because this went the way I wanted that to be like more than itself..?
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