Heehee. Yay. It's raining! No hayfever. But I still can't get outside. Oh, well, it's not all bad I can carry on with the fanfic.

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Sam blinked at all the people surrounding her. Alex on one side and Jack on the other. And a truckload of nurses all around them. She had never felt so… pampered. Jack smiled at her, his special, "Sam" smile. She smiled back, wondering what had happened. She had only been unconscious a few hours right?

Alex was smiling feebly at her looking, well… repentant was the word. Oh right. He hadn't been covering her… he'd been hit by something…. Alex opened his mouth.

"I just wanted to say, I'm really sorry I wasn't covering you. Cameron and Jack are really mad at me, and I hope you won't be, but if you are, I understand."

His dark blue eyes met hers, and whether or not she had forgiven him before, she forgave him completely then.

Jack suddenly jumped in.

"Wait… did you say Cameron AND Jack?

Alex nodded, confused.

"I wasn't mad at you! I just… I'm not good at comforting people so I thought it would be better if I just left you."

Alex at him, completely bemused. "You avoided me for two weeks!"

Sam sat up, shocked. "I've been unconscious for two weeks!"

Alex muttered a quiet, "crap", to himself before he and Jack were ushered out of the room by a nervous Janet Frasier.

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Alex sat with Jack in the commissary. Eating cake. Well, Jack was. The sight of the triple chocolate and fudge sponge ARMY ISSUE had made Alex feel physically sick.

Jack had finished his cake, like his fingers and said, "So… do Daniel, Teal'c and Mitchell know about Sa… Carter waking up?"

Alex smiled to himself about his little glitch. "Yeah, the doc sent them a note or something…"

They sat in awkward silence until Janet walked through the door and saw them staring at each other, not saying anything. She fought back the urge to laugh. They were so alike. But she merely said, "You can go and see her now boys."

They both shot out of their seats and practically ran to the infirmary. They didn't even register the "boys". Janet shook her head. Crazy.

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Sam was sick. Literally. One week after she'd been pronounced fit for duty. But she was sick. She was sick and she was sick of it. Sam sighed. She knew she was sick because she kept making stupid jokes.

For the past four days she'd been sick every day at 6am and 6pm respectively. And she was sure sickness didn't have a timetable. She groaned and went to bed. At least she didn't need to use the alarm clock any more.

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Jack was sitting eating breakfast with Daniel and Alex. He had a problem. His 2IC was sick. Literally. And it bothered him. Because he knew when women were sick in the mornings it usually meant only one thing. He looked up at Daniel and Alex.

"So guys… d'ya think Carter's pregnant?" he asked as casually as he could.

Alex spat out his mouthful of coffee straight into Jack's fruitloops. Jack dropped his spoon distastefully. "Thanks Alex."

"Sorry sir. But what you just said…"

Jack interrupted, "Oh, look! There she is now!"

He waved her over. Daniel and Alex looked at each other in horror. Surely he wasn't going to ask her here… Daniel got up and practically ran from the commissary. Sam came up and sat down, puzzled.

"Where'd Daniel go?"

Alex hurriedly said, "Bathroom." Then he muttered under his breath, "Coward."

Sam frowned, "Sorry?"

Alex jumped, "Um, nothing."

Jack raised an eyebrow. Play it cool Jack, play it cool. "So… Carter. You sleep well?"

Alex resisted the urge to flee. Instead he kicked Jack under the table. He wondered whether that could get him court marshalled. Sam raised her eyebrows. Something was going on.

"Not really sir. I was sick again.

Jack smiled sympathetically, his heart pounding. Oh but he was a good actor. "Aw, is it a womanly thing?"

Alex kicked him properly this time. He no longer cared about the court marshall. Jack jumped, but kept the smile on his face.

Sam frowned. "I don't see who the flu is a womanly thing, sir."

Jack kept the smile: this was it…"No, I meant when… you know…when women are pregnant…"

Sam spat out her coffee straight into Jack's fruitloops. Alex nearly fell off the table laughing. She wasn't pregnant then. He hadn't really thought so all along. Honestly.

Sam regained her self control. "How… how could that happen sir?"

Jack frowned, confused, but Alex couldn't resist any more. "Well, Sam, when a man and a woman love each other very much…"

She shot him a look so full of "I'm-so-going-to-kill-you-later" that Alex gulped down his coffee just to avoid looking at her.

"Sir, that's absurd…" Then she paused, saying, "Why would you even think that?"

Alex grinned. Once she got over the killing spree Sam was gonna laugh so much about this. For now though, the killing spree looked imminent.

Sam got up, walked with dignity to another table, came back for her plate and fainted. Jack looked bemusedly at Alex. He looked confused. Alex's face mirrored his. Jack opened his mouth. "What the hell just happened?"

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I realise that this chapter is pointless and cheesy but I had it buzzing round in my head for ages, so I just HAD to get it onto paper, Microsoft word etc. Again, thankyou for reading and please review.