That night Luke was at the diner and Lorelai was sitting at home waiting for him to come over. Rachel had been at her hotel in Hartford, trying to concentrate on work but her mind kept going back to Luke and Lorelai. She had to get him back, she needed him, well maybe not needed, but wanted him. She left the hotel and made her way to stars hollow.
This same thing was going on in Lorelai's head. She and Luke never came up with a final plan, but they did come up with some small ideas. She decides in order to get Rachel to leave she will have to go up against her alone.
30 minutes later and still no Luke.
The door bell rang.
She thought it was Luke so as she is walking to the door she's saying.
"You know, you don't have to ring the bell (the opens the door) Just open the do-
She sees Rachel standing there.
"well, well, well, Lorelai."
"Door (she says to herself), Rachel what are you doing here?"
"Oh, well, I just stopped by the diner and Luke told me to come over and tell you that he won't be stopping by tonight."
"Why?"
"Well you see my car broke down right outside the diner, so Luke said he would entertain me until the mechanics are done, and he said he didn't mind because he didn't feel like seeing you anyway."
"You are so full of it Rachel, Luke would never say that, what are you up to?"
"Why would I be up to something, I was just delivering the message. Sorry is that such a crime."
"You can try and keep him away from me tonight but there is no way you will get him back, understood!"
"We will see about that now won't we."
Rachel starts walking away, Lorelai yells.
"Yeah we will!"
She hadn't spoken to Luke since Rachel left the house. Lorelai knew nothing would happen, she had Rachel right where she wanted her. She wanted Rachel to think that she could get Luke, and that she would give up and say," ok Rachel you can have him" yeah right, like that would ever happen. She was going to sleep and in the morning go to the diner, knowing Rachel is going to show up.
The next morning Lorelai walks into the diner wearing tight jeans and a small, very pretty blue shirt. Luke sees her and almost drops a coffee cup. Lorelai starts giggling and whispers in his ear.
"So you like the way I'm dressed."
"Dear god yes." He whispers back.
Lorelai loved the sneaky sexy side of Luke.
"Good, you made just the reaction I was hoping for."
"Oh really.(she nods) Sorry about last night, the stupid delivery guy kept me on the phone for hours and I didn't get a chance to call and tell you I might be late or not coming at all."
"Wait (oh no her plan might not work, it seemed as if Rachel was two steps ahead of her) Rachel was never here?"
"No, never I think she is still in Hartford."
"Uh no she's not, she came to my house last night and told me her car broke down in front of the diner, and you told her to tell me that you couldn't come over because you were going to entertain her until the mechanics came. Then she said that you didn't want to come over anyway.
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, you know I wanted to come over right?"
"Oh trust me I know."
She has a devil look in her eyes.
"Lorelai, we agreed that it's just to ignore her, plotting revenge won't solve anything."
"Uh, hello, it solves the whole, he's mine so back off and go to hell!"
"Well that's very mature."
Just then the bells above the door chime and a customer walks in. Luke looks up and is in shock, and he can't help but stare.
Rachel.
Lorelai turned around and saw Rachel. Wearing a dress that was so short and skimpy that it was as if she wasn't wearing anything at all.
She came over to the counter and sat down, hitting me with her purse. She leaned over the counter and said.
"Hey Luke." In a flirty voice.
"Uh...Rachel…Hi."
"So what do you think of my new outfit."
"It's great."
He says a little too enthusiastic.
Lorelai nudges his arm, and Luke snaps out of his trance.
"Oh, I mean its good I guess."
Rachel kept batting her eyelashes and showing off her dress and Luke stood there in a trance.
Hmmm Lorelai thought. This should get his attention.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE! Take him, I compete with you, go ahead, he is obviously flirting right along with you, he doesn't love me anymore, I'm done, he's all yours."
She runs out of the diner and around the corner. Now she is thinking.
Ok he better come after me or this plan just backfired.
And guess, who came around the corner interrupting her thoughts not more than 5 seconds later, was Luke.
"Okay, know come on, you don't really think that,"
She grabs him and kisses him hard, pushing him against the wall.
The make out against the wall for a good 5 minutes before Luke pulls away.
"Lorelai, what was that back there?"
Lorelai turned around and saw Rachel staring at them, she had watched them make out, and she turned around looking defeated.
She turned back to Luke.
"That my friend….was sweet revenge."
