Little Red Puppy Hood
Chapter Two: The Big Bad Wolf and the Cry Baby Puppy
Kagome walked on along an odd path. It had yellow bricks on it. Isn't that supposed to be from 'Wizard of Oz'? Kagome asked herself a little confused. She looked out at the forest until she spotted something red and silver in between the trees… "INUYASHA!" she shouted as she ran towards the person in red.
The person in red turned around. He looked exactly like Inuyasha, except he had a red hood on. "Oh, are you talking to me? I'm sorry, my name isn't Inuyasha! It's Lil Red!" the person who looked like Inuyasha said in a rather scary, but odd girly voice.
"Inuyasha! Stop playing games! Osuwari!" Kagome said. But nothing happened. Why doesn't Inuyasha just fall on the ground already? Maybe this person isn't Inuyasha! "Sorry about that… So you're Lil Red? Not Inuyasha?" Kagome asked just to make sure.
"Yup! Hey, do you know where my granny's house is? I'm looking for her!" said Lil Red in an overly girly voice again. Even if it was hard to tell if she was a girl due to her looks, Kagome could tell that this was a girl due to very annoying and sweet voice.
"Erm… No… I'm new here! I just moved into the forest!" Kagome said with a sweat drop. Yes, it was like lying a little, but it was partially true.
"Oh… Well then, want to come with me?" asked Lil Red with a girly giggle as she began to prance around with her basket of goodies.
I never knew this story was THIS odd… Kagome thought on her head. It was going to be one heck of a long day, that's for sure. Kagome walked along with Lil Red 'Puppy' Hood. Never if she wasn't Inuyasha, she still reminded her so much of him. Lil Red had the same red kimono, same silver hair, same gold eyes, and the same doggy ears! It couldn't be a coincidence, could it?
After several annoying hours of listening to Lil Red sing "It's The Song That Never Ends", Kagome could hear growling coming from a bush. "Lil Red, there aren't wolves in this forest, are there?" Kagome asked nervously.
"Yes there are! That's why you have to super-duper carefulicious!" Lil Red said with a girly laugh as she began to prance around again and sing annoyingly. Out of nowhere a figure jumped out of the bush!
"It's Sesshomaru!" Kagome yelled with a shock.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! It's the Big Bad Wolf! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Lil Red screamed as she began to run, but she ran smack dab into a tree and fell unconscious. Kagome didn't mind that one bit.
"Grrrrr… I'm the Big Bad Wolf! I've come to kill you with my vast sarcasms and amazingly large claws of evilness! And then I shall feed you to my abnormally annoying slave, Rin!" said Sesshomaru/The Big Bad Wolf.
"Uhhhh… You have to work on your vocab a little if you're gonna scare someone…" Kagome said as she sighed and flicked the Big Bad Wolf's nose. "Now! Be a good wolf!" Kagome commanded as she dragged the Big Bad Wolf by his extremely long silver hair.
"I'll be a good wolf… I promise! Just let go!" the Big Bad Wolf cried as tears fell out of his eyes and caused his make-up to smudge and yes, Sesshy DOES wear make-up if you look closely….
Kagome sighed. "Why do I even go on living when I'm faced with idiots everyday?"
"I'm no idiot! I'm just too cy-uuute for yo-uuu!" sang Lil Red tauntingly as she giggled again.
Yep, it was going to be one hectic day for one poor unfortunate soul named Kagome stuck with these two morons. Little did she know that later on she'd be faced with even MORE insanity and one heck of a perverted schnitzel seller…
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Well, there you go folks. Yes, I realize this chapter is short. But right as I wrote this story, I was up late again, parents yelling at me as usual so I had to cut this chapter short. Stay tuned for the next chapter where you'll see Miroku harassing little girls and Sango as a police officer!
As for disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I never will in the cruel reality of things… But I do own this odd storyline which I came up with out of complete and utter boredom.
