A/N:
Reviews have been tallied, dammit! The winner was… Shigurei!
You better be happy.
"There is something else, we are to be worried about…" Shigure paused for a dramatic affect. "These people, the twins, they will murder us and take our places in our lives!" Shigure wailed dramatically. Tohru gasped, just as she heard a rattling noise from upstairs. It was quite loud. Everyone turned their heads.
"What was that?" Asked Kyo, although everyone already knew what it was. I mean, the first voice that came from upstairs was a dead give away.
"Aww, where's the porn! What am I to do! Oh, woe is me! Aaya would be ashamed, if I didn't find porn. Where would I get my sex moves? He has to have some, somewhere!"
Shigure Sohma let out a nervous laugh before saying, "The porn's in the top draw, brother! Come down stairs! And bring some porn with you!" Shigure was on his feet now.
There was a pounding sound, then an 'oof!' before a black and grey haired man wandered down the stairs, a pile of porn magazines in his hands. His grayish eyes met Shigure's and he bowed and smiled, baring wickedly despicable fangs.
"Shigurei Souma" He said in a sing song voice, "Nice to meet you finally, Shigure"
"Yes, yes! I have been waiting! Kyo and Yuki got theirs before me!"
Shigurei Souma waved his hand in front of his face and laughed manically. He took on a strange odor too, which was only discovered when he lifted his arm.
"Ha! Everyone will be here, soon. Akito's scared. He doesn't want to meet his she-male sister. He's been talking about it since Tooru Honder found the warp" He nodded before continuing, "I have nothing to do here really; I asked Yuuki and Kyou to get my things and I think Tooru is going to help them so…"
He stopped when he noticed everyone giving him a weird look.
"You mean… you don't know? The Souma's are going to take you guys over. You've been in control for too long. You're going back to my world. Yeah! Aaya would be proud. Shigure, want to read some porn with me?"
"S-Sure…" Replied Shigure, sort of shocked that his twin brother wasn't much different than him. Although, there's a lot more than meets the eye.
"I just hope Mii doesn't chase me here. I'd be doomed if she did! Doomed I say!" Shigurei wailed dramatically, falling upon his knees.
"Stupid mutt," Scoffed Kyo, staring down at Shigurei, "You can't just ORDER us to leave our side of the parallel universe. We have something you can't touch, anyway!"
"Yeah? What's that, stupid cat?"
Kyo cringed. Did everyone have to call him stupid? No matter what universe he was in, it seemed all disliked him. Except, well, a few.
"Akito. The female. The GOD of all the zodiac. Your stupid male Akito has nothing up against ours"
"Oh, really? That's why we're organizing a death match. Hehe! I love death matches! I also like blood and guts and gore… and death! Creating death is fun. Yay!"
Shigurei, Shigure realized, was a bit different to him. Homicidal, it seemed.
"I have a nickname for you," Shigure said, "Shigurei the Homicidal Maniac"
"YAY!"
Shigurei laughed in a hysterical manor, before picking up a few of the porno mags he dropped from before, and began to read. Shigure also picked up one and began his daily ritual of goggling at naked woman.
Kyo, Yuki and Tohru sat dumbfounded before the two twin brothers. What was there to say? Just then, two people burst in the door.
"We got her!" Kyou yelled, very, VERY loudly.
"Hell yeah! We did it!" Yuuki yelled, twice as loud because Yuuki always has to be better than Kyou at everything otherwise the universe would stop completely and every single person in the universe (both) would shrivel up and die because of the shock horrorness of the whole incident.
"Who did you happen to get, may I ask?" Yuki asked his evil twin brother. Yuuki bared his fangs and pointed out the door.
"Who the hell do you think?" He said, as Yuki, Kyo and Tohru's eyes gazed up at the figure before them. The figure of-
A/N:
There. I ended a cliffy and bought on another one.
I think it's pretty obvious who it is though.
