A/N:
THANKYOU EVERYONE!
You've all been good little reviewers and helping with my story.
I know A LOT of you helped, so please don't be disappointed if your name doesn't get picked, okay? It might do in the future. I just pick ones that look appealing, so make them as crazy as you want.
Kaguhrah comes from… The Cherry Blossom Artist! Yay, thanks.
"Ah, cut ya crap, you two. I mean, they'd know who I was if they weren't stupid" Remarked the girl behind them in a loud, loud voice. Although, she did look a lot like-
"Meet Mrs. Tooru Honder!" Yuuki said, slapping the girls back roughly and laughing. She laughed in return; a husky, masculine laugh. Her eyes where are green as moss and her hair as light as the floor of the house. Tohru admired her sister's evil, yet peculiar beauty, and Tooru looked down at Tohru and knew the last thing in the world she wanted to do was talk to this crazy bitch.
"Hello!" Tohru Honda exclaimed, standing up and reaching out for her sister, "I'm Miss Tohru Honda, your not so evil twin sister from the other side of the parallel uni-"
"Shutup"
Tohru paused. Had she just been interrupted from her speech? How rude! But she kept quiet about it. This girl looked dangerous!
"I don't give a crap who the hell you are, or where in the universe you come from. Think I was born yesterday? I already know who you are, dimwit. Heero was right; you're as bad as a dumb blonde. Although, he'd just say that to cover your ass. You're worse than a dumb blonde! Ahh listen to me. Getting all worked up over you, you mangey slut. Livin' in a house full of cute guys. I'm surprised you haven't been pimped yet! Golly gosh, you're in for it when-"
Kyou slapped Tooru over the back of the head at this point. She scowled. He grinned. She scowled more. A scowl looked quite good on her face. Maybe Tohru should try it more often, or something.
"I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to do any harm! I was just trying to get to know you, sister! I've never seen you before and I thought that if I tried to be nice that you might come to like me because I like you and all, you're my sister, right? Your one of my only living family members left, you see, so I hoped we could become… friends…" She paused. Was Tooru picking her nose and forcing Yuuki to eat it?
"Uhhh… Tooru…"
She looked up from her goings on. She always made Yuuki eat her snot. She found it utterly hilarious. She let out a fiendish cackle.
"I'm not really your sister, Honda-girl, I just look a bit like you and have the same name as you spelt differently. Parallel universe brothers or sisters aren't real realitives" She paused, "Ahh crap! Now I sound like a softy explaining that to her. Take it from the records! The records, dammit! The records!"
"For the love of Akito, shut the fuck up!"
There was a shocked silence. Tohru stared and her friend Kyo. What the hell was he getting himself into, this time? Surely, these twins were stronger than all of them put together. Hmm…
"You guys suck. You can't just come and live here! I can see your baggage outside, so there. Anyway, you guys probably live in some kind of gutter; Sohma Estate isn't any better than a damn gutter, I can tell ya. Umm… what else? Tooru, you don't happen to do house work, do you?"
"Never done it in my life"
Kyo turned to Shigure and Yuki, who were starting to get the idea. They joined in as Tohru sat dumbfounded. She didn't understand what was going on.
"Well, to live here TOORU, you have to cook, clean and keep the house tidy; that's this side of the parallel universe's rules" Yuki continued, "And Yuuki, Kyou; you too have to help as well. We don't get off scott free!"
At this point, Shigure and Shigurei bounded down the stairs and greeted Tooru. Yuki informed Shigure of the plan whist Kyo kept babbling about random things to make them not want to stay.
"And if you do live here, you have to follow us everywhere and be our slaves" Kyo concluded, wiping his hand across his forehead. Debating sure was hard work. But then, there was a sound. A deafening sound. A rumbling sound. A sound that could only be…
"Oh SHIT!" Kyo and Kyou yelled before scampering to find a place to hide. They weren't very successful though; that girl had powers!
"What is it, Kyo?" Tohru asked the boy, who was currently hiding under the table with his brother and in the process of looking up Tohru's extra short skirt.
"I'm hiding… my Oh-Shit-Kagura's-Coming-Go-Hide-Or-Death sense is tingling"
"Her name isn't Kagura," Kyou stated, "It's Kaguhrah. Kaguhrah Souma"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE HELL HER NAME IS!" Kyo yelled, just as Kaguhrah reached the door, "SHE'S HERE, DAMMIT!"
"K-Kyou?" She asked softly, her blackish eyes glazing over with anger, "I heard you Kyou. Don't hide from me, baby"
"Should we go out?" Kyo asked his twin; he recalled all the twins being stronger than their counterparts. He didn't want MORE broken bones.
"NEVER!" Wailed Kyou in a very army sounding voice. "We shall not give- Oh… hello…"
Kyou gulped as Kaguhrah grabbed his shirt and yanked him out, holding him about an inch away from her face. Her eyes met his in an evil duel of… blinking.
"What exactly do YOU want, Kaguhrah?" Kyou questioned in a menacing voice, when it was quite obvious what the answer was.
"I just wanted to see… YOU!" She yelled, punching him square in the jaw and sending him backwards over the table and onto Tohru's lap. She smiled awkwardly before wiggling over and getting off.
"Kyou, you cad! You have me and your sitting on other girls laps!"
"You threw me there, dammit!"
The attacking continued as bone crunching noises echoed around the house. Kyo figured this would be a perfect time to sneak out and ring the real Boar as a way to calm down the other one. Even though he wasn't too sure about having two Kagura's in the house, he hoped it would work. He wandered to the phone and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Kagura…"
"KYO! HELLO MY SWEET, SWEET DARLING!"
"Yeah yeah, can you come over? I want you to…"
"Have a date with you! Okay!"
"Hey I never-" She hung up "Dammit…"
Kyo wandered back into the room, where everyone was watching, jaws on the floor, at Kaguhrah beating her lover down to a bloody pulp. Kyou stared over and Kyo and mouthed 'help me'. Kyo mouthed back, 'I already have'. A questionable look passed over Kyou's face before it was slapped again and again by Kaguhrah.
Suddenly, there was another rumble. Another deafening sound. Kaguhrah looked up; that was trademarked to her and her only! She growled as the person came through the door.
"Hello, my love! It is I, Kagura Sohma! The one and only!"
"Psh, one and only my ass. You must be my lame sister. I'm Kaguhrah Souma. I guess it's nice to meet you" She said, dropping Kyou onto the ground and dismounting his bloodied body. Kagura gasped.
"You killed my-"
"No, no. That's Kyou, Kyo's brother. No need to worry. Yours is over there" Kaguhrah sighed, pointing to Kyo, who was trying to become one with the wall.
"Time for our date… LOVER BOY!" Kagura said viciously, grabbing his arm and yanking him out the door.
"Dammit woman, I'm trying to save humanity! Let go!"
"But your too cute! I WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!" She growled, punching him in the stomach and dragging him down the path.
Kyo looked up and mouthed to his brother, 'Where's help when you need it?'.
He replied, speaking.
"Sorry. I'm the evil one here. I don't help people when they need me"
Kyo rolled his eyes. He just hoped when he got back no one was dead yet.
A/N:
Well I never! Don't worry; there will be more from Tooru and Kaguhrah next time. Do not fret, damn you! Please.
So! Who do you guys want to be next?
Lets say… you choose who you want and give me a name respelling. I'll add up the votes for who should go next and yeah, it'll be done. Yay!
