A/N:

Okay, the votes were tied with Momiji and Akito!

Which means Momiji is going next. I want to do Akito later on.

"Momegee" come from… LISHA LANE! Thanks.

While Tohru tried to associate with her parallel sister, Kaguhrah made everyone some tea. Which was unusual, because she's supposed to be evil. Nobody drank it incase she used the rat killer Kyo had been hiding under the sink (for when times got tough and Yuki needed to be murdered viciously).

Kyou was still laying crumpled on the floor thanks to Kaguhrah and her bone crunching love. He groaned randomly and he attempted to heave himself up, only the discover his shoulder was dislocated.

Shigurei was too busy reading porn to notice that his twin brother was being chased by Yuuki; Shigure had to learn not to make nasty comments to people he didn't know.

So, all in all, the house was going just as normal as it usually would, except for a few extra housemates. Although, when you have a hole in the parallel universe and everyone knows it's there, it's not long before everyone's jumping through, right? Well, you can only presume; there's no such thing as a split universe in the real world, folks.

Tohru had just finished patching up Kyou's arm (she couldn't stand to see him hurt) when she heard a familiar voice outside. Tohru stood up and grinned moronically before flinging the door and yelling,

"Momiji!"

"Ahem," Kyou coughed, getting Tohru's attention, "His name is Momegee, not Momiji. How many times do we have to tell you not to presume it's the twin you know? Maybe you should ask first or something, ya stupid girl"

Tohru nodded her head and turned back to the evil twin of Momiji. His hair was a dirty blonde colour and he was wearing a hat with two little devil horns on top. His eyes were a deep blue and his lips plump and pink. His clothing style hadn't changed much; still a bit girly. He was wearing a maroon frock-type shirt (like the one on the hot spring trip) with a pair of black pants underneath. He grinned devilishly.

"Hey baby, like what you see?" He questioned Tohru, spinning in a small circle. Tohru shook her head when she realized she had been gawking at him for about 2 minutes. He walked to her a took her hand in his, kissing it lightly and running his fangs over her skin.

"I'm Momegee Souma, cousin of Kyou and Yuuki," He said, grinning. When Tohru noticed blood on his fangs, she realized that he had cute her hand open.

"Ye-ow!" She said, slapping him away and clutching her hand. In truth, it didn't hurt much, but she felt like being a drama queen.

Momegee turned to Kyou, "You're planning on living here?" He questioned, noticing the suitcases outside and the few little items in. Kyou nodded and twirled a lock of his hair between his fingers.

"Where's Kyo?"

"On a date with… Kagura, I think"

"Ooh, swish"

There was a pause. It wasn't like either of them CARED about where Kyo and Kagura had gotten off to, it didn't concern them anyhow. They were just… curious. For the record.

It was at that moment Tooru and Tohru decided to go and get to REAL Momiji. Okay, Tohru practically begged Tooru to come, so she did. She hated people begging at her like that.

Shigure and Shigurei had gone to get some lunch. Muhaha! Fear the salmon fish cakes!

As for the rest, well, no one exactly knew where they were.

"So," Momegee said to Yuuki and Kyou, who happened to be the only evil twins left in the house, "Should we… say… cut off Yuki's hair?"

Poor Yuki. He was the only Sohma twin in the house. He had attempted to hide in the corner but was unsuccessful. He gulped as Kyou advanced onto him and held one arm in place; Momegee got the other. Yuuki cackles randomly and went to find the scissors. How he loved sharp things.

"H-Hey… you don't really want to do this…" Yuki stuttered out as the scissors came closer and closer to his face. Yuuki rolled his eyes.

"Look, the goodie goodie act wont work with me. I'm evil. Very evil. More evil than evil-"

"Shutup and get it over with!" Momegee said angrily, "No one cares for your rants!"

Yuuki glared at Momegee and began to cute Yuki's hair… lock by lock.

"C'mon Momiji, don't be scared! It's only me and my evil twin!"

Tohru had tried convincing Momiji to come out for about half an hour now and no progress had been made. Tohru had tried everything; candy, candy, candy and… candy? Well, maybe she COULD be a bit more original, but who cares?

"Move," Came the solemn voice of Tooru from behind her. Tohru whipped around and stepped aside and Tooru advanced at the door of Momiji's house.

"You either come out here, bunny boy, or I MAKE you. I've been standing here for ages and I'm pissed off. So, would you prefer to die, or live?"

There was a squeak from behind the door, but before too long, Momiji was out. She stared up at the two Tohru twins.

"What do you want me to do…?" Asked Momiji timidly, his blonde hair bouncing on his head.

"We want you to meet someone very special," Tohru said happily, before grabbing his hand and tugging him along to Shigure's house.

"What the hell… these people are so niiice…" Tooru groaned. How much longer until "Operation: Death Trap" was put to plan?

("Operation: Death Trap" is going to be the sequel. You have to meet them all first)

As Tooru, Tohru and Momiji rounded the path to Shigure's house, a deafening cry could be heard. The floated in the air like… a banana in a rowing boat. Which happened to be in the sky. Tohru cried out and ran to the house, closely followed by Momiji. Tooru, who happened to be laughing her guts up also followed; the only reason she came with Tohru is so that Yuki could get his hair dismembered.

"Kyou, Momegee and Yuuki! Stop that at once!" Tohru said anxiously, her voice raised quite high. She didn't usually yell, but this was important! What if Yuki died?

"Calm down," Momegee said, "We're only cutting his hair off to make him look like a real boy. I mean really, I thought he was a girl!"

"Yeah, I'm only doing my sweet, caring brother a favour!" Yuuki concluded as the group cracked up into laughter. Since when did they do FAVOURS?

"Momiji?" Momiji asked his brother. He had been told about this evil twin of his, so he figured they'd have the same name. He shyed behind Tohru as Momegee turned around and death glared at him. Those dark eyes…

"That's MOMEGEE to you, squirt," He said nastily, trudging his way over to Momiji. He gulped as Momegee measured himself against his twin.

"Well. I'm taller than you"

"Uhhmmm…"

"Forget it. I didn't want to meet you anyway. But I suppose I did have to, if our plan is to go to action. Say, want to do something fun?"

Momiji didn't know what to think, so he nodded slowly. Momegee grinned; this was going to be fun.

A/N:

Ha. Another fairly short chapter (sorry).

Now, I kind of have a rough idea of who's going to come around next.

But your free to make suggestions.

Remember though; Akito is coming last!