A/N:

Okay… I've decided from now on you might be meeting the twins two at a time. Or instance Hatori and Ayame are today… maybe Kisa and Hiro tomorrow? Who knows. Not me. Don't give me that look!

"Ayarmee" come from Erroltheflyringevilthing! Woo!

"Hatarii" comes from The Cucumber Lady! Yay!

Starting a bit differently today as well…

The sun flowed through the window and onto the sleeping figure of a very special person. His eyes were shut tightly, as if in a dream world of horrors and ghouls. A sensuous smell wafted up the stairs. Wait!

"Harii…" Ayarmee mumbled softly reaching for something that he would never find. "They're taking… my dresses…my… HELP!" He screeched, loud enough for Harii to be able to hear downstairs.

"Get up and get some grub. Ayare, we have to go soon!"

Ayare sat up and let his black hair flow across his body. The sun was bright in his eyes as he sat up and hobbled to the dresser. He slipped of his usual dark green robe and ran down the stairs to Harii, who had made him something to eat.

"Unusual for you to cook, Harii!" Moaned Ayare, "I was looking forward to cooking you something. You DID stay with me last night, after all. And what a wonderful night it was. The moon was out and wasbrighter than a…"

Harii stopped listening about there and served up the food he had managed to cook reasonably well. The crispy sausage he was about to eat was good enough for him. But not Ayare, it seemed.

"Hatarii Souma! I will not stand for this! We have a big day today; we have to go meet our twins! How could you feed me this utter crap? I have never been so offended in my life! Why, I wouldn't even feed this to silly little Kyounkitchi! My word Hatarii, you are a terrible cooker! Worse than Yuuki, even! By golly gosh, I have never…"

Harii ignored Ayare for the rest of the rant and went upstairs to brush his teeth; his sausage had left them all blackened.

After Ayare had prettied himself up, Harii grabbed their bags and drove to the hole in the universe. It took a good 5 minutes, mind you, in which Ayare decided to complain some more.

"I have never seen such and ugly tree, Harii. Have you? It doesn't even deserve to live on this side of the Parallel universe! It should be put to death. Oh, look at that stone! That stone is a stoner! Eww, look at it! It has moss! Someone, for the love of Akito, clean the damn thing! Oh my gosh Harii, look at that sock! How could someone leave a sock in the middle of the street! Oh god Harii, pull over, I want to save the dear sock! Noo! Harii, the sock! The soooccckkk!"

Of course, Hatarii hadn't been listening to a word he was saying. Once they got to the hole, Ayare was in hysterical tears. Never in Harii's life had he met such an idiot. Ever. He felt almost ashamed to be related to him.

"Get your bags and jump through, Ayare" He instructed, pointing a denselydecorated finger to the hole. Oh, did I mention Hatarii is a gangsta? Ooh… silly me! He dresses like one, but doesn't usually talk like one. On some occasions he does, though.

Once they both had jumped through the hole, they realized they were in the opposite side of the universe. You could tell, because everything they had was backwards. On their side, Souma Estate was left of the hole. But here, it was right.

"Do you think… what's his name… uhh…"

"Ayame,"

"Yes, yes! Do you think he lives at… uhh…"

"Sohma Estate,"

"Yes, yes! Do you think?"

"No."

"Aww! Why?"

"Do you live there?"

"Yes."

"Exactly"

Harii then spent the next twenty minutes explaining the Ayare that everything is opposite here. Ayare then got bored and they began the walk to Shigure's house, where everyone currently was (except Kaguhrah).

Of course, we couldn't have all this stuff about them without an update on Shigure's house, right? Right. It seemed most of the twins were awake, except Harau, Kyou and Tooru. Momiji and Tohru were making breakfast so that when everyone woke up they had something to eat on the table.

(I just sneezed and got snot all over my legs. Eww.)

Kyo and Yuki were also helping with the breakfast preparations, of course not willingly. They hated to be around each other, but they were only helping because of Tohru. Yuuki was out back somewhere, hunting for something to fry. He explained,

"I want to eat a bird,"

And walked out the door. Shigure and his brother were upstairs writing smut. You could tell from the outbursts of hysterical laughter floating down the stairs. By the time all of this had come and gone, Harau was finally awake, scratching his ass like a true gentleman. He went to find his brother, but got lost along the way.

"Help…"

It seemed he was trapped in the toilet and had accidentally locked the door. Haru let his brother out and together they walked silently to breakfast. Momegee had gone out to get everyone some ice cream, even though Kyou and Yuuki yelled at him for doing so.

Tohru struggled with breakfast as she attempted to put 12 plates on the table; each filled to the brim with food. Tohru squealed randomly, which startled Kyou into sitting straight up, knocking Tohru into her back and sending food flying. A random plate hit Harau square in the face, which turned him Black. He chased Tohru around the house until Tooru woke and flashed him into stopping.

Kyou's head now had a bump on it from smacking Tohru so hard. He stood up and went to get some food, only to trip on some rice and go flying straight into Yuki and Kyo, who were coming out of the kitchen.

Shigurei had come downstairs to collect some porn when Haru, who was running away from Tooru after he made a comment about her boobs, ran him down. Momiji screamed as he toppled into Tohru, also with a plate of food. That plate of food hit Kyou square in the face just as he was walking back out.

Momegee walked in the door with some ice cream at this point, only to get hit right in the face with a handful of burning rice, which Tooru and attempted to hurl at Shigurei. He screamed and ran into Yuuki who was empty handed from his trip outside.

And in the midst of all this, Ayare and Harii were about to walk in on the strangest thing they had ever seen in their lives.

A/N:

Thought I might end it there, because I am cruel and like to put people into suspence. But hey, at least you know a bit about Harii and Ayare, right?

Woo!