A/N:
Viva la Gaspos! That's my new favourite thing to say, so you'll be seeing a lot of the characters saying it at random, okay? Okay.
PS! You wont hear much from Ayare and Harii until later…
"Harii!" Ayare yelled, shielding his eyes, "Have you seen something so ugly in your entire life? Well, apart from that tree, but really! Bad, bad twins! How could you get your attire so filthed? You are utterly despicable. It's a shame that someone so beautiful is related to you slobs! Viva la Gaspos!"
"IT'S A SHAME TO BE RELATED TO YOU, GAY BOY!" Kyou screeched, standing up and stomping to Ayare, only to slip up on some rice and thwack his head on the ground. Harii's eye twitched; why him? Why, dammit!
"I think maybe we should start getting cleaned up…" Mumbled Tohru, "It would be a wonderful heap if you evil twins could also join in. But if you're too evil for it, then that's alright with me. I can do it all by myself, like I have done so many times before…" She trailed as the Souma's and the Sohma's stood to help her.
"This is a one off, ya know!" Yuuki muttered, shoving past Tohru and grabbing the mop she had in her hands. She blushed randomly and nodded.
"Thank you so much!"
They all got to work on making some more breakfast and cleaning the breakfast they had already made. It took quite a while, but if it was just Tohru, it would have taken longer. Of course, all through the mass cleaning operation, Tooru was sound asleep, her head resting on the table.
"Breakfast- Oh… wait! It's lunch! Lunch time!" Tohru called a few hours later. Everyone gathered around for some chicken that Tohru and Momiji had managed to whip up. Everyone sat in silence, before Tohru said,
"Oh my gosh! Ayame, Hatori, I didn't know you were here! I'm so sorry!"
Ayare grasped her wrist roughly and yanked her back. "My name is Ayarmee Souma! And you must be Tohru Honda… nice to meet you, I suppose. Me and Harii aren't here for some sort of formal occasion though,"
"We wish to meet our twins," Hatarii finished, running a hand through his ruffled, brown hair. "Is there any way they could come here though? I couldn't bare another minute of walking around with this moron!" He groaned, pointing a very accusing finger at Ayare.
"I am not to be actuate for such a worthless crime, Hatarii Souma!" He bellowed, waving a hand around. "The only person here that needs to be actuated here is Kyounkitchi!"
Kyou looked up from the piece of chicken he had been munching on. Was everyone just out to get him, or something?
"Shut the freaking hell up, snake!"
"I'm leaving," Kyo stated, grabbing his jacket (and his brother) and walking out the door. He'd had enough and figured it would be best if he left. So he did.
"I'll call them right away!" Momiji said, dragging his own brother to the phone, where he called Ayame and Hatori. Momegee struggled, but didn't bother to break free. He wanted to make sure he said nothing to Ha'ri on the phone.
Tohru and Tooru took away the dishes. Yuki also helped, only because Tooru wasn't, well, helping. She was just following Tohru around the place to get her- Oops! Almost gave away a huge spoiler in the story! Viva la gaspos! Oh, I wish I could tell you but I can't. Sorry!
Anyway, back with the story, Shigure and Shigurei decided to go to bed; they were novelists of the greatest kind and needed to sleep on their idea's. Of course, they were also going upstairs to do a little more than just sleeping… (wink wink, nudge nudge).
Yuuki was outside hunting birds again to fry… who else is there? Oh, right, and Ayare and Harii were chatting about the economy and how to destroy it.
"Ha'ri… you have to come quickly, with Ayame! Your evil twins are here to see you!" Momiji spluttered into the phone. He was currently on a sugar rush and could barely breathe properly, let alone speak.
"Twins?"
"Yes! Come fast!"
And with that, Momiji hung up and bounded off somewhere. Momegee sighed; "Operation: Death Trap" really needed to go to plan soon! He was sick of spending every moment of the day with his annoying brother.
Ayame and Ha'ri came over less than 5 minutes later. Aaya bound in the door and attacked his brother to the ground. His red robe was slipping down over his shoulders as his yellowing eyes met Ayarmee's purplish ones.
"My dearest brother! I wish to get to know you fabulously! We must dance, the dance of love! Oh, but I hope there is no gap between us, like there is with Yuki… tell me of yourself, brother, for I am Ayame Sohma!"
Ayarmee collected himself; was he really going to do that too? He mumbled some profanity before mustering up some fancy sounding words.
"Ayame dearest, it has been for- umm, never since I have seen you! I hope to spend each and every waking hour with you so I can learn everything there is about you! I need to know this because… I want to!" Ayare chocked out between tears of shamefulness. He couldn't believe what he was saying. "For I am, Ayarmee Souma!"
Aaya squealed and bounded of his brother and onto Harii, giving him a kiss. He nodded before walking back to his own brother. Ha'ri, on the other hand, was slightly shy about meeting this 'evil side' to himself. He coughed.
"It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Hatori Sohma," He said, receiving only an eye brow raising from his brother. Their eyes did not meet.
"Yes… I also hope to spend each and every waking hour with you, so I can learn everything there is about your life and personality. I'm Hatarii Souma"
"As presumed"
Ayame and Ha'ri stayed with their twins for the rest of the afternoon. They decided to go to a park (via Shigure ass… No kidding, via Hatori's car) and have a nice picnic and get together chit chat.
Back at Shigure's house though, the twins (apart from Kaguhrah, Ayare and Harii) were gathering for their first meeting. And who might be in charge of it, other than-
A/N:
Okay, so this chapter I accidentally 'on purpose' told you a bit more about "Operation: Death Trap" than I should have.
Even though I was quite discreet, I hope you can understand what the twins are currently trying to do. If not, you'll learn more in the next chapter, as well as meeting Akito (the male).
OH YEAH! Who do you think is in charge of "Operation: Death Trap"?
