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Chapter 5

Everyone stood (or lay in Nami's case) and watched as the Merry go (or going merry) slowly sank beneath the waves

"AH NO OUR SHIP ZOLO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Luffy yelled Running around in circles

"Is he always like this?" asked Moonbeam to Zolo Staring at Luffy

"Pretty Much" Replied Zolo not actually caring very much

"GURLS!" came a yell at last Sanji had finally noticed that there where there. Robyn (fridge girl) came onto the deck a little time after that dragging a singed Sanji by the ear

"Someone keep him under control" she asked before leaving

"Ah I love a girl that treats me like dirt" said Sanji from the floor he kept whispering things that no-one could hear until Luffy ran over him and he soon shut up.

"Luffy calm down!" said Ussop attempting to stop Luffy but Luffy just grabbed Ussop shoulders

"Ussop the ships gone what are we gonna do" with that said Luffy just slammed Ussop though the deck onto the deck below

"I hope you know your fixing that" said Moonbeam stepping round the large hole in the ground and heading for the infirmary where Midnight had taken Nami earlier during all the panic

Hey Midnight how is she?" asked Moonbeam pointing to their red haired guest

"I can treat her but it will take awhile" said midnight not really looking up

"How long?" asked Moonbeam she had been hoping to treat the girl and drop these insane pirates on the nearest island

"A week maybe 2" answered Midnight looking up from her patient

"I don't really want to hear that" said Moonbeam sighing. Then suddenly a load of singing broke out "I don't really want to hear that either" Moonbeam and Midnight left the infirmary to find the source of the sound as they got closer they heard the songs words

"This is a song a song about chutney chutney…." Instantly Moonbeam and Midnight stopped looking for the source it was only spiral their resident loon but they turned back to the sound as they heard another voice join in

"Chutney chutney chutney you can have it with your popadom's or with your main course..."

"ok that's weird" said Midnight following Moonbeam in the direction of the sound as they rounded the corner to the back of the ship they saw Spiral with his arm over Luffy's shoulder both of them singing at the tops of their voices

"God there twins!" Said Moonbeam leaning against the wall for support

"Least he cheered him up" said Midnight "wasn't he the one running round screaming?"

"And it's better now, how?" asked Moonbeam sinking to the floor, Midnight realising she was in was of those moods left quickly before she was the one picked on. On the way back to the infirmary she saw Ussop heading in that direction and pitied him dearly.

THE END (well of this chapter at least)

By now hope you enjoyed next chapter is coming soon find out what happens to Ussop!