A/N:

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In this chapter, you basically get to know Isoozoo Souma… and maybe a bit of Heero (Hiro). Heero came from… I can't remember, but if it was you, feel damn proud.

Isoozoo struggled as Akito pulled her along the winding pathways to the Sohma Estate. Akito was determined to get his evil plan undergoing as soon as humanly possible. Wait, scratch that. Humanity is for humans.

"Why do I have to meet her?" Isoozoo wined in a very girly manor, shaking her head. Her spiky hair flopped a little bit and she brushed it out of her face. It was well known to every Souma that Isoozoo tried to act tough, but inside, she was a cute little girl. She often let that side of her show by accident, but tried to keep up appearances. "It's not like I wanna talk to the stupid bitch anyway!"

"You will do as you have been told," Akito said, harshly slapping her across the face. Isoozoo shrunk back, remembering her 'incident' when she got shoved down the stairs (instead of the window). Akito, who hadn't met his not so evil sister yet, and didn't yet want to, pushed Isoozoo in the gates of Sohma Estate and ran off behind a bush to wait.

Isoozoo, with her snow white eyes and electric blue hair walked silently and swiftly around Sohma Estate. If she knew her ways right, everything here was opposite, so her house should be right- Isoozoo turned around and found herself on a doorstep. Sighing, she opened the door, uninvited. Wandering around the seemingly empty house, Isoozoo found a family photo on the bench. She picked it up and stared at her sisters unusual beauty for a while.

"Who the hell are you?"

Isoozoo span on her heels and came face to face with the girl from the photo. She looked a bit older than she did there, though, and her hair was much longer.

"Isoozoo Souma… surely you have heard about the take over of parallel twins?" Isoozoo questioned, placing the photograph down and taking a few steps towards the one they assumingly called her 'sister'. It sure would be fun to take this girls life over. One look at her slutty clothes and Isoozoo almost dropped to her knees with joy!

"Get out of my house," Isuzu said roughly, pointing a black fingernail towards the door. Isoozoo shook her head. "I said get out!"

"I just wanna get to know you… don't be a tight arse,"

"You think I don't know what you're all trying to do?" Isuzu growled under her breath, "You think we are all that stupid? Well I'm not! I wont fall for it!"

"What are we trying to do?" Questioned Isoozoo, trying to keep her cool. What would she do if she understood the plan?

"Heh," Isuzu scoffed, turning away from her blue-haired sister. "You're all trying to-"

"That'll be the end of you," Came a monotone voice from outside, "Memories erased," Yes, it seemed Harii had come to the rescue! By golly gosh, this story is full of surprises! Anyway, Harii had decided to visit his brother for another round of talking, when he heard two people talking. Two people with the SAME voice. He decided to stay a listen for a moment and barged in to the rescue just in time. Yippee!

"Well done Hatarii!" Isoozoo exclaimed, slapping his back with sheer excitement, which was quite unusual for any evil twin (except Momegee) to do.

"Yes… now I must go. I have personality learning to do!" and with that, he was gone. Isoozoo stared at her sister as she came to, her velvet black eyes shimmering in the sun that was slashing across her face.

"What the hell? What a shit way to say that she woke up and the sun was blinding her!"

Then Isoozoo died. No, just kidding. Anyway, Isuzu stared up at her sister and scoffed. It seemed she remembered her and everything else except the plan that the twin were implying. Harii really knew how to erase those memories, it seemed.

"Did you knock me out and steal my wallet?" Isuzu asked, quite seriously. Isoozoo chuckled and shook her head.

"Of course not. Now lets go get something to eat. I'm freaking starved!"

Akito watched quietly from the bush as they both walked out together and to the east, where the shopping wall was.

(It's kinda important you remember the shopping mall is EAST, for the future story)

He stood up and ran back to the hole, preparing to pull out another Souma; and fast!

VIVA LA GASPOS!

Tooru was starting to feel homicidal towards Akito Souma and the rest. She had endured almost four days with this annoying Honda girl and was mighty pissed off by her. Tooru didn't know how she could ever pull off being such a… kind hearted person. But for the love of Akito, she would try! Tohru giggled hysterically.

"Not only that, but sometimes, he even spits milk when he talks!" She exclaimed, showing Tooru a photo of none other than… her grandfather! Who did you think? Kyo or Haru or something? Haha. You lose. "He often falls down the stairs though, so I have to visit him… wait, is ym grandfather evil in your world?"

"He's dead, from drugs," Tooru deadpanned, whilst scratching her head. Tohru's mouth almost dropped to the floor with utter shock. Tooru scoffed. "I was kidding, you moron. He is dead, but he got killed by some gangsta's on 34th street,"

"Uh… w-well… I s-see…" Tohru managed to stutter out between tears that came from nowhere. Tooru rolled her eyes and slapped her for head.

"Sheesh woman! Control yourself!"

GASPOS LA VIVA!

Yuuki was having almost the same amount of trouble with his little twin. After having some of his hair amputated, Yuki was kind of hesitant around his brother, but tried to stay calm at all times around him. Yuuki was asking him all kinds of strange questions, such as 'Where is your mother and what is her name' and 'Who do you have a crush on'. He answered the questions truthfully. He personally believed they were magical.

"Yuuki, I hope you don't mind me asking, but what is with all these questions?" The Rat asked cautiously. His brother turned to him and smirked, a gleam in his eyes.

"Just curious. Hey, curiosity killed that stupid, annoying bastard of a cat, right?"

Yuki chuckled at that remark about Kyou. Maybe getting to know his crazy brother wasn't exactly a bad thing. They talked about each other for a while longer (Yuuki lied of course, not wanted Yuki to know anything about him), until Yuki said-

"So, why do you hate Kyou so much?"

Yuuki opened his mouth and shut it again. He seemed to be deep in thought.

"I was always taught that," He replied, actually being truthful for the first time that afternoon. Yuki, also recalling his childhood, realized maybe there was more to Yuuki than met the eye. He nodded understandingly, before Yuuki questioned his past and presents again.

LA VIVA GASPOS! (running out of these, haha)

Shigurei was working getting out what he could from Shigure. He had realized that Shigure didn't always answer truthfully, which wasn't helping him at all when it came to manipulating everyone into thinking he was him. Sighing, he asked-

"So what about your family?"

"You mean apart from the cursed? I wouldn't have a clue!" He sing sang, swaying lightly to a tune only he could hear. Shigurei rolled his eyes and explained he was DEAD serious. Shigure laughed.

"I'm serious, Shigurei. I haven't seen my mother for about 12 years. I'm sure you've seen yours, though?" As a matter of fact, Shigurei also hadn't seen his mother for quite a while, but not that long. He reminisced the good times he spent with his Mum.

"Hmm…" He sighed, "So, tell me about yourself. Everything personality wise,"

"Well, everyone thinks I'm a nice guy, but I'm a bit of a pervert, I have to admit. Tohru is just so, well, attackable. Say, if it wasn't for the curse…" He paused, "Anyway, I like to write novels, tease Mii and annoy the hell out of Kyo…" He paused again, "I also enjoy the occasional screw with Ayame, too"

Shigurei shivered. Him and Ayare never had sex. Ever.

"R-Right…" He shuddered, a tingle going down his spine.

CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY!

Kyo, who was currently sprawled across the grass in a paddock near Shigure's house, was talking to Kyou. His brother was asking his all kinds of questions, as if trying to become exactly like him. Kyo of course didn't realize how right he was and unusually, kept that thought to himself.

"So, how'd ya Mum die?" Kyou asked as if it was the most innocent questions in the world. Kyo sprang up and glared at his brother, who was slouched against a tree beside him. Kyou raised and eyebrow.

"Dammit, shutup! That has nothing to do with you!"

"YES IT DOES!" Kyou retaliated even louder, causing a few birds to fly away into the distance in fear. "I need to know so I can-" He paused. Take over your life, he was about to say but stopped in the nick of time. "So I can get to know you better. I'll tell you how my Mum died,"

"Heh," Kyo scoffed, not thinking to much about it, "She committed suicide, because she hated me so much,"

Kyou almost felt sorry for his brother, so decided not to say any more of it. He sighed and flicked a stray piece of hair from his eyes.

"My Mum is still alive," Kyou admitted softly. "I didn't know that your Mum… you know… I was always told she died in a car accident" Kyo nodded, but kept silent.

"Tell me about your friends at school," Kyou said to change the subject. "I wanna know"

Kyo sprawled across the grass again, relaxed that Kyou was asking a more decent question than before. He smirked as he stared up at the sky, the sun piercing his eyes.

"I don't exactly have friends at school. A lot of the girls like me, the guys like me too, but I hate everyone. Everyone just sucks. People don't understand I'd prefer to be alone than to have to listen to their moaning and ranting. Fricken idiots. Well, I guess I like that stupid Yankee and that insane Wave Girl," He paused, "B-But only because Tohru does!"

Kyou nodded. That was the longest thing Kyo had said all afternoon. Maybe he was finally getting somewhere!

PARAGRAPH BRAKER, GASP!

All the twins were working their hardest to find out as much as they could, before Akito announced the next procedure of the plan. Of course, Akito was now getting Heero from the other side of the universe. If everything went to plan for Akito, the twins would all be out by the end of the week. Then, the plan would take two weeks to enforce, depending how long it took to get the not so evil twins personalities down pat. Akito knocked on Heero's door.

"What do you want?" Heero deadpanned, his black and grey hair flopping across his face. His gangsta appearance would shock most people, seeing as he was a little boy, but the Souma's didn't care. The multiple golden chains around Heero's neck rustled as he spoke. Akito chuckled.

"Time for you to join the force!" He proclaimed evilly, cackling away. Heero rolled his eyes.

"Let me get my toothbrush and we'll go," He said, before running off to his GANGSTA BEDROOM.

A/N:

Don't ya wish you were GANGSTA like Heero?

Haha.