A/N:

Okay, so, it's been AGES since I updated this! I'm so sorry everyone. You've all been so good to me! I have 101 reviews on this story now, which just makes Kyo wanna rape you all, but he's busy with me at the moment. Muhaha. I can't do maths homework so he's gonna help me. (cries). Yay!

What a strange and long A/N. I'm sorry.

"Congrats, moron! You're an idiot!" Yuuki fumed as Tooru stormed away from a fight they had just had. "Go and have sex with ya BOYFRIEND for all I care!"

"Shutup bitch, he's not my boyfriend!" Tooru screamed as she slammed the door open and shut for extra emphasis on the anger she was currently feeling.

"Yeah? Well, I don't see you making any bloody progress, do I!"

"I DON'T SEE YOU EITHER!"

"That's because you never talk to me!"

Tooru decided to leave the front porch about now; she didn't want to blurt anything else to Yuuki. She hated talking to him and being around him. He just annoyed the living hell out of her. Going for a walk, she noticed Akito in the bushes.

"Akito?" She asked, running up to the frail man before her. "What's up?"

Akito turned and frowned at Tooru. She frowned back. It wasn't as if she actually CARED about what Akito happened to be doing; it just was getting on her nerves that she didn't know.

"Oh, it's just you, Tooru. Quick, get out of the damn bush Heero, before you look like a hobo!" Heero came out from the bush as if on command and scoffed under his breath.

"Hobo? Nice complement, coming from a SHIM!"

Akito slapped Heero before shoving him forward and pointing towards Shigure's house. Heero frowned.

"Go there and ask one of the Parallels to take you to your brother Hiro. Go!"

Heero nodded, the chains around his neck loosely bouncing as he walked off to Shigure's. Tooru wondered why she hadn't been chosen to escort the damn brat to his brother, but thought better of herself than to ask; she didn't care, was her policy!

Among the hectic talk within the house, Tohru heard a knock on the door. She decided to go and get it. Everyone watched curiously as the door swung open.

"Yo," Heero said calmly as he came inside and sat next to Yuuki and Kyou. "I'm lookin' for someone to guide me to… Sohma Estate so I can find the person called Hiro Sohma"

Tohru had already figured he was Hiro's twin; they were so little, yet so much alike. She smiled and generously offered herself.

"I will!"

"No thanks, crazy bitch. Kyou, Yuuki? Up for a walk?"

Kyou turned to him. "Get stuffed, kid,"

And so Yuuki was stuck with the job of hauling his stupid younger cousin to his other stupid younger cousin's house. It's all very confusing, nee? So lets get a flashback on the happenings at Shigure's house, okay?

((FLASHBACK, Oh my Akito!))

The morning started like normal; well, as normal as the household had been for the past few days. Everyone was on edge because of his or her twins. Momiji and Momegee and Harau and Haru had finally gone to their appropriate houses. Hatori had popped around with his evil twin once. Shigurei read all of Shigure's porn mags within five days.

"Shigurei dear! I have no more!"

"THEN I MUST RAPE YOU TO BITS!"

Kyou had eaten all the cod in the house for a midnight snack, much to the distaste of Kyo. He glared at his brother all morning until Kyou finally snapped.

"What the hell are you staring at, moron!"

"You ate the last of the cod!"

"Then why stare?"

"Because I'm tryin' ta get the cod back!"

"…"

Yuuki and Tooru had gotten into a fight upstairs about how each was getting on along the means of the operation. It seemed Yuuki had learnt more about Yuki than Tooru to Tohru. A fight had been held, which resulted (as you know), with Tooru leaving the house and seeing Akito.

So now you know what's been going on. Yay!

((END FLASHBACK and go back to the scene with Akito and Tooru))

"So," Akito cooed "How's progress?"

"Good!" Tooru lied, a sarcastic grin on her face. Akito cocked an eyebrow. "Okay, so it's not getting along as well as it should. But I'll get there! I swear on your balls!"

"Not my balls!" Akito hollered, taking a few steps away from the psychopathic girl. Tooru grinned devilishly, causing Akito to turn on his heels and run, even though he is frail.

Break this paragraph, oh Holy Ren's Boob!

Yuuki and Heero walked along the winding tracks of Sohma Estate. With Yuuki armed with a pocket knife and Heero armed with a toothbrush, they felt safe to walk around freely within the gardens. If anyone saw them, It would either be Ritsu or Kisa, as they were the only ones not to know about the invasion as of yet. Heero knocked on his brother's door.

"Hello!" His ditzy mother replied grinning like a moronic bovine, which is an offence to Haru and his brother. "How may I sexually service you!"

"Are you on drugs, lady?" Heero asked obnoxiously, pushing his way past and walking into the house with Yuuki on his tail.

He stood at the bottom of the stairs and watched as an oblivious, brown haired kid trudged down, eyes closed and mouth wide open. Heero smirked.

"Shut ya damn trap," He sighed, walking to Hiro. "And say something!"

Hiro opened his eyes and stuttered for about five minutes. Heero rolled his eyes and turned to Yuuki, who shrugged and walked off home.

"Who the hell are you!" Hiro Sohma cried, taking a few leaps back and managing to run into the wall. Heero watched, quite amused.

"Heero Souma, your same age and much more evil twin brother"

"Well that was informative!" Hiro shouted. "Where'd you come from!"

Good question. Heero didn't know where he came from. All he knew was he came from his Mummy's stomach and- wait. He came from 'home'.

"Somewhere. I need to get to know you though, because I have to. Akito's orders. So tell me of yourself. Everything. Lets get down to business, shall we?"

Heero didn't bother to say anymore as his brother stood dumbfounded before him. He didn't have much time, like the other Souma's, to get to know their twins. In his opinion, Kyou got a head start!

"Damn Kyou…" Heero mumbled under his breath as Hiro started to speak.

"Well, I'm Hiro Sohma, I'm 11 and I like to…"

A/N:

This chapter is actually quite CRAP. Sorry about that.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: READ OR YOU SUCK!

Okay, the sequel to this will be coming out VERY shortly. I have a few idea's of how it is going to run, but not many, so if you wanna express what you think, do so. Ritsu and Kisa are the only Souma's left to be introduced, so be forewarned; end of the series in closing in on us!