You know I'm really dumb
Yet again the chapter number has been forgotten SOMEONE GLUE IT TO MY HEAD!
Great now I have an 8 attached to my head WAIT
Crew V Crew Chapter 8
(Ha I am not dumb cough so am)
"I not wearing knickers" came a voice
"OI SPIRAL GET BACK HERE!" yelled Moonbeam staring accusingly at a small kid who was running away
"Its he always that annoying" asked Zolo uniting Moonbeam
"They all are they drive me insane!" said Moonbeam as Robyn ran past screaming with Rusty chasing her holding a frying pan
"I could say the same thing about this lot!" said Zolo slicing the last knot as Luffy ran past screaming that someone had trod on his foot
"err thanks" said Moonbeam getting up "here is your weights like I said and have a good day!"
"You still didn't answer my question" said Zolo as Moonbeam began walking away
"Do you love me?" he asked
"Yes Zolo I do!" said Moonbeam running towards him
And they passionately snogged
NOT!
What actually happened was
"What question?" asked Moonbeam
"What fruit did you eat?" asked Zolo putting his blades away
"I already told you an apple!" said moonbeam then "jees men talk about short term memories" she mumbled walking of to her quarters
Ok…… err……..oh yea huh story he!
Zolo confused turned around expecting to see his pile of weights was not prepared to see Nami & Midnight
"AH!" he yelped startled "how the..." but he had no time to finish his sentence as Nami fainted. Midnight went to catch her but she went straight though her arms so Zolo stepping in grabbed her just inches away from the floor.
"Explain?" asked Zolo really confused now
"No time get her to the infirmary she's having a breakdown!" exclaimed Midnight panicking and as Zolo lifted Nami up and headed to the infirmary Midnight still panicking got out a galaxy bar and stuffed it in her face.
"Mmm Galaxy" muttered Midnight just standing there and Moonbeam who had been watching out of boredom hit her over the head with a mallet and yelled
"NO PATIENT AND IF YOU KEEP EATING THOOSE THINGS YOULLE BE FAT!"
And then hit her again for good measure
"Hey!" complained Midnight "since when have you hit me over the head!"
"Since you started helping Rusty secretly buy coke whenever we stop at a port" contradicted Moonbeam a scary grin over her features
"Err ok I'm going to see how Nami's doing bye!" said Midnight bailing out of there
"HA that proves it!" WHAM "ow" said Moonbeam she had turned around suddenly not looking where she was going and had walked straight into the deck wall
"That's gonna hurt in the morning" muttered Moonbeam as she slid into unconsciousness.
"So what kind of way is Nami sick?" asked Zolo to Midnight as she came up behind him with a growing lump on her head
"Oh she was bitten by a rare bug she was going to be walking around soon but after that show Ide say she has to stay there another week or so"
"Really hmm anyway ille be seeing yer" and with that Zolo walked of
"Ok strange green haired person" said Midnight when he was out of earshot
"There all strange" said Spiral appearing out of nowhere
"Yea well I think we seem weirder to them than they seem to us I mean look at you!" said Midnight remarking at the fact that he was hanging upside-down of what appeared to be Luffy's head
"Hello have you seen Sanji anywhere?" asked the head
"err no?" replied Midnight as Robyn and Rusty ran past Robyn cackling away and rusty still holding her frying pan
Robyn looking back towards Rusty wasn't looking where she was going and crashed Straight into one of Zolo's Weights her sword which was by her side came loose from its holster and landed on the deck with a clatter
"ha ha now ive got ya!" cackled Rusty throwing down the pan onto Robyns face but it was stopped by one of Zolo's swords
"You're a swordswoman" he exclaimed interested
"Yea what's it to you?" said Robyn getting up
"Does anyone care that we have no food?" asked Rusty talking to herself
"Nothing much really except I'm out to become the best swordsman ever" said Zoo casually
"So basically you want me to kick your ass?" replied Robyn picking her sword up from the floor
"Nope but I do wanna fight"
"Your on"
"Jesus its football all over again" said Rusty walking of in boredom
"Hey what's that and why are you flickering?" asked Zolo
"SHIT!" exclaimed Rusty and she was gone
"Footballs a sport from our island and don't worry about the flickering you worry about what's in my right hand" commented Robyn her eyes narrowing
Zolo grunted and put his third sword in his mouth "Yea Right"
WOOO CHAPTER NUMBER (scrolls up) EIGHT IS COMPLETE WOOT!
The next chapter will blow ure brains out that's a promise!
