Crew v Crew Chapter 9
As I have no internet I felt like typing this
As I said last chapter this chapter will blow your mind away
BOOM
Ha I just did
BORING STUFF
Disclaimer: if I owned one piece it would be shown on TV ALL THE TIME!
(I also don't own Daleks)
NOW GOOD STUFF
Since Ussop has not been mentioned since um Chapter whatever the number here is a short tribute dedicated to Ussop
Once Ussop had managed to find an island after swimming for what seemed like miles he stopped on the beach to take a breather when something appeared behind him it was large eye stalk
Screaming he leapt up to see a rather large dalek
"Why are you here" said the dalek in that really cool way they do
"Erm well I kinda…" stammered Ussop
"We do not care"
"What?"
"EXTERMINATE!"
He he now Ussop dead GO JIM!
Anyway
As everyone knows Robyn and Zolo are having a fight Nami's back in the infirmary, Spiral and Luffy are looking for Sanji who has vanished, Moonbeams out cold and Rusty's in her room did that cover everyone? Oh and Ussop's dead on some island inhabited by Daleks
You follow?
Good cos my heads spinning
But as always the typing must go on!
Robyn and Zolos fight was short lived it had started with yes trash talk but unlike the ending that everyone had expected it was completely different as just as they where about the clash swords Spiral & Luffy ran though then screaming
"What the hell is wrong with you!" yelled Robyn over the screaming and catching Spiral with the blunt side of her sword
"Ship fire quarters area big ball" he stammered before carrying on running in the other direction following Luffy
"What?" asked Zolo completely not understanding a word he had said
"Rusty's Rooms on fire" replied Robyn walking in the direction Spiral had run to
"How the fuck did you work that out?" asked Zolo really confused now
"He's my ex boyfriend" replied Robyn before turning the corner. Zolo stopped thought then carried on walking
Then he stopped again and burst out laughing the quietly carried on walking toward the rising flames.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ALL GONNA DIE!" yelled Spiral and Luffy hugging each other and crying
"You will if you don't shut up" grumbled Moonbeam who looked like hell and was supporting the world largest lump on her forehead
"Oooooooooooooo" gasped Spiral and stepping forwards he poked the lump on top on her head
"It's a kn..." but before he could finish his sentence he was socked right in the face by what appeared to be an armchair and he went crashing though three walls and landed onto a bed in the infirmary
Then Midnight stuck her head though the spiral shaped hole in the wall
"Good shot"
"Thanks" said Moonbeam
"Do any of you even care that your ships on fire?" asked Sanji appearing from know where and lighting up his cigarette on the flames
"Oh yea!" exclaimed Robyn then walking toward the hole
"Midnight we need ya to freeze the flames" she yelled
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ISNT YOUR FRIEND IN THERE!" yelled Zolo wound up by these IDIOTS!
All 2 stood there then pondered then moved there left foot then there right foot squinted their eyes and then
"SHIZER!" yelled Moonbeam
"You speak German?" asked Robyn
"You have a brain?" Retorted Moonbeam annoyed
"I CANT STAND THIS MADNESS!" yelled Zolo and he leapt overboard but Moonbeam grabbed his leg
"Trust me ive tried it never works" she said as she threw him back down on the deck
Then suddenly completely out the blue a nose fell from the sky sprouted arms, legs, mouth, eyes and another nose
"Hi everybody I'm Ussop's nose I have possessed his small brain and have flown here to take his..." SQUISH
Everyone stared at Sanji who had squashed it
"What that thing kept me awake at night talking about world domination!"
Everyone kept staring
"Don't you have anything better to do!" yelled Sanji
"Well there's always set your self on fire with a new found power then because you're a talking wolf staying there for awhile" said a voice from the flames
"Hey Rust you ok?" asked Robyn
"Just on fire nothing to worry about" came the reply
"Ok WAIT if I do that moonbeam will"
DONK!
"Hit me" then Robyn fainted
"Moonbeam answer me one question" came the voice from the flames again
"What?"
"HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LEFT CONCIUS?"
"Erm about four?" she replied sheepishly
"Including you?"
"Yes"
"Let me get this straight Rusty is behind there with a talking wolf and her powers have gone strange" asked Sanji
"Yea but you got one thing wrong she's the talking wolf" replied Moonbeam who for reasons unknown created a mallet
"Oh yea sure Moonbeam tell the whole world why don't cha!" came the reply
"Hey you're the one burning the ship down!" replied Moonbeam and then as Zolo tried to jump over the side again hitting over the head with the mallet. The Luffy jumped in
"OOHHH HIT ME HIT ME!" he yelled jumping in front of Moonbeams face
"Oh shit"
Then as Moonbeam with a manic grin raised the mallet over Luffy's head Rusty leapt from the flames and grabbed the mallet in-between her teeth then bit down cracking in half
"Oh Comon!" complained Moonbeam sounding like a 2 year old "he was literally asking for it"
"Yea but knowing you, you would follow him around for the rest of his life hitting him!" complained Rusty who now looked completely different yes she was a wolf a red and white one actually, there was a gem on her head and there was a watch on her right leg exactly the same that was on human Rusty
"So let me get this clear" asked Sanji "you're a wolf but that watch thing makes you look human what are you people?"
"Well" started Rusty but a look from Moonbeam shut her up
"Where not normal get over it your guests on this ship so if you want to leave say but at the moment your sick friend isn't doing very well so I don't suggest it now if you don't mind I now have to fix the spiral shaped holes in my ship!"
"Jees she can talk!" commented Sanji lighting another cigarette on the flames
"Yea try being in one of lectures about keeping the ship tidy when her rooms a general bomb site!" replied Rusty beginning to drag Zolo by her teeth in the direction of the infirmary but Sanji lifted him onto his shoulder
"I'm doing it for you not him he is a twat" said Sanji following Rusty
"Hmm can he really give birth to fish?" asked Rusty
"With Zolo you never can tell"
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Anyway I have to end it here but I updated all my other stories at the same time so there's plenty to read!
