At my house a week later, I was having my dinner while my parents were in the living room, talking. I know they're talking about me, but why? Surely my walking around Greendale can't worry them that much. given how many times they left me by myself, without even having Zelda watch over me. Heck, why not take me with them if they're that concerned over me walking around town with no supervision?

Anyways, my parents soon came into the kitchen and sat down at the table. "Aaron, we need to talk about you wandering around town." My dad said. "What about it?" I asked, my eye turning red.

"It's not good, given how..." My mom trailed off. "What, that everyone here treats me like I'm a freak? A monster? Is that it?" I asked bitterly.

"Aaron, this is unacceptable behavior. I don't know where this is coming from, but stop it right now. You're making us feel bad." My dad scolded.

"You guys feel bad? No, I'm the one who should feel bad! Both of you don't have to deal with people your age calling you a freak because you can't control your powers! You guys don't have to deal with worrying that you might slip up and people learn you have magic! You're not one being left behind by parents without anyone watching over them or even not having any kind of set rules! I'm the one who have to deal with all of that!" I yelled, slamming my palms on the table.

"Aaron. *Sighs* Look, we love you, and we don't want anything bad happening. Just, at least tell us when you're heading out into town so we don't panic." My dad said. "And know that we are proud of your training." My mom said before she and my dad went upstairs.

'What was that? Where's the scolding? The punishments? The rules? The firm parents aspect?' I asked in my head, more angry than before as I threw away the rest of my dinner, no longer feeling hungry and went to my room to sleep.

The next day, Sabrina and I were walking to school. "So, they didn't even punish you?" Sabrina asked. "No, and I wanted them to. At least, that way I know they're paying attention to when I did something wrong, even if it was the right thing to do." I said.

"But that means you can get away with anything." Sabrina said. "No!" I snapped before lowering my voice. "I'm sorry for yelling. But I don't want all this indepence. I want to at least have some rules, someone to point me in a direction. I want to be treated normal. I want to be normal." I said, looking down at the ground.

"I know, Aaron. And I'm sorry that I said that. About you can get away with whatever you want." Sabrina said. "It's okay. It's not like it's your fault." I said. "No, but this might be a bad time to mention that I'm planning on running for student president. At least, if they accept people like me." Sabrina said.

"Of course they will. You forget, you're not the one with powers that can be barely control." I said. "Aaron, I didn't mean that. I mean, if people were to come by my house to see all the magic." Sabrina explained. "Oh. Well, now I'm the jerk." I said.

"No. You're upset because your parents aren't being the people you want and how everyone treats you. I'm upset because my aunts are missing my point." Sabrina said. "Well, at least we have our own issues at home." I said with a small smile. Soon Sabrina gave me a grin. "Yeah, guess we do." Sabrina said as we continue on our way.

We soon arrived at school, where Harvey was playing with a yo-yo. "Hey, Harvey. Guess what? I'm gonna run for class president. I want you to be among the first to know." Sabrina said. "I think you've been scooped." Harvey said. "Huh?" Sabrina asked as she turned around. "Vote for anyone but Spellman. What's up with that?" Sabrina asked as the bus with that sign left.

"You have to ask?" Harvey asked Sabrina. "Harvey, no need to be a jerk about this. Just tell us." I said. "It's Gem." Harvey said just as Gem's limo pulled up. "Don't forget to vote for anyone but Spellman!" Gem said over her limo's loudspeaker as her driver open the door. Gem then walked over to us.

"Hi, Harvey. Aaron. Spellman." Gem said. "Gem, how can you ever be so mean?" Sabrina asked. "It's a gift." Gem said. "Yeah, more like a curse. Now no one will want to be near you, even with a pole." I said. "Oh, you'll see that we're meant for each other." Gem said. "Never in a million years." I said. "Never say ne-so that means we'll be a thing in a million years?" Gem asked hopefully.

"No!" I yelled. "You're just campaigning against me? You're not even running?" Sabrina asked. "Well, I would, except I have a teeny little problem with my grade average at the moment. Which is preventing me from running. But I bumped into Chloe earlier this morning and got the bad news about you officially being a candidate. If I can't be president, I certainly don't want someone as odd as you are being leader of my class. That's my public service announcement." Gem said.

"Here's a little safety announcement: back off!" Sabrina shouted. Harvey stood in between the two, stopping a cat fight. Nobody even notice my eye were red once Gem made fun of Sabrina for being odd, given that's how everyone in Greendale treats me and even hated me for. With the exception of the Spellmans, Chloe and maybe Harvey, of course.

Soon, the bell ring. "Hey, there's the bell. Now go to your classes and come out educated." Harvey said with a nervous laugh as Gem left. "Ta ta, loser." Gem taunted before heading inside. Sabrina let out a sound of anger before noticing me, shaking in rage. "Aaron..." Sabrina began.

"One day, she'll get her just desserts. Everyone who thinks others who are different than them are freaks will get their just desserts. And when that day comes, I'll be laughing at all of them.." I said darkly.

"Aaron..." Sabrina said, shaking my arm. "People like them makes me sick. People who even acts like they understand us, but don't, just to make us sympathize with them makes me disgusted. As if they understand." I continued until feeling sudden pain across my face.

I blink for a few moments to see Sabrina with a look of fear and shock, looking at the hand that she used to slap me. "Aaron, I'm sorry that I slapped you. But you were saying things no one our age should say. You were scaring me." Sabrina said while shaking.

"I-I'm sorry. I don't even know what came over me." I said. "It was Gem. She just said all the wrong things, as she always does." Sabrina said. "Yeah, maybe." I said as I look down at the ground. You know, this all started when I got the cold. I-Is the cold the trigger for these thoughts to happen?

We soon walked into a random classroom, where Chloe ran towards us. "Hey, Sabrina." Chloe said before checking to see if the coast is clear, which it was. "I think you're in trouble with the Chloe polls." Chloe said, walking with us as some students gasp at Sabrina. Pi then sniffed Sabrina.

"Hey, you smell okay. You ought to get the word out." Pi said. "Excuse me?" Sabrina asked. "Of course she smells okay. Why wouldn't she?" I asked, causing everyone to look at me. "Not that I pay attention to that, just saying I would've notice Sabrina smelling bad or something like that. You know, because of my enhanced sense of smell." I said, looking away. "Oh." Sabrina, Harvey, Chloe and Pi said, remembering that.

"Anyways, you were saying something about me, Pi?" Sabrina asked. "Chyah, Gem started a rumor about you. That you were on this all garlic diet and that you really reeked." Pi said. "What? Why would she say something like that?" Sabrina asked. "Because Gem is a bigot. Without the help of Dr. Bigotry's Bigot Laser." I said.

"Chyah, negative campaigning. Me compadre. It's been a part of the fabric of American politics since Thomas Jefferson ran for office in the late autumn of 1800. The object is to make the person you're campaigning against appear to be something negative. Make them seem weird or offbeat." Pi said as he left.

"Did you hear that? She's out to make me seem weird. Chloe, Aaron, what am I going to do? I am weird." Sabrina said. "Let me just say two things. One: you are not weird. You are different, and that's cool. And two: you're gonna fight this." Chloe said. "Exactly, Sabreeny." I said. "But how?" Sabrina asked.

"Sabreeny, it's time you fight fire with fire." I said. "Hmm. Well, it technically wouldn't be spreading rumors if I happened to mention something that was actually true." Sabrina said. She then told another student something about Gem. Soon, the entire school was talking about what Sabrina said. Heck, the whole town's talking about it.

Later, Sabrina came over to our usual table. "So, did you hear? You're front runner for president again." Pi said. "Yeah. It's all over school that Gem sleeps in feet pajamas." Harvey said. "And now nobody has taken what she has to say seriously anymore." Chloe added. "Congrats, Sabreeny." I said.

"Ecch." Sabrina said in disgust, taking a bite of her lunch. "What is it?" I asked. "I must have grabbed Zelda's salad by mistake. It has *Groans in disgust* anchovies all over it. Anchovies makes me gag." Sabrina said. "I'm just gonna *Gag* move away. G-*Gag* Gagging reflex." I said as I moved away from Sabrina and her food.

"So, what do you think about Gem in feet pajama thing?" Harvey asked. "No comment. I'm just a normal, regular kid running for class president. I have no interest in spreading negativity." Sabrina said.

"Stylish. I'm honored to be running against you." Pi said as he high-fived Sabrina. "Hey, mi amigo. Count on your vote?" Pi asked a student who nodded. Pi gave us Sabrina a double thumbs up. "Later, my worthy opponent." Pi said, leaving.

"Pi is one of a kind." Sabrina said. "Man, I hope so." Harvey said. "Yeah, I know. What would we do without his way of thinking?" I asked. "I hope you guys are through eating." Chloe said. "How come?" I asked. "Because of this." Chloe said, showing us the newspaper, causing Sabrina to gag and me to pale a bit.

"'Spellman house puts the 'S' in 'strange'' by Jane Jones. 'When it was first rumor that Sabrina Spellman might run for class president, this reporter decided to do a little research. Well, let me tell you. The Spellman house really does put the 'S' in 'strange'. Strange wailing noises, cats jumping out of the mailbox, and last night, this lather man was sighted there. Could he be from a UFO? Could Sabrina Spellman be a alien?'" Harvey read the article to us.

"I gotta check how this is playing with the voters." Chloe said before leaving the table. Gem then walked in front of us with a female student. "Jane, it was worth every penny I paid you to do research on Sabrina. After all, no one wants an oddball for president." Gem said.

"Gem, go away before I make you." I said angrily, my body shaking in rage. "Alright, but only because you're shaking for our love, my darling Aaron." Gem said as she left. "Aaron." Sabrina began. "I'm fine." I lied. "Okay, because you say so. Anyways, forget it, Gem. Nobody's gonna believe this stupid stuff." Sabrina said.

"The Chloe poll disagrees. You're behind people who aren't even running! Heck, you're behind Aaron, and he's doesn't care for these stuff! No offense." Chloe said. "None taken." I said. "Gem, this is so not fair!" Sabrina said, standing up. "Really? Then go ahead and prove that there isn't anything different about you." Gem said.

"She doesn't have to prove anything! Jane and therefore you violated Sabrina's privacy by having Jane go on Sabrina's private property just to spy on her house ever since this whole thing started! The both of you could get send to juvie, without your daddy buying you a 'get out of juvie' card. Seriously Gem, how is it that you are such a bigot that you have to make everyone around you so miserable just because you can't always get what you want?! Is this all because you don't have the grade average to be class president so you decide to make Sabrina miserable?! WELL?! WHY?!" I shouted.

"Ugh. Aaron, I really love you. But sometimes, you and your goody two-shoes act can get so annoying. Besides, if Spellman has nothing to prove, then she wouldn't mind proving it." Gem said. "No problem. Sabrina will just let Jane really get to know her and then Jane can write another article about how perfectly normal Sabrina is." Harvey said.

"How is she gonna do that?" Sabrina asked. "Sabreeny, it's clearly obvious how she's gonna do that. Violating your right of privacy." I said. "Nope. By following you everywhere for the next 24 hours." Harvey told Sabrina. "Harvey! That's even worst than trespassing on private property!" I said, shock. "What?! No, wait. You mean, everywhere? Everywhere even to my house?" Sabrina asked at the same time.

"Yep, and I'm coming with her. I'm joining your campaign, Sabrina. I'm gonna be your spin doctor. Plus, what could possibly go wr-?" Harvey began. "Harvey, don't finish that sentence. The moment you do, everything could go wrong." I said, while noticing the odd look Harvey was giving me. Is it because of what Rainbow said? No, it can't be! Harvey knows Sabrina has feelings for him. She definitely made that clear four years ago.

"What's the matter, Spellman? Got something to hide?" Gem asked, causing steam to come out of my ears as Sabrina gasped. "Of course she doesn't! In fact, it's you who got something to hide, spoiled rich bigotry of a girl!" I snapped at Gem, who was leaving with Jane, while I taking deep breaths.

"Aaron, are you sure you're o-?" Sabrina began. "Yes, just Gem needs to find that silver shovel and bucket that came out of her mouth when she was born." I said. "How come?" Sabrina asked. "So we can use them to shut her up." I said, causing Sabrina, and Chloe to laugh a bit, while Harvey was looking away, pouting.

Yeah, Harvey has been bitten by the jealous bug. But why now? Is it really because Rainbow assumed Sabrina and I were a thing? Because he should know we're not a thing. The two of us are just friends.

Later, Sabrina and I was on her front porch when we saw purple lights coming out of the door and the sound of magic teleportation. "Huh?" Sabrina asked before we ran in. We saw Salem turning the table into a alligator in front of three old witches. The three witches were bored. Salem then turned the alligator into a pool and changed his bathrobe into swimming trunks before diving in. The witches gave him a score of 9, 8 and 7 respectively.

"Salem, what are you doing here?" Sabrina asked. "I thought he lived here." I said. "No, I mean, what is he doing here, in the living room?" Sabrina asked. "Oh. Being a complete showoff." I said. "Eh, plumbing problems. The Witches' Council chamber is flooded. Guess what? The pilgrims were wrong. Witches don't float." Salem told us.

"Duh, we could've told you that from experience. Heck, you should know that, Mr. Unlucky Warlock-turned-cat-for-trying-to-take-over-the-world." I said. "I know. Just wanted to test your knowledge, smart aleck." Salem said with a sly smile.

"How long are you gonna be here?" Sabrina asked, covering my mouth. "All day." Salem said simply. Soon, Sabrina and I heard knocking. "Oh no." Sabrina said as she ran towards the window, which Harvey was next to, and close the curtains.

"Let us in. Hey, Sabrina, Aaron, what's up? You call this normal?!" Harvey asked from the other side of the door as Sabrina and I were blocking it. Sabrina gasped at that. "And Harvey is starting to lose some friendship points right now." I muttered.

Sabrina and I edged to the side a bit. "Come on, Sabrina, Aaron. Don't waste time cleaning up. Your house doesn't have to be perfect, Sabrina. After all, you're just a normal, average kid." Harvey said as I heard a key being put into a keyhole.

"You showed him where the backup keys to your house were?" I asked Sabrina in a hushed tone. "Just in case if he needed something I borrowed from him and I'm not here." Sabrina answered. "And what if he stumbles upon all this *waves my hands around to gesture the magical stuff around her house*?" I asked. "Hmm. Now I see your point." Sabrina said as we look out the peephole.

"Salem, quick! A magical transport zap. Front door to back door. Do it and I'll clean your litter box for a month." Sabrina pleaded. "Hmm. And you?" Salem asked with a smirk, pointing at me. "*Groan* I'll tell all the cats to not mess with the Great and Powerful Salem for the next two months." I said. "Deal!" Salem said as he zapped Harvey and Jane, sending them to the back door.

Sabrina and I ran into the kitchen, where Harvey and Jane were. "What was-? Were we at the front and then? I-I feel really confused." Harvey said, while giving me the jealous look. "I'm dizzy and everything is sorta out of focus." Jane said as she took off her glasses.

"Let me clean those for you. I'll be back in a sec." Sabrina said. "Because she's gonna head to Zelda's room, where the glasses cleaning kit are." I said. "Exactly. The normal way. Harvey, get yourself and Jane a glass of juice or something. We'll be right back." Sabrina said as she dragged me out of the room.

"You noticed that too, right?" I asked Sabrina. "Noticed what?" She asked. "Harvey! He's looking at me like I'm stealing you or something!" I explained. "Oh. Oh! Well, I'll just explain it to him." Sabrina said. "Good, because I don't think he'll believe me. And I know all of this is because of what Rainbow said about you and me." I said as Sabrina put her head back in the room.

"Forget the juice. Go with peanut butter sandwiches. That way, it'll be harder to talk about me while I'm gone." Sabrina told Harvey and Jane while chuckling before closing the door again. "Nice one, Sabreeny." I said as we ran towards the living room, where Salem was on a cloud, skiing and laughing.

Sabrina and I used magic to summon heavy jackets over our shirts and ran in front of Salem. "Aunt Zelda!" Sabrina called out as we ran out of the room, not noticing Salem trying not to fall. We ran up the stairs, taking off the jackets as we go. "Aunt Zelda!" Sabrina called out again.

"She's at the library. What's the 9-1-1?" Hilda asked, coming out of her room. "Gem's campaigning against me! All kinds of dirty tricks! Says I'm an oddball. Downstairs, right now with Harvey, reporter from the school paper! Gotta help me!" Sabrina pleaded with her hands together. "Please, we're begging you. Help us stop the spread of bigotry!" I said, getting down on my knees and putting my hands together as well.

Hilda grabbed our hands and dragged us towards another room before closing the door. "Oh, there's gotta be something in Zelda's spellbook." Hilda said, flipping through the pages. "Wait a minute. What is it exactly that you two are trying to do?" Hilda asked us.

"The impossible. I just want people to see me as ordinary. I don't want them to see all this stuff that is different. All this stuff Jane's gonna see when I go back downstairs and give her back her glasses." Sabrina said. "Good-bye magic secrets, hello government experiments." I said.

"That's it!" Hilda exclaimed, throwing the spellbook. "What's it?" I asked. "A rose-colored glasses spell. I'll zap her glasses and she won't see anything about you that is out of the ordinary." Hilda said. "Perfect!" Sabrina said happily.

"What about anything about this house that is out of the ordinary? Won't she still see that?" I asked. "Not if she's near me at all times." Sabrina said. "My, aren't we all becoming evil geniuses?" I asked playfully, twiddling my fingers. "Do it!" Sabrina told Hilda, who zap the glasses, causing the lens to become pink.

"Wait, that's all the spell has? Lame." I said. "Not all spells have to be flashy." Hilda said as Sabrina grab the glasses. "That's not what I meant." I said. "Yes it is." Hilda said. "*Sighs in defeat* Fine, I was expecting something flashy." I said with my hands in my pockets.

"You're sure this will work?" Sabrina asked. "On the reporter. But not on Harvey." Hilda said. "I forgot about Harvey and Salem's fitness test. What are we gonna do about Harvey?" Sabrina asked. "Easy. You're taking him to the mall for a pizza. You'll pay, I'll drive." Hilda said as she walked us out of the room.

We walked in the living room to see Salem shooting fireballs from his mouth on a target. "Great idea, Jane. And let's wait for Sabrina and Aaron in the living room." Harvey's voice said. "Aunt Hilda, help!" Sabrina pleaded.

Hilda zap away the target board, zap Salem so he could only cough up hairballs and made a board cover the three witches, who were giving Salem a score. Same as before. Just as Jane and Harvey came into the room.

"Here you go. All clean." Sabrina said as she handed Jane her glasses. Jane grab her glasses and put them on. "Great news! We're all going to the Mighty Slab Pizza. My treat." Sabrina said as she and I lead Jane and Harvey out of the room.

"Think you should call a vet or something?" Harvey asked about Salem. "Um, uh, just a few hairballs. No big deal." Sabrina said as she and I were leading Harvey and Jane out the house. "Exactly. Sabrina's the cat expert, so we should listen to her." I said. "Whoa, look at the time, Gotta hurry." Sabrina said as we left the house and walked towards Hilda's car.

Jane pulled out her phone and dialed a number. "We're going to the Mighty Slab. The one at the mall." Jane told the person on the other line. "Who are you talking to?" Sabrina asked. "Gem. I'm still on her payroll. She gave me this phone so I could-Gah!" Jane exclaimed as Sabrina took the phone away and put it to her ear.

"Yes, I'm going to the mall. Just like any other average, ordinary, nothing-different-about-me kid." Sabrina told Gem. "Yeah, tell her, Sabreeny." I said as Harvey gave me the jealous look. "Harvey, Aaron and I aren't a thing, so stop being jealous." Sabrina told Harvey, who look relieved, but covered it up with a cough. "I wasn't jealous. Just thinking why I didn't think of it." Harvey said as we went in the car.

We arrived at the mall some time later. We went up the escalator to see the picture of Sabrina and Salem, in the middle of a tennis match with the phone as the tennis ball. Sabrina also have some orange stuff in her hair. "Oh, no, no, no!" Sabrina exclaimed as she walked backwards down the escalator, pushing me down with her.

"Sabrina, Aaron, what are you-?" Hilda asked us as we backed up into her, Jane and Harvey. "Being sandwiched between you four." I said. "Sabrina, you're really acting odd. Hey, Aaron, maybe you could use some of that m-" Harvey began.

"Harvey, I'm not doing that right now. And you know better than to bring it up in front of people." I told Harvey in a hushed tone while indicating everyone else with my eyes. "Oh yeah. Forgot about that one rule." Harvey said, crossing his arms and having a small frown.

"You kids stop horsing around on the escalator. Don't make me come up there." A security guard said. Sabrina gave a nervous smile while ducking down, causing me to pat her on the back while Hilda, Harvey and Jane looked down at her.

Once we got back on the floor again, the picture rotated to show Sabrina on her couch, with the phone on her lap. Sabrina gasped and tried to block the others' view on the picture. "Hey, isn't that Michael Jordan?" Sabrina asked, pointing to the left.

"Will you chill? You're really making yourself look like a wacko." Hilda said. "Sorry. Gem's little war is getting to me. And it's not just about the class president thing. She's always on my case. Why?" Sabrina asked. "Because you're incredible and it bugs her." Hilda said. "But Aunt Hilda, all I want to be is ordinary." Sabrina said.

"Oh look, a picture of Sabrina. Hmm." Jane said, looking at the picture. "Do you think it makes me look unusual in any way?" Sabrina asked Jane. "No, you look absolutely ordinary." Jane said. "Huh?" Sabrina asked, turning towards me. "I would say the glasses, but it is surprising that Jane forgot the very photo she took." I said before shrugging in confusion.

"Trust me, Jane. There's nothing different here. Just another face in the crowd, that's me." Sabrina told Jane as we caught up to the others. "Exactly. Completely normal." I added with a nervous smile.

We soon walked by a clothes store. "Wow, they have a Worn-N-Torn retro store now. Meet me here after you finish up at the Mighty Slab." Hilda told us before running in. "And this is why we can't have Hilda in charge of us." I said with a face-palm.

The four of us soon got a table at the Mighty Slab Pizza. "See, Jane. You spent practically the whole afternoon with Sabrina, and she's just like any other kid. Perfectly ordinary. Also, Aaron, I owe you an apology. You were right, Sabrina did have nothing to prove after all." Harvey said just as a waitress came to our table and gave us our pizza.

Harvey, Sabrina and Jane all started eating the pizza while I ate a granola bar I packed. Mainly because unless the pizza is just pepperoni or cheese, which the pizza in front of us isn't, I won't eat it. Gagging reflex made me a picky eater. *Sighs* Guess if other Saiyans knew about me, they'll make fun of me for my eating habits, since I know other Saiyans eat just about anything.

At least Sabrina noticed the issue when looking at me and then the pizza. "Aaron, I'm so sorry. I forgot." Sabrina said. "It's okay. It's a common mistake. After all, it's what we normal, average kids do." I said, making her feel better.

Just then, Pi came up to us. "Hey, my fellow students." Pi greeted. "Hey, Pi. What's up?" Harvey asked as Pi sat next to him. "Just checking out the new nature store. They have a superior collection of beetle carcasses. Did you know there are more species of beetles than there are any other kind of living creature?" Pi asked Jane. "Really?" Jane asked in awe.

"It's a fact. I'm crazy about insects. As far as I'm concerned, bugs rule. So, what brings you guys to the mall?" Pi asked us. "Nothing much. Just having a pizza and-" Harvey began before Sabrina started coughing and holding her throat. "Sabrina, what's wrong?" I asked. "Anchovies." She said.

"Oh, I see you got my complimentary pizza, with the extra anchovies." Gem said, popping out from behind Sabrina. "Anchovies." Sabrina coughed out before drinking some beverage from the waitress and burping, causing everyone in the area to laugh. "Premium belch. Amazing." Pi praised with two thumbs up. "Why is everyone laughing?" Jane asked.

"GEM, ARE YOU *Censored* INSANE?! YOU COULD'VE KILLED HER, YOU BIGOTED MANIAC!" I screamed out. "Oh, chill out, Aaron. It's not like it was killing her. I hate it when you get all mad and all that stuff. Plus, I order you a little bubbly, Sabrina. Hope you like super fizzy soda." Gem said before laughing. "Hope you'll like being a toenail fungus." Sabrina said as Gem walked off.

"Okay, Gem. It's payback time." Sabrina said. "Is no one gonna address that Aaron just swore? Even if it's Gem, he shouldn't have done that!" Harvey said in shock. "You're right, Harvey. She's not worth it anyways. Just, argh!" I said in anger before putting my head on the table.

"I know, Aaron. I know." Harvey said. Yet, it's like he's also glad that I swore, given the emotions rolling off him. But why?

"So, who's paying?" The waitress asked. Sabrina paid for the food and drink. "I enjoyed your little spitting and belching act, Spellman. Very presidential. And Aaron, I'll let you cursing at me slide this one time. But do it again and I'll have my father ship you to a school to teach you how to be a proper gentleman, regardless of the laws." Gem said as she walked away while Jane started writing.

"Holy Christ, Aaron. You're now on Gem's hit list!" Harvey said. "Gee, what was your first clue? The fact that she admits she stalks me or the fact that she threatens me, blackmails me and chases me any chance she gets?" I asked sarcastically.

"Aaron, I'm sorry that Gem's treating you worse than ever." Sabrina said. "No, you don't need to apologize, because this isn't your fault. Gem does this herself, regardless of you or not." I told Sabrina. "Mi amigo, you better watch your back." Pi said. "Thanks Pi, but it's Gem who needs to watch her back." I said.

Later, as we were walking around the mall. "I need to get something for Hilda, as a thank you for driving us. I think generosity is right up there with being average, is an important quality in a president." Sabrina said. "Exactly. The best president is someone who can give back to those who give to the president." I said.

Sabrina and I walked alongside the *Gulp* perfumes aisle, looking for one that best suits Hilda. The two of us split ways and I was getting sprayed by a bunch of free samples when I saw Sabrina getting cornered by another employee, possibly on Gem's payroll. Just before Sabrina got sprayed, I jumped in front of her.

"NOOOOO!" I yelled as I hit full on the face by the perfume and landed hard on the floor. "Frosty by Gert Gooch. $5.95 a cork. Have a nice day." The employee said before noticing Sabrina wasn't affected. "Aaron! Are you okay?!" Sabrina asked, crouching down next to me. I was coughing badly.

"N-No, t-They even t-took off the g-gas mask I had, sprayed me in the face, and put it back on, just so I smell it." I said in between coughs. "You didn't have to take it for me." Sabrina said. "I-I know. But I did because you're my friend. And besides, you need to hit Gem right where it hurts." I said in a raspy voice. Sabrina handed me a bottle of water from my backpack. "Thanks." I said as I drank out of it.

"Whoa, Aaron. You smell like my grandmother's bridge club." Harvey said. "Heh. Put that in y-Wait, Aaron? My precious Aaron, got sprayed by perfume?!" Gem asked in concern. "I'm not yours. So quit telling people I'm yours. I'll make the choice of who I'll spend the rest of my life with." I said.

"Yeah, Gem. So back off." Sabrina said. "Fine, but only because I don't want to be near the old lady smell. See you when you smell like yourself again, Aaron." Gem said as she left. "Again, Aaron. I'm sorry for you getting perfume on you." Sabrina said.

"Sabrina, there's nothing to forgive." I said, causing Sabrina to look down. "I took the perfume for you. If anything, Gem should be apologizing for trying to make you smell like this." I said, causing Sabrina to look back up with a smile. "Yeah, exactly. But that means Gem needs to have a soul." Sabrina said, causing the two of us to laugh.

"Harvey, Sabrina, Aaron, over here!" Pi said, calling us over. "Hey, is this great or what?" Pi asked us, looking like a member from KISS. You know, the band. "Uh, great?" I said with a thumbs up. "I am definitely coming back here for Halloween." Pi said. "Uh, he's a friend of yours, right?" Jane asked Sabrina. "Yes, but-" Sabrina said just as Jane left.

We soon went to the Worn-N-Torn retro store. "Aunt Hilda's gotta be in here somewhere." Sabrina said. "How about we split up and look for her?" I asked, my voice still raspy from the perfumes. "Catch you in a minute. I want to see if they have any really cool old-time comic books." Harvey said as he left, just as we saw Hilda trying on shoes.

"Oh, they are you! They're called bubble heads." An employee told Hilda. "Sabrina, what do you think?" Hilda asked. Suddenly some tacks were thrown. "Huh?" Sabrina and I asked, looking for who threw them. I heard Gem laughing. Hilda soon stepped on one and started screaming as the shoes were letting out air before she fell in a cart and hit a mannequin.

Sabrina gasped before she and I ran towards Hilda. We lifted the cart off Hilda, revealing her holding the mannequin in her arms. Hilda gasped before pushing it away. "Guess he doesn't know personal space." I said as I helped Hilda up. "Yeah, that creep." Hilda said.

"Oh, the whole Spellman family's bizarre. Certainly not presidential material." Gem said with her hands on her hips. "Not even vice presidential." She said before walking off. "It's one thing to be messing with me. But messing with my family and friends, you've gone too far." Sabrina said before using magic on a mannequin to unintentionally trip Harvey, causing him to get stuck in a female's outfit, and making the alarm go off since Harvey left the store with said outfit, all without paying for it.

Sabrina and I ran outside. "What have I done?" Sabrina asked as Harvey was put in the cart by the security guard before driving off. "Sabreeny, it's not you." I said, before glaring at Gem. "It's her." I said. "You're right. I'll get Aunt Hilda to help." Sabrina said, running back in the store.

Soon, we went to the area where the security guard was keeping Harvey. "You gotta let him go. It was all my fault. Arrest me instead." Sabrina said. "Sorry, sister. Tell it to the judge." The security guard said. "Since when did you speak teenager?" I asked. "Since studying fluent sarcasm." The security guard said.

"I would be impressed, but that was sarcasm, wasn't it?" I asked. "Maybe. Anyway, try the food court after the dinner rush." The security guard said to Sabrina. We then heard a sound. "Nobody moves until I get back." The security guard told us before leaving.

"Hilda, help me! I zap a mannequin, try to trip Gem, but instead I trip Harvey. Oh, Jane probably saw the whole thing." Sabrina said. "Yeah, but she saw it through rose-colored glasses. She sees everything you do as absolutely ordinary." Hilda reassured.

Pi and the security guard came in, Pi wearing the exact thing Harvey has on now and a piece of paper. "Throw off your shackles, brother. I have proof of your innocence." Pi said as he unrolled the paper. "I have just finished recreating the incident and drawing the result of that recreation here." Pi said as we walked over to see it.

"My brah Harvey trip over the leg of a mannequin, poor placement of that leg by the way. Fell into the dress display, and tumbles out the door. No crime here, just a badly designed mannequin." Pi said. "Wow, that's actually logical. Is that how you got the dress on you?" I asked. "Yes." Pi said.

"You're a weird kid, but you're smart. Your pal is free to go." The security guard said with a smile. "Yes!" Sabrina said. We all saw Gem being chased by the perfume store employee, spraying perfume at Gem. I started laughing at that, though I coughed a couple of times.

The next day at school. "'Changed my earlier opinion that Sabrina Spellman is odd." Harvey read part of the article as the two of us were standing at her desk. "'After spending the entire afternoon with her, I discovered that she is so normal that she is totally boring?!'" Sabrina read with shock.

"'There is absolutely nothing interesting about her at all.'" I concluded. "Whoa. No wonder I didn't win the election." Sabrina said. "Sabreeny, I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe you should have acted more like yourself and less, you know, normal." I said.

"Ugh, I know. And Zelda was right, there's nothing wrong with being different. That's what makes you special." Sabrina said. "Yeah, well Zelda never knows everyone's beef with me." I said, looking away. "Aaron, I'm pretty sure that advice wasn't meant to make you ignore that." Sabrina said.

"'Sabrina's friend, Pi, however is a truly fascinating person? Talk about quirky, he's the definition of it. And wow, is he great?'" Harvey read the next article as Sabrina face-palm. "Wow, someone got a crush on Pi." I commented.

"My parents took away my phone for making too many calls. Who won?" Chloe asked us as the intercom turned on. "My classmates. It is I, your president. Will the owner of the bug house ferrets backpack please move it out of the cafeteria? Your lunch is over, it's expiration date, mi amigo, the fumes are grossing out, the hairnets ladies, cheer up." Pi said.

"Who won? Someone who's never afraid to be himself. Pi is truly a constant." Sabrina said with a smile. "Exactly. Plus, this does damage Gem's pride." I said. "That too." Sabrina said as she, Chloe and I laughed at the thought.