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Disclaimer: Nope, not Jo. Besides, two people are writing this story and I don't think Jo has a partner in crime…
Chapter 2 Would You Rather
"So what game do you want to play first?" I asked.
"How about 'Would You Rather?'" said Hermione.
"How do you play?" Neville asked us. I suddenly realized that we would have to explain the game to any one who wasn't Muggle born. So I quickly outlined the details of the game, but I suppose they were a little slow, because Goyle-
"Gregory." Interjected Hermione.
"Fine." Ok, Gregory said, "So how do we play again?"
"What's the point of this game anyway?" whined Pansy. (Happy Hermione?) (Yes I am thank you very much.) Harry sighed and said, "Look, I'll go first so you can see how it's done. He turned to Hermione.
"Hermione, would you rather eat dragon dung or fail three potions assignments?"
Hermione spluttered, "That-that's not fair!"
"That's the game, Hermione." I said smirking. She mumbled something that none of us could distinguish.
"Come again, Hermione?" Harry asked, smiling evilly.
She cleared her throat. "I'd eat the dragon dung."
We all cracked up laughing, all though Neville, Ginny and Padma looked like they were about to throw up, and had each turned a light shade of green. She quickly went on to asking the next person their question.
"Ummmmm…..Blaise. Would you rather Professor McGonagall to catch you cheating on an exam, or kiss Eloise Midgen?" (A/n: If you haven't read the books carefully, it tells you that this is the with really bad acne.)
"That's easy." Zambini stated with a wave of his hand. "McGonagall, any day of the week." Hermione looked apaled, but said nothing.
"Hey, you spelled that wrong, it's A-P-P-" she started to say, but I cut her off with a quick,
"Shut up, I'm the author."
Blaise looked around at the group, his eyes finally coming to rest on Luna Lovegood.
"Luna, would you rather….get hit in the head with a bludger, or get bitten by a werewolf?"
Luna looked thoughtful for a moment before answering. "Well you know, I suppose that being a werewolf wouldn't be all that bad. Do you know that our own Minister of Magic is starting a campaign that will cause people to shorten werewolves' tails? He thinks it will make them more humane…honestly, all he would have to do would be to get a Monocractaur's (I made up something that sounded like Luna would believe in…you know how crazy she is…) hoof and wave it over their heads…..if I could get in there and be a spy, I could put a stop to all of that-"
She was cut off by the first person to come out of the trance following her little speech.
"Just ask someone their question Luna." Terri growled.
"Fine." She said in a huffy, offended voice. She leaned over and whispered to me,
" Could you have made him any more rude?"
"Well, soooorrry." I hissed. "How could I help it? J.K. Rowling didn't give much information about him in the books."
She nodded solemnly, before turning her head back to the game. She spoke after a few seconds of staring into space.
"Ron. Would you rather….go into a colony of Acromantula (If you don't know what this is….you need to watch CoS again, and brush up on your reading of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them) lose the Quidditch cup?"
Ron shuddered. "Been there, done that. I guess I would lose the cup."
I thought this was a reasonable answer.
"Ok…Pansy." He paused, and I could see the wheels in his head turning, then he smirked. "Would you rather profess your love for Draco, here and now, in front of everyone, or get on a broomstick with Harry while he is trying to find the Snitch?"
"OoO, definitely the first." She said, sidling up to Draco and batting her eyelashes seductively.
"EWWW!" Draco shrieked, jumping a mile in the air. "Pansy, you know we are third cousins!" I know I saw several people run to the different bathrooms, and then came the unmistakable sounds of a lot of some ones throwing up. But soon we were all seated back down, and the game continued.
"Draco, go." I said rather haughtily.
"Ok! I'm going!" Draco said and paused, looking for someone to practice his questioning skills on.
"Terri." he finally said.
"Yeah?" Terri said, looking nervous.
"Would you rather….kiss the giant squid or…kiss a Mudblood?" Malfoy-
"No, don't even try to say anything Hermione, you know that was way below the belt, the least I can do is call him by his last name." I said angrily, seeing Hermione start to open her mouth. She quickly shut it and nodded curtly.
"Now where was I? Right…"
Malfoy said, looking devilish.
"Uh….I guess kiss the giant squid." Terri said, looking confused.
Hermione felt tears come to her eyes but brushed the insult off and continued watching the game.
"Neville." Terri said, turning to the brown haired boy.
"Would you rather…Fight with Draco Malfoy or stand up to Snape?" he said, naming Neville's two worst enemies…or at least he thought so.
"Malfoy." Neville said, not even hesitating and looking Draco straight in the eye. "If I stood up to Snape, he would probably find some reason to get me expelled and I don't want that to happen in my last year. And we are just getting started on some interesting plants in Herbolgy." he said as an afterthought.
"Now then…let's see. How about Ginny." Neville said.
"Bring it on Neville." Ginny said easily.
"Would you rather profess to your family that Harry is a good person to make out with or listen to a banshee screaming for 1 hour?" Neville said, and grinned.
Sometimes I just love myself. He thought to himself.
Ginny blushed and didn't answer for quite a while. Then finally, something came out of her mouth that was indistinguishable.
"Say again?" Neville said loudly. Harry shot him a killer look but Neville didn't care, this was just hysterical.
"FAMILY!" Ginny screamed and then turned crimson red, Harry was not far behind her, he was even redder than Ginny was.
"Thank you." Neville said and was quiet.
He was about the only one though. Ron was screaming obscenities, saying that he was having really bad mental images and if he ever caught Ginny and Harry snogging in his kitchen or something he would have to kill Harry in front of her. Harry elbowed him and yelled at everyone else to shut up. The rest of them were laughing mercilessly . Hermione was holding her gut.
"Dean. Would you rather pay Harry 50 galleons or let Peeves get ahold of your knickers?" Ginny asked shamelessly.
Dean knew that if Peeves ever got ahold of something like that, he would be embarrassed until he was out of school and probably halfway through training for his job too. There was only one option.
"I guess I would probably give Harry 50 Galleons." then he hurriedly moved on.
"Crabbe. Would you rather have points taken away from you by Hermione or get kissed by Draco?"
Crabbe looked surprised at being addressed but grunted something about Hermione.
Hermione smiled and said
"I just may take you up on that offer."
Just then, Ron said, "Guys, I'm starved. What do you say to going down to the kitchens and nicking some food?"
Everybody agreed and the game broke up.
"Wait! What game are we going to play next?" Hermione said.
"Let's play truth or dare next." Harry said. And with that they went down to the kitchens.
Hey, so you don't get too confused, here is everybody that is involved: Hermione, Blaise, Luna, Ron, Pansy, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Terri, Padma, Colin, Neville, Ginny, Dean, Parvartie, Lavender, and Harry. So if you ever get confused, just come back to this chapter! J next chapter should be up soon and review!
