(Based in 5th year)
James, Lily, Sirius, and Remus (no Peter cause I hate him!) were all sitting in the commons room for Gryffindor talking, studying, making Lily crazy, ect.
"Lily, I'll give all the flowers in the world to you." James was saying, hovering over Lily's right shoulder.
Lily growled under her breath at the idiot "When hell freezes over, and heaven bursts into flames, James."
Sirius and Remus where snickering at her reply and James face fell with great disappointment.
"And to add onto it, if you ever ask me out again I will kick you were the sun don't shine, were the birds don't sing, bees don't buzz, the grass ain't green, the sky ain't blue, clouds are poisonous and stags are dying everywhere. GOT IT!" she said with great speed, James seemed to cup his pants and once again Sirius and Remus burst into laughter.
"I'll do it to you too." she growled looking over at the two boys who were in a fit of laughter.
They automatically stopped. (A/N: This is our vision of Lily, if you don't like it, then curl up in a corner and die.- From Kaitlyn the step-sister)
They continued with everything they were doing, except for James who just balled up in at chair and moaned occasionally.
"I don't know about you Lily, but we're tired of listening to James so you can either apologize to James and go out with him, please, or we can leave." Sirius said standing up.
Lily looked up from her book '101 Great Insults to Persistant Dorks' and replied "Okay, good night."
Sirius moaned and Remus laughed as they made their way up the stairs leaving Lily and James alone.
And Lily didn't see this, but on their way up the stairs Remus and Sirius were mouthing to James things like 'good luck' and 'let me know if you score'.
Lily did see, however, the way James was staring at her so she made up a random excuse.
"I have to go to the library real quick." she said as she stood up and walked away.
James moaned and flopped his legs onto the floor. He sat like that until he heard foot steps, thinking Lily had returned, James jumped out of the chair, and yelled "My love, you've returned to me!"
"Yes James." replied an old soft voice.
James looked to see the most gorgeous old person he'd ever seen.
James smiled as the voice said "Now, James let me take you away and rape you."
James looked up into the sparkling eyes and nodded.
At that moment Lily returned to see James being carried up to stairs.
"James what are you doing?" Lily asked in suprise.
"I'm letting this old person rape me!" James replied grinning back at Lily.
"DUMBLEDORE!" she shouted.
The next day
"So James did you get lucky?" Sirius asked during breakfast.
James just grinned broadly and nodded as Lily walked by and growled at him.
"You're a sick, sick, digusting, little boy, you know that?" and at that she huffed and stormed off leaving the boy high fiving for thetotally wrong reason.
