We were in the lunchroom, listening to Pi reading an article from a newspaper. "'And so Rosie reported unearthly cries from deep within the crypt.' Whoa, cosmic." Pi said. "Pi, you don't really buy all that tabloid stuff, do you?" Sabrina asked. "Chyah. Hey, it's there in black and white. King Tut's ghost gives birth to alien baby. Come on, people. They don't just make this stuff up." Pi said.

"Here we go again. Remember when you he thought he saw Bigfoot on the athletic field?" Chloe asked. "Give him a break. None of us had met the new girls' gym coach yet." Harvey said. "Yeah, that was the weirdest time for everyone." I said.

"Scoff, if you dare, oh doubting dudes. But there's an unseen world of paranormal phenomena all around us. Aliens, blood sucking zombies, witches and warlocks. The truth is way out there. Chyah." Pi told us.

"You know your brain is out there, doofus. And I think I just step on it." Slugloaf said, after slapping Pi's back hard that Pi was spitting out milk, before laughing. "Hey. Lay off him, Slugloaf." Harvey said. "Or else." I added.

"Or else what, freak? You're gonna randomly glow, weirdo? Or are you gonna let your 'girlfriend' fight your battle for you? We both know you can't do anything by yourself, freakazoid!" Slugloaf mocked before laughing harder as I clenched my fists.

Sabrina soon zapped Slugloaf's soup so that an oyster spit some in his face. We all laughed at that, except Slugloaf. Because, well, he's the one getting laughed at. "Gee, I wonder how that happened." Chloe said. Slugloaf glared at all of us, give a angry growl, and left.

"Ah, ignore him, Pi. You too, Aaron. So what do you say we all hit the bike trail after school?" Harvey asked. "Excellent." Pi said. "Sorry. Not me. My great-uncle Zamboni is coming over for a visit and I have to help get the house ready. He's some kind of family bigshot." Sabrina said. "And I can't ride a bike. Always fall to one side. Plus, I have things." I said.

Later, at my house, I was doing sword training with my mother. Yes, I'm still upset with her and my dad for being hypocrites when it comes to me being by my lonesome. But, I was giving them a second chance. After all, Zelda is right. They do love me, even if they leave me alone a lot. And never want to talk about uncle Emerald.

Anyways, my mom almost disarmed me. However, I summoned another sword from my Gem and parried her blow, before twisting her sword out of her hand. "Nicely done." My mom said. "Thanks." I said as the swords vanished. "Next time, we'll focus on increasing your other senses." She said. "Okay." I said. "And now go see your father for magical training." She told me as I walked towards the other side of the house.

My father was soon training me in the elemental spells. You know, lightning, fire, ice, earth, air, etc. Also, besides my shadow powers. Anyways, my dad was having me read the spells from his spellbook. After a couple of tries and fails(me mainly hitting random furniture in the room), I managed to control the element spells and hit the target. Just to say, the only element I managed to control right now is fire, earth, ice, air, lightning and water. The others, well, are hard to control right now.

"Great job. Soon, you'll be able to do all kind of magic." My dad said. "Thank you." I said. "Well, you don't have anymore training to do today. So, you can head over to Sabrina's place." My dad said. "Okay. Thank you. See you and mom later." I said as I used the Warp Whistle to warp over to Sabrina's house.

I soon arrived there. "Aaron, what are you doing here?" Sabrina asked. "Well, my trainings are done. So, I came here. That is, if it isn't things aren't awkward." I said. "No, of course not. Just don't know how Zamboni's gonna react to you." Sabrina said. "Touche." I said. "Well, at least I'll have a friend by my side." Sabrina said. "Yep. Friend." I said, as my heart throb with pain when Sabrina said that. However, I pushed past the pain, to be a friend for Sabrina right now.

Soon, Zamboni came in through the glass door on a chair. The chair landing caused the room to be a mess. Even the picture of him fall down on the ground. We all winced at that. The stool soon ran, barking like a dog.

"Uncle Zamboni, welcome. It's an honor to have you in our humble-" Zelda began. "Look at this pigsty. You knew I was coming and you didn't bother to clean? Some honor. Hilda, you look terrible." Zamboni told Zelda. "I'm Zelda." Zelda corrected. "Well, that explains it." Zamboni said before turning towards Hilda.

"What did you do, dress in the dark?" He asked her. "Excuse me?" Hilda asked. "No wonder you can't hold a man. 600 years old and still single. Tick tock. Tick tock." Zamboni said. "Hi, uncle Zamboni. I'm Sabrina. And this is my friend, Aaron." Sabrina said, pointing at me and about to shake Zamboni's hand.

"Oh yeah. The little half-human and half-whatever he is. Fine. I'll speak slowly. Try to keep up." Zamboni said to us, slowly. He then look at Quigley. "Who's this, your eating coach?" He asked. "Sir, I'm Quigley. Sabrina's mortal guardian. And it's a pleasure to meet-" Quigley began. "Mortal, eh? Huh, that means you'll be dead soon. Or am I too late?" Zamboni asked, poking Quigley in the stomach with his cane.

"Ye-Now see here." Quigley said, shaking in rage. "Uh, Uncle Zamboni. Would you like something to drink? Our casa es su casa. Right?" Zelda asked nervously. "Si." Quigley said, walking away as we all watched.

"I'll take some seltzer. In a clean glass." Zamboni told Quigley. Salem started laughing at that. "Clean glass. Oh ho. Quite the bomb. Oh, sir. Your graciousness is exceeded only by your wit." Salem said. "What with the cat?" Zamboni asked. "Oh no. Hardly a cat. I'm Salem, a warlock tragically held prisoner in a cat's body." Salem said dramatically.

"Well, as long as you don't have fleas." Zamboni said. "Fleas? Oh. *Chuckles* My, but are you the merry prankster." Salem said with a chuckle as Zamboni walked away. "I'm in." Salem whispered to us. "Yeah. You're in alright. You're in the 'what the flying horse turd are you talking about?' club." I said. "Long story short, Salem's using this as a a way to get back to his normal body." Sabrina said. "Oh." I said in realization.

"Uncle Zamboni, I apologize, but our living room is, uh, small. May I put your *Clears throat* chair away for you?" Zelda asked. "The chair stays. Your furniture goes." Zamboni said stubbornly as he used his magic to zap away the Spellman's furnitures. "Our furniture!" Zelda said in shock.

"Heh. Much better. Now, where's my room?" Zamboni asked. "This way." Hilda said. "Hh?" Sabrina asked. "I don't know what's going on, but now I see why Zelda and Hilda have you stay over at my place the last time he visited." I said. "Yeah, and that was before the incident." Sabrina said. "What are you two talking about? What incident?" Salem asked. "Nothing." Sabrina and I said quickly in unison.

Quigley walked in just as Hilda was leading Zamboni to his room. "Quigley, as long as you're alive, make me a sandwich. No crusts." Zamboni ordered before looking at Sabrina and me. "Kid and odd kid, get my luggage." Zamboni told us. Suddenly, four suitcases popped up via Zamboni's magic.

The tall one appeared in Sabrina's hand, two in my arms and the last one on my head. "I think we're off to a great start." Salem said. "Ha ha. Gee, thanks Salem." I said sarcastically as Sabrina and I carried the luggage to Zamboni's room.

Later, Sabrina, Chloe, Harvey, Pi and I were at a picnic table in the middle of a park. No, it's not Jellystone Park, so Yogi wasn't nearby. Man, I wish that was real. Then it'll be great hanging out with Yogi and his friends. Oh well, at least I'll have my *replicate Spongebob's meme for this one* imagination and just have those adventures in my head.

"'The all new Acme Ectoplasmer meter. Guaranteed to detect aliens, spirits of the dead and paranormal phenomena of all kinds.'" Sabrina read, which caused me to break out in a sweat. "Looks kind of expensive." Harvey said.

"No problemo. We can make one just as good with some spare bike parts and my mom's jackhammer. Then we'll fire up and go blast aliens. Who's with me?" Pi asked. "Cool. I'm in." Harvey said.

"T-that's a-a b-bit e-extreme, d-don't y-you t-think? I-I m-mean, m-maybe they're n-n-nice?" I stuttered out nervously, sweating a lot. "Nope." Harvey and Pi said. "I have a rule about extraterrestrials. They don't bother me, I don't bother them." Chloe said as she left. "Hey. Your loss." Pi told her.

"Sabrina?" Pi asked her. "Why not? It sounds like fun." Sabrina said, forgetting part of my genetics. "Excellent! We are the Three Boy Busters! Striking fear in the hearts of weird things, wherever they hide. This is a drawing I made of the UFO." Pi said, handing Sabrina a drawing. "Memorize it. Then tear it up and eat the pieces." Pi said as he handed Harvey another copy before the two left.

"Why on Earth did you say yes?" Chloe asked Sabrina. "Yeah. Did you forgot I'm part Saiyan?" I asked her. "Oh, I don't know. Cuz Pi is my friend and I hate to see Slugloafe get the last lau-Oh no!" Sabrina exclaimed. "What's wrong?" Chloe asked.

"Pi didn't see a UFO. He just saw my great-uncle's flying lounge chair. Chloe, I just volunteered to hunt down my own family." Sabrina said. "And me as well." I said. "Aaron, Pi don't know about your genetics. So, you're safe." Sabrina said.

"Phew. Wait, if you volunteered to hunt down your own family, you also volunteered to hunt down yourself." I told her. "*Gasp* Oh no!" Sabrina exclaimed, shocked. "Well, I'll come with you. Just to make sure that nothing goes overboard." I told her. "Thanks Aaron. You're a lifesaver." Sabrina said.

Later, at Pi's garage, we were waiting for Pi to get done with building the gosh darn things. "Pi, we've been at this for hours." Harvey said. "You know, Harvey's right. Since this obviously won't work, why don't we quit and go for ice cream?" Sabrina asked. "Yeah. And who knows? Maybe there are some aliens living on Earth who are just wanting to live peacefully and we're disturbing them." I added.

"Im-cocoa-patience, compadres. It will work. See, it sort of like radar, but we eliminated the frequencies emitted by the normal. What's left is the paranormal. Okay, let give her some juice." Pi said, flipping on a switch. The thing started making some noise as some parts were working.

"Alright, we locked on to something paranormal!" Pi exclaimed happily. We soon saw two blinking dots on the radar. "Chyah." Pi said as Sabrina gasped and I started to sweat again. "It's... Sabrina and Aaron." Harvey said as Sabrina and I gulped nervously. Sabrina then gasped again.

"That's weird. It thinks Sabrina and Aaron is paranormal. I mean, sure, Aaron is special, but still." Harvey said, looking at Sabrina and Pi and clearing avoiding the word 'magic'. Gee, thanks Harvey. I don't know if that was an insult or a compliment. I said in my thoughts.

"Of course he's insulting you! After all, he still never apologized for forcing you to do things in the name of Sabrina! Or what about him being jealous of you for no reason?! In fact, you could join me and together we can make him pay!" Ares claimed, but I brushed him off. Literally. "No thank you. So bugger off or I'll make you pay." I muttered to Ares, who was now in the trashcan.

"Hmm. And I think I know why." Pi said. "You-you do?" Sabrina asked nervously. "Yeah. I must have set the wrong base parameters. It just needs a little tweaking." Pi said. "Maybe an alien zapped it." Harvey said. "Nah. This puppy is fully protected from paranormal tampering." Pi said.

Sabrina tried to zap the device with magic, which reflect back on her and not only made her hair stand up, but also turned black. Holy Christ, even though Pi never met Tim the Witchsnorter, and might never meet him, he took inspirations from him. In the sense that his device can reflect magic.

"It got triple-strength zap shields. Hmm. Might take longer than I thought. Looks like we're burning midnight oil, mon frere." Pi said. "Sabrina, are you doing something with your hair?" Harvey asked. Sabrina gave a shrug and a big, cheesy, nervous smile.

Later, I was at my computer desk, writing in a notebook. Suddenly, Ares appeared right next to me. "Hey there, Xena's successor." Ares said. "First of all, my name is Aaron. Second of all, I'm not Xena's successor. I may be training with her and your brother's techniques, but I'm not her successor. And three, no, I'm not being your new warlord of the century." I said.

"Aw, but I have a great deal. If you do, I'll give you cookies." Ares said, causing me to give him a unamused expression. "Really? Who do you think I am, Obi-Wan from that Lego Star Wars book?" I asked in a deadpan tone.

"Okay, fine. How about join me and together, we'll make everyone treat you like a normal person?" Ares asked, getting me curious. Though I tried to hide it. "W-What do you mean?" I asked. Yeah, I didn't hide it well, given Ares' smirk.

"I know you gave your chance to be a normal person some time ago. That must have been a kick in the balls. You, a person who been called a freak for all his life, had finally been given the chance to be normal. And in the end, you gave it up for the sake of everyone, most of them are people who treated you like a freak to begin with.

"But if you join me, we'll make all of Greendale pay. No, even better! We'll make the world pay, for treating people who are different than them as freaks! I mean, who needs to be normal, when you can rule over the entire world? Who knows? Maybe Sabrina will fall in love with you if you show brute strength instead of niceness? What'd you say?" Ares asked as I was looking down at the ground.

"...No." I said after a moment. "What?" Ares asked, shocked. "I said no!" I said, looking up at him, narrowing my eyes at him. "But, my offer..." Ares began. "Is pointless, if not hypocritical. You want me to prove to everyone that I'm better than them? I'll prove that, but not the way you want.

"I'll prove that I'm nothing like they say! That no matter what they say or think, I'm the type of person who cares about everyone's feelings. I want to be the person who bring smiles, love and peace to everyone, not fear and hatred! Even if it means I have to sacrifice my own needs for others.

"And I know Sabrina have feelings for Harvey. She wouldn't love me, and what you want me to do will make her hate me. But you ruined it for yourself when even you called me a freak! So, you can shove your deal somewhere else! Because! My! Answer! Is! NO!" I shouted to the war god.

"Oh, I will be back soon. And when I do, you will take my deal. And if you don't, I will send someone after you to be your replacement." Ares threatened as he left. "Yeah, nope. If you think I can replace Xena, you'll come back for me soon and I'll say no everytime. And the cycle continues." I said as I went back to writing.

The next day, in Pi's garage, we put on some paranormal busting gear. I was wearing Hilbert from Pokemon Black and White's outfit for this one. Sabrina, Pi and Harvey were wearing sunglasses and I was wearing tinted glasses. They were the only things I had close to sunglasses that I can wear without inducing headaches or blurry eyesight, like glasses that aren't in my prescription would. Sunglasses would be one of those glasses that caused them.

"This is Galaxy Leader. Nova One, Nova Two and Nova Three, do you read me?" Pi asked us over his radio, despite us being next to him. Probably testing the radio. "Roger." Sabrina, Harvey and I answered in unison. "Alright, Novii. Let's roll." Pi told us.

"Uh, Galaxy Leader." Harvey said before whispering in Pi's ears. "Well, you should've gone before we suited up." Pi told Harvey, as I fell flat on my face. "You mean to tell me that you didn't use the restroom before we suited up?" I asked Harvey in shock. "Uh, no." He said sheepishly.

Later, we were walking around. "We've got a signal. Nova One, give me the reading." Pi, I mean, Galaxy Leader, said. "Uh, the red arrow is pointing to the blue wiggling thingy." Harvey, er, Nova One said. "Excellent. It's a measurable oscillation. Hey, Sabrina. It looks like it's coming from your hood." Pi said.

"Uh, kippy. I already checked my hood out already this morning. Nothing there. Zippo, zilch. Heh. It must be somewhere else." Sabrina said. "Heck, I double-checked it myself. Just to be on the safe side. And even my own neighborhood just in case." I said with a nervous chuckle.

"Science doesn't lie. Let's check it out. And after we do that, we'll check out your neighborhood, Aaron." Pi said as he and Harvey ran off towards the area. Sabrina and I both give each other a nod before using magic in the direction behind us, to mess with the device.

"Whoa! Another signal!" Pi exclaimed as he and Harvey stop in their run. "Even closer." Pi added, turning to face the direction. "That way!" Pi stated, running in the direction. Harvey followed after him. Sabrina took off her sunglasses for a moment. "Phew." She said before she and I ran after Harvey and Pi.

We arrived at the drive-through for Jupiter's Burger. "Hello and welcome to Jupiter's Burger, where your meal is out of this world. May I take your order?" An employee asked us over the drive-through intercom.

"Cool. With this equipment, we can understand everything he's saying." Harvey said, thinking that Pi's device was the cause of that. "Harvey, the guy is human. This is part of the fast food joint." I said, trying not to facepalm. "It's probably emitting an electromagnetic wave that's undermining transverse frequencies." Pi said. Sabrina and I shrugged at that.

"That ought to do it." Pi said, tweaking his device some more. Sabrina and I zap some magic in another direction. "Alright. This time, we got it." Pi said before running off towards that direction. Harvey, Sabrina and I followed after him.

We were going around town, checking random places. Random posters. Even random boys wearing a white shirt, red button shirt, green hat and blue jeans. Yeah, that sounded disturbing. Pi even had a smile until the kid smile, showing his braces. Then Pi's expression deflated, Harvey facepalmed and Sabrina and I started to relax.

Soon, it was evening. "Pi, we've been at this all day. I don't think we're gonna find anything. Maybe the UFO left already." Harvey said. "Right. That's what they want you to think. But a true paranormal investigator never gives up." Pi said.

"I'm not saying it wasn't here. But there's nothing here now. Anyway, I'm tired, I'm hungry and I'm going home." Harvey said as he took off the gear. "I gotta go too, Pi. I'm sorry. See you in school." Sabrina said as she and I took off the gear. "Yeah. Hope you find something paranormal." I added as we left. "But we're so close." Pi said.

I was reading a book, feeling crummy for lying to Pi like that. Yeah, I know, I'm supposed to keep my magic a secret except to one mortal. Which I told Harvey about. But then again, Pi is accepting of everything weird and treats it like the new normal. He's one of the only people who treats my weirdness as average.

Yet, I don't know what would happen if he stumbles on my family history. Knows that I'm not only magic, but also part Saiyan. Would he be excited about the fact that he friends with a magical alien? Angry that I kept it a secret for long? Will he keep it to himself if I ask. Or will he tell the government and they take me away to do experiments, dissect me and in the process, kill me?

Anyways, I was about to turn the page when I heard the magic radar going off. I checked it to see a lot of magic coming from Sabrina's house. And they were all coming from...Zamboni. "Congrats, he just doomed the Spellman's secrets." I said, remembering Pi's device.

Not a minute later, my iPod vibrated. I picked it up and answered, already knowing it's Sabrina. "Yes?" I greeted. "Aaron, I need your help! The entire town is at my doorstep and great-uncle Zamboni is planning on turning them into frogs! Zelda is giving me ten minutes while she stalls Zamboni, but I need your help! Please!" Sabrina begged, sounding like she's on the verge of tears.

"Sure, I'll be there in a sec." I said as I hung up, grabbed the Warp Whistle from the top of my dresser and blew into it, warping to Sabrina's house. When I warped in, I saw Pi pointing his device at the warp light. "Crud, forgot about that." I said with a facepalm.

"Aaron, you're here. Aunt Hilda, quick question. Satellites can pick up and magnify energy, right?" Sabrina asked. "Yeah, I guess. Why?" Hilda asked. "Hmm. If this works...I'm sorry Pi." Sabrina said. "I know, Sabrina. So am I. But it's either keep our secrets safe or let the entire town know." I said. "I know. Let's do it." Sabrina said with a sad sigh as we zapped the satellite dish on the news van.

It then went into the device, causing Pi to be dragged all over the yard. He was then dragged into a mud puddle, with his device having smoke coming from it. "Sorry, Pi." Sabrina said, as she and I zapped Pi's device, making it broadcast a radio station. Soon, everyone was laughing at Pi.

Pi was trying to convince everyone that he did pick up on the paranormal signals, but no one believed him. Not even Harvey as he left. Pi looked down at the ground. "If only you knew, Pi. If only you knew." I said quietly.

"Line him up. It's frogging time." Zamboni said, holding a cauldron. "There's no need. They're gone." Hilda said. "Gone? Excellent. What did you do? Vaporize them? Liquefy them?" Zamboni asked with laughter. "No, they just left." Sabrina said sadly. "Left? That's all? Nobody even got a boil?" Zamboni asked, sounding disappointed.

"Yes, you maniac." I said. "Oh, it's the weird kid again." Zamboni said. "*Sighs bitterly* Yes, I'm the weird kid. And I don't need your approval to do anything, you old prune." I said. "What did you call me?" Zamboni asked.

"We're gonna help Pi clean his equipment. It's the least we can do." Sabrina said, dragging me with her. "Help him?! They should've turned him into bean dip!" We heard Zamboni say as we left the room.

Later, Sabrina and I were helping Pi clean up his equipment. "Looks like no one's ever gonna believe me." Pi said sadly. "I do, Pi." Sabrina said. "Me too." I said in agreement. "Thanks. But you two are being nice." Pi said. We soon saw Zamboni leaving.

"Wow, I wonder what that thing is?" Sabrina asked. "Yeah. It's too big to be a bird, but too small to be a plane." I added. "Huh?" Pi asked, turning around and looking up. "Man, oh man. It's the UFO! That's it! That's it! But it's getting away!" Pi said.

"Maybe you should take a picture of it." Sabrina suggested. "Right. A picture is the proof I need." Pi said, searching himself for a camera. "I don't have a camera." Pi realized. Sabrina used magic to conjure up one. "Here, use mine." Sabrina said, handing Pi the camera. "Chyah." Pi said, accepting the camera and taking the photo.

The next day, he gave the picture to the newspaper and they(by that I mean me, since they gave the job to me) wrote an article about it. "Wow! Alien ship caught on camera!" Harvey said. "That's a UFO? Looks more like my dad's lounge chair." Slugloafe said, causing everyone to laugh at his remark.

"Pi, man. I'm sorry I doubted you." Harvey said. "No problemo, amigo." Pi said, forgiving Harvey. "Come on, Pi. Tell us again how it went down." Chloe said. "It's like I was saying." Pi began the retelling of the story. "Wow! Sabrina, Aaron, can you two imagine? Aliens!" Harvey said happily.

"You know, I think we can." Sabrina said, winking at me. "Yeah, exactly." I said. "It's a good thing you happened to be there, with a camera." Harvey said. "Hey. What are friends for?" Sabrina asked. "To help each other out, even during the difficult times." I said. "Exactly." Sabrina said, nodding her head in agreement.