YEAH MAN! It's time for episode two of MARTH AND ROY'S COOKING SHOW!

Roy: This time it's the Mario Brothers!

Marth: Oh joy...

Blaze: (a.k.a. Tokyo's Burning) This time I wrote it on my own. No help from anybody.

Mario: starts jumping around and dive-bombing Luigi

Marth: Um... oh. Blaze doesn't own any of the Nintendo characters mentioned in this story, and he doesn't own Square Enix, either. Yeah...


Lesson Two: How to Obtain An Egg

Three, two, one, and were on.

Roy: Welcome once again to THE MARTH AND ROY COOKING SHOW!

Crowd: WOOOOO!

Marth: Yes, despite various lawsuits and court hearings, were back.

Crowd: YAAAAY!

Roy: Now let's get started. Today were going to make the great and wonderful chocolate chip cookies.

Marth : (mumbling) Not the way Peach makes them…

Roy: You say something?

Marth: No. So, tell us Roy, who are our special guests today?

Roy: Hm, Oh, there none other than the super Mario brothers!

Crowd: YAY! WOOOT!

Roy: Yes, and we would also like to thank our friends at Square Enix. Without them the older of the Mario brothers wouldn't be here due to, eh, difficulties in our last episode…..

Marth: Yes…. that phoenix down is some good stuff.

Roy: Now let's welcome our guests, THE MARIO BROTHERS!

(jumping from the left of the room comes Mario, and the right of the room, Luigi.)

Mario: HIYA!

Luigi: Hey…..

Roy: Welcome to the show! Today were making delicious chocolate chip cookies.

Mario+Luigi: (Not the way peach makes them.)

Roy: Did you say something?

Mario+Luigi: No.

Roy: So let's get started!

Marth: First preheat the oven to 350 degrease. Once you do that, get your cooking tools such as the ALMIGHTY bowl, and the spoon of JUSTICE!

Roy: Uh…. Oh….. read the instructions on the box or recipe card to decide what you're going to need. Today were going to use a premixed box because, well, I don't know it's easier I guess, so all were going to need are milk and eggs.

Marth: And, because the justice system won't let us get within ten feet of any type of milk, (aww….. I'm going to miss cow tipping), our special guest is going to get it for us.

Luigi: Ok…. (walks to the refrigerator and get the infamous milk.)

Roy: Ok, now, measure out one cup of milk. That's good…. now pour the milk you measured in the bowl.

Luigi: All done!

Marth: Alright, now we need two eggs. Mario, you can do that.

Mario: Uh, alrighty…. (walks to the fridge looks in and sees the eggs)

Roy: While he's doing that, I'll explain the basics of mixing, You can use a spoon or an electronic egg beater, unless told otherwise by the directions, I personally like the electronic beater… (looks at strange Mario) You damned plumber, WHAT'S WYOUR PROBLEM! Oh God…….. not again……..

(looks over to see Mario sitting in the rafters of the ceiling with the eggs.)

Marth: GIVE THEM BACK!

Mario: NEVER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANTED TO COOK BABY CHICKENS! (starts to cry) I …I like chickens….

(Mario jumps from the ceiling and runs out the door followed by Marth)

Roy: He……. likes chickens….I just don't know any more. Oh, hey Luigi, so what do you think we should do?

Luigi: I think you should shoot out his kneecaps and then take the eggs away, but he's my brother so were just going to have to settle with tranquilizer darts.

Roy: (sighs) Again with the tranquilizer darts…..

-Outside-

(Mario busts through the door followed by Marth, they run through the hallways of the Nintendo building at crazy speed. Mario comes to a dead end; He looks to his left, an elevator, no it'll take to long, to his right nothing but a window.)

Marth: There's no where for you to go! Just give me the eggs, and NO ONE GETS HURT!

(Suddenly Mario lunges to his right crashing through the window.)

Marth: Damn it! (Follows)

(They plummet to the ground bellow, the quiet of the building replaced with the noise of every day life in Tokyo. Mario hits the ground and looks around to find himself in the food court of the Nintendo building. Marth crashes through the glass ceiling above and lands a few feet away.)

Marth: Damn you plumber! Give me the egg!

Mario: NEVER!

(Marth lunges for him only for the agile Mario to jump away and run into the streets of Tokyo.)

Marth: I give up, this is crazy….. ( hears a noise from above and looks up to see what it is, just as a assault chopper flys by)

Chopper: MARIO, PUT THE EGG DOWN!

Mario: NEVER!

Marth: I know the voice coming from the chopper… that's Fox McCloud!

Fox: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO GET THIS BABY OUT OF STORAGE! YEEE HAAA!

Roy: (sitting in the back seat next to Luigi), You know, we could just go to the store and get some more eggs….

Luigi: Na, it would be too easy, and not very fun.

Fox: Man he's fast for a fat guy; I'm calling for back up. –CH- Falco, come in, this is Fox! –CH-

Falco: -CH- Falco here! –CH-

Fox: -CH- You're going to have to send in the fast guys for this one! –CH-

Falco: -CH- 10/4! –CH-

(Seconds after that, a blue and red blur pass underneath the chopper.)

This is Sonic the Hedgehog reporting for duty!

Shadow the Hedgehog reporting for duty.

Sonic: What's the situation?

Fox: Mario has stolen some eggs and we need to get them back!

Shadow: Why don't you just go to the store?

Fox: That would be too easy.

Sonic: Understood.

(With this, Sonic and Shadow accelerate to speeds unheard of, several cars and people are blown back as they break the sound barrier and tear down the rode at break neck speeds.)

Fox :( left behind) Wow, that is fast!

Sonic: (Miles down the rode) Were could he have gone?

Shadow: There! looks to the top of a sky scraper to see Mario standing on top)

Sonic: Let's go!

(They turn suddenly to run up the side of the building.)

Mario: No, you wouln't get them! (starts to throw fire balls down the building)

Sonic: Heads up!

(They swerve left and right to dodge the fire balls.)

Sonic: Ahhh, this is what I'm talking about! This is kind of fun, eh, Shadow?

Shadow: I suppose it is—WATCH OUT!

Sonic :( looks up in time to see the fire) Gwaaaah!(and Sonic falls)

Shadow: You Bastard! This isn't a game antmore! (grabs flagpole of the side of the building)

(As he begins the final ascent, fire begins raining down. He cuts through the fire and, despite the burns, keeps moving. He hits the top of the building with such force he's thrown in the air, Mario looks up but the sun blinding him until a shadow appears. Mario trys to run, but it's to late. Shadow lands on him throwing him across the roof. Shadow comes at him the poll raised for attack , Mario doges the first attack with a roll and throws repeated fireballs at shadow, Shadow attacks again cutting through the fireballs while speeding towards Mario, Mario try's to dodge but his foot becomes lodged in an air conditioning vent. He looks up to see shadow, poll raised and then Mario close his eyes.)

Shadow: Gaaaah!(goes in for the death blow)

Sonic: Shadow, stop!

Shadow: Wha, sonic?(Looks up to se sonic in Fox's chopper)

Sonic: They got me before I hit the ground. I'm perfectly fine.

Fox: Well take it from here shadow. (Shoots a net and scoops up the now passed out Mario in it)

Roy: Were going back to the Nintendo building, need a ride?

Shadow: Na, I'm going to the star bucks down the road, I'm needing a white chocolate latte' right about now……

Roy: I know how ya feel.

(Back at the Nintendo buildings food court...)

Marth: Ya know, these roast beef subs are pretty good…. (sees the chopper go by) Hmmm… seems like they're back.

(Back at the studio)

Roy: Back him up, a little more, good,drop him here. (Mario hits the floor)

Luigi: Poor, diluted fool……

Marth: (walks in) So, what did I miss?

Roy: Where have you been?

Marth: The food court was having a foods around the world day, so I sampled a bit.

Roy: ooo, did you get me any thing!

Marth: What kind of question is that? Of course I didn't.

Roy: You're so cruel……………

Marth: HEY! The camera's still on…………….

Roy: Aw, crap…. Well, we're out of time here. We'd like to thank our guests… the Mario Brothers!

Crowd: (At the food court trying the foods from around the world thing)

Roy: To good times!

Marth: And good subs.

This is the Marth and Roy cooking show saying good night!


WOOT! That's chappy two. Next time it's Sora and Riku from Kingdom Hearts turn to guest show! WHOOT! See ya next time! READ AND REVIEW!