this is my story of how and why Solid Snake is in the next super smash bro. game. i hope that you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros. Konami Nintendo(though i wish i did) metal gear solid ninja turtles mentos Grand Theft Auto michihiro ishizuka hot coffee or air
Solid Snake: How he came to the brawl.
Chapter1: incoming call.
Solid Snake, who just finished making metal gear solid 4, was on his couch flipping through channels on his TV when he got a call.
"Snake, I need you to do me a favor." Michihiro Ishizuka, president of Konami said.
"It better not be a sequel to MGS4!"snake replied.
"...why?"
"Cuz I don't want to be in that stupid 'gay old snake' costume again. ESPECIALLY because I got this really bad rash right in the middle of my a-"
"O.K! Can I get back to the point?"
"Oh yeah. Something about a favor?"
"Yes. I need you to go to the Super Smash Brothers brawl try outs."
"Super Smash...oh! you mean that Nintendo thing! Wait... I have a contract with Konami. Technically I can't even think about joining!"
"Nintendo is letting 1 or 2 third party characters be in the next game. Its free publicity for us and..."
Michihiro kept hearing this strange clipping noise on the phone followed by a loud tapping .
"Wh...what is that?"
"What is what?" Michihiro hears the noise again
"T-that noise. It sounds like... you clipping your toe nails!"
"No I'm not!" he clips another and the force of toe nail knocks the phone right out of his hands.
"Snake! Are you all right? Are you being attacked by the la-li-lu-le-lo?
Snake picks up the phone and says ''The la-li-lu-le who?
"The la-li-lu-le-lo. The Patriots. The organization that controls the US. Ring a bell?"
"The organization...riiight...can't you ever make the story line in my games make sense?"
"No! Now go to the try outs, kick everybodys ass, and represent Konami!"
"Wow. Representing Konami. It was a easy choice, right?"
"It was either you or the ninja turtles. We flipped a coin to decide."
"O.K... well I'll go to the try outs now."
"God speed snake! And don't clip your toe nails while you talk on the phone. That's more disgusting than that Easter egg with Eva"
"At least it wasn't as bad as Grand Theft Auto's hot coffee mod."
Snake hangs up the phone, goes outside, inhales, eats a mentos and says ''ahh, mentos! the fresh makers! Now, to the brawl try ou... wait a minute. I don't know where the hell that is!"
Chapter1: clear.
(A.N.)I don't know if at the end of the snake vs. monkey mini game its mission clear or mission complete. if someone has the game, please tell me. Also, this is my first story so please no flames! Thank you! Oh and chapter2 is available now.
