This is chapter2 in Solid Snake: How he came to the brawl. The characters in the story will never act like this, so please, no flames.

Disclaimer: I do not own ANY of the characters, places, products or any thing in this story other than the story line!

Solid Snake: How he came to the brawl.

Chapter2:let the melee begin.

After being lost in the Fields of Fum, San Andreas, The Mushroom Kingdom, and Destiny Island, Snake finally made it to the try outs. While Snake was waiting in a room with other game characters, he saw a really, really fat man walk into the room." Hello there. My name is Mario, and I'll... explain...th...uhh!" he collapses and a level 7 earthquake happens.

"Di-did tubby just die?" Snake asked while 30 employees drag Mario out the room.

"I wish! He just fell asleep.He does that every hour or so to prevent a heart attack."An employee said.

"Actually I think he really is dead," some doctor said " I can't feel a pulse... oh! wait! There is a pulse! Theres so much fat you can barely feel it."

"Really?... Wait! Who are you?" Snake asked.

"I'm House." he replied.

"House? You're not a game character! You're that cripple from TV. Channel five on Tuesdays. Season one on DVD now." Snake holds up a DVD and winks.

"There was a House the game." house said.

Link, one of the managers working there, comes rushing in the room and says "I felt an earthquake, is everyone all right? Oh, no wait Mario just fell again. All right! Since Mario can't tell you the rules, I will. First of all if your game was not on the gamecube leave now! I'm talking to you House!"

"What! Even after I advertised the game boy advance S.P? Screw you idiots! " while House passed link, he gives him the finger and then Link kicks his cane away, making him fall." take that you cripple bastard! I'm glad you got shot!" Link said while taking his wallet.

"Come on House, we cripple must stay together" said Edward, a short blonde boy with a mechanical arm and leg. Him and House later make a group called the Criyps and then they got killed by the Bloods. About half of all the people in the room had to leave since there game was not on the cube.

later...

"O.K. to see who makes the cut in the next smash game we'll settle this like civilized men and have a fight to the death in a tornament!" Link said. Everyone started to cheer. "Oh, Nintendo is not responsible for your injures, trauma, deaths, and S.T.D's. Please, keep that to your self."

So the tornament began, and Snakes first opponent was...Takakura from harvest moon : a wonderful life.

"did you know that cows don't always give milk? They stop before they give birth and one year after." Takakura said to Snake.

"...what?" Snake said in response.

"they also give specials milk after they give birth."

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

"what would you like to learn about Snake? Cows, chickens, or sheep?"

"NONE!...wait! tell me how to take care of monkeys." He said with a sinister grin.

" If you like a girl, give her the blue feather. But make sure she likes you."

"feathers? I was talking about monkeys!"

"you'll be able to make seeds with the crops you grow with a seed maker."

"Huh?"

"Trim your sheep at the end of the year."

"...What the HELL are you talking about!"

"Make sure you brush and hug your animals everyday."

"You know what? Screw this!"

He takes out his gun and shoots him 7 times. In Takakuras last breath of air he says"...Bitch...! Uhhhhh!" Takakura then dies.

"This games winner is... Old Snake!" Says the announcer from Super Smash Bros.

"Who the hell just said that?" Snake asks while searching in the sky.

"I am the announcer from Super Smash Bros. I announce the winner to the audience."

"...W-What audience?" Snake asks.

"THE audience, they have to know who wins so they know who to cheer for,...just listen for yourself!"

Snake takes the Announcer's advice and listens carefully to the wind,

"Snake,Snake,Snake,Snake,"

"Hmmm... I can get used to that!" Snake says while he goes off to the next fight.

Before he enters the room he gets a call from Michihiro Ishizuka on his cell.

"Snake! hows it going so far?" Michihiro asked.

"Going great. I beat my first opponent. I'm on to the next round."

"Good, good! hey uhhh... can you do me a favor?"

Snake pauses for a moment "Another one?"

"Yeah, after your done with the tornament, could you pick up a carton of milk for me?"

"Pick up a... what? why?"

"You see the maid was cleaning out the oven, and there was this really annoying fly buzzing around and it landed on the oven's knob, and reaching for my fly swatter i missed and screamed 'damn it!' and that startled the maid which caused her to jump and bump her head on the inside of it, and you know how cheap that oven is so, yeah it kinda went on by itself and the door trapped her inside, cooking her to a tender crispy golden brown color-"

"OH, MY GOD!" Snake screamed.

"Now Snake please don't interrupt me in the middle of my story, i haven't even gotten to the good part yet-"

"There's a GOOD part in all of this!" Snake interrupts again.

"Snake! Stop it! I'm trying to tell a really good story, now anyway where was i before i was rudely interrupted,...Oh, yes, so she turned to a tender crispy golden color, and the funny thing is i was just laughing my head off, all the while singing 'Burn baby, BURN, Burn baby BURN! Disco inferno, it's getting hot,hot,hot!' and then she died".

silence could be heard in Snakes side of the phone.

"...what dose hell does that have to do with me getting milk?"

" uhh, hello my maid is dead, how am i supposed to get my milk?"

"ok you know what... I'll get you the milk and I'll just pretend that we never had this conversation."

"thanks! ha, oh man i bet you'll never guess what were having for dinner tonight-" snake hangs up his cell, now extremely crepts out and terrified to go home.

"sighs well on to the next fight."

chapter2: clear.

I really hope you readers like my story. I'm working very hard on it. Chapter3 coning soon to a theater near you.