Chapter4 is finaly here. It took longer since I already started the next chapter with 1-3.This chapter came out more action packed than funny. Well, I hope that you all like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, prouducs, places or anything in this story except the story line.

Solid Snake: How he came to the brawl.

Chapter4: Resident dushebag.

After a very strange converation with Michihiro Ishizuka, Snake was ready for round 4. He then saw his next opponent... It was Leon S. Kenndy from resident evil 2 and 4.

"Snake! So your hear too?" Leon asked.

"Yes, and how about we cut the small chat and get this started. The sooner I'm done with this, the better."

"Believe me, this won't take long." The fight began. Leon took out his T.M.P. and started shooting at Snake. Snae easily dodge it and went in to do his C.Q.C. on Leon. But then a strange thing happened. A reaction commad came up that told Leon to press both A and B. He did, and instead of geting his neak snaped, he graved Snakes hand and elbowed him in the face, knoking him down.

"Why you!" Snake got up, but Leon shot his leg, making Snake kneel down. Then Leon kicks him in the face.

"Hey, I thought we were having a fight, not making love to the floor!" Leon said with a grin. Snake then took out his combat nife and threw it at Leon. Leon barly dodges it, but still gets a scrath on his face. "My face! You runined my beautiful face! Thats it!" said Leon. He then took out a rocket luancher.

"WTF? A ROCKET LUANCHER?"

"Not just any old rocket luancher..." he took a shot at Snake. Snake just barely got out of the way. "...an unlimited rocket luancher."

"WHAT? That has to be cheating!" Snake said.

"Too bad!" Leon keeped taking shots at Snake, each shot geting closer. Snake then ran into a dumpster.

"Huh? whats this doing-" Snake then turned to Leon and right when he was about to make the finishing blow he noticed the dumpster. He stopped dead in his tracks, and instead took out his T.M.P. While Snake ran for his life he thought "he could have taken me out. Why didn't he? Wait... if he took me out, the dumpster would have been toast too! I wonder..." Leon then took out his rocket luancher. Snake was then able to take his rocket luancher, point it at the dumpster, and then fire. The dumpster expolded, and Snake heard a sream.

"NO! What did you do?" Leon said. While he was distracted, Snake unpluged his controller and went in for the reaction commad. Since the controller was unpluged, Leon was helpless.

"What? No! Thats cheating!"

"Too bad!" Snake went up and snapped Leons neak, killing him.

"This games winner is... Solid Snake!" The announcer said. "... you do know who you killed in that dumpster, right?"

"No... who did I kill?"

"President Michihiro Ishizuka daughter."

"WHAT?" He rushed over and saw Michihiro's burned daughter."you know, she turned out to a nice tender,crispy golden brown color- WHAT AM I SAYING?" Then his cell began to ring. "Please don't be Michihiro, Please don't be Michihiro, Please don't be-"

Snake! How's it going?" Michihiro asked.

"Fine, Fine. How about you?"

Well, other than geting some stiches on my ass from the fire, I'm fine."

"O.K... you know what I'm just gonna tell you stright out... I... I killed your daughter."

"WHAT? I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU... I wanted to do that!"

"Run that by me again?"

"My daughter was a slut! I wanted to do kill her since the age of 6!"

Snake hung up his cell, turned it of, and said " I'm NEVER EVER gonna answer the phone again in my entire life!

Chapter4: Clear.

Sorry that the chapter was short. It was ment to be that way. Chapter5: Capcom with extra blue, is just around the conner. Now to figure out which cornner...