Chapter5... wow! Truthfully I did not think my story would be liked and that I would end it at chapter4. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, prouducts, places or anything in this story except the story line.

Chapter5: Capcom with extra blue!

Right after beating Leon from Capcom, it was time for Snake to face another, more famous character from Capcom... Mega Man!

"Mega Man... right. This shouldn't be so hard!" Snake said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Mega Man replied.

"Come on! You know your games suck!"

"No they don't..."

"Well they've been the same for 15 years. And you look so gay, that you must have been a part of the village people at one point!"

"IT WAS ONLY FOR A DAY!" He started shooting his cannon at Snake. They were direct hits, but did not effect Snake much.

"Is that the best you got?" Snake said.

"No, it's not!" Mega Man pushed a button on his arm and turned red. Then, instead of shooting energy blasts, he shot fire at Snake.

"Ahhhhh! My ass! This must have been how Michihiro felt during the fire!"

"Here, let me cool you off!" He then changed to dark blue and shot ice. The ice shot Snake's arm, freezing it completely. While Snake was distracted, Mega Man turned yellow, and punched Snake in the stomach, making him go flying away.

"Ha ha ha! How do you like my guts arm?" Mega Man said.

Snake got up from the floor and said, "My gut is flat, my arm is frozen, and my ass is burned. This can't get any worse!"

"Think again!" Mega Man pressed a button, but instead of changing colors, music started to play...

"I like big butts and I can not lie!

you other brothers can't deny,

when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face you get-" he pressed another one and a different song starts...

"Girls just wanna have fun!

Oh, girls just wanna have fun!

They just wanna, the just wanna-" He poundes his arm and finally he turns black.

"Heh... my iPod is connected to my arm! iPods, have thousands of songs on it, and out now, the Video iPod!"

"Hey, you can't advertise my sponsors! Only I can!"

"Well you're about to get defeated, so tough!" He takes out a bomb and throws one at Snake.

"Oh yeah?" He took out a T.M.P. and shot the bomb in mid-air.

"Hey... I don't remember you having a T.M.P!" Mega Man said.

"I swapped it from Leon's cold, dead fingers" He then took a pause and said, "Wait! I should have taken his rocket launcher! Damn it!"

While Snake was talking to himself Mega Man turned dark blue and shot ice at him, trapping him against the wall. He then turned back to normal and said, "Face it. You can't beat me! I'm Mega Man! I'm the blue bomber! I'm-"

Just then secret service people came bursting through windows. One of them grabbed Mega Man from behind while another punches him after every sentence.

"It's a terrorist! It's a suicide bomber!" said an agent.

"No! It's just a name!" Mega Man said.

"Oh! So you have code names! Where is the red bomber? Where is the green bomber? Where is the orange, yellow and pink bomber?"( he is still punching him after every sentence)

"I know where the white bomber is!"

"The white bomber is not a threat to us. But where is the black bomber!" He punches him one more time, throws him in a steel truck, and leaves.

"Uhhh... I won?"

"Yup, you won." Said the announcer.

"Arn't you supposed to say 'this games winner is...?' Snake said back to him.

"Yeah, but it's just getting too repetitive."

"Lazy bastard..." Snake then heard someone screaming "Snake!" Snake then saw Michihiro try to break into a window, but instead justs slams into it, falls, and grabbes a ledge.

"Michihiro? What the hell are you doing hear? And how did you get up here? We're like 20 stories up!" Snake said in disbelief.

"O.K. I wanted to call you but you wouldn't pick up so I came here."

"And how?"

"Would you believe me if I said I used a trampoline thats at the hospital?"

"No." Right when Snake was about to help Michihiro up he slipped and fell.

"SNAAAAAAKE...!" Michihiro said.

Snake heard a loud pound at the floor. "I-I killed Michihiro!"

"I'm still alive!"

"What? How?"

"Would you believe me if I said that there was a box of marshmallows at the bottom?"

"No." He started to go to the next room when he said, "I gotta get rid of him!"

Chapter5: Clear

(A.N) I really don't have anything to say about this chapter5 except that im not racist and the whole white black bomber thing was just a joke. You can say racist jokes and not actually be racist. Chapter6: Hello Dooms day is behind you... so very, very close.