It's pretty cool that my story was up for just a little while and my story has nearly 300 hits. I didn't think that my story would be read until maybe a month later, but the day I putted it on Fan Fiction, I already had a review. Well enjoy...

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Chapter6: Hello Dooms Day

It was time for Snake to go to round 6. When he saw his next opponent, he could not believe his eyes...

"You're... Hello Kitty?"

"Uh huh, and you're Jack, A.K.A Solid Snake. Snake, can you please let me win? Pleeeeeease?" Hello Kitty said with big cute anime eyes.

"So cute... can't... say... no... or...talk... normally!" He took his bandana and put it over his eyes.

"Sorry Hello Kitty, I can't do that. I don't want to fight you, so I'll just advance on my own." Right when Snake was leaving, he heard:

"Wrong answer, bitch!" Hello Kitty said. Snake then turned, put his bandana back up and saw Hello Kitty turn into a giant robotic monster.

"... you sure you don't want to talk this out?" Snake said. Hello Kitty then grabbed him and flicked him away. Snake hit a wall, and she head-butted him deeper into it. She then scraped Snake off the wall, stomped on him, then kicked him away. A football player then caught Snake and made a touch down.

"HA HA! I did it! You saw that dad?" the football player said to his dad.

"Yes I saw it. I'm very proud of you son." the dad said.

"Yeah! Touch down!" he slammed Snake's head into the ground.

Hello Kitty then turned back to normal, went over to Snake and said, "Had enough yet?" she said with the sweetest voice ever.

"N-n-n-never!..." Snake barely said.

"Then perish!" Hello Kitty turned back onto the monster. Snake took out his gun and started shooting, but had no effect. "My body's covered in pure metal! You can't hurt me!" she said, and swatted Snake away.

When he landed he saw a building near him. "Wh-whats that?" After closer inspection, he saw it was a Wallgreens." What are the chances of a Wallgreens being in a fighting arena? Well there's a football field too so whatever..." Snake ran inside and started to look for an item "Come on, come on, a-ha! Here it is!" He grabbed the device and went on line just to see that it was very long. He then could hear Hello Kittys footsteps.

"That would be $25.34" A clerk said.

"Oh crumpets! I don't have enough. Looks like I'll have to put something back. Let's see... the milk or the eggs... milk... eggs... milk... eggs... I'll just put the bread back." said an old lady.

Snake now could hear Hello Kittys breath. "Ah... Oh F--- this!" he took out his gun and started shooting everyone. He went up and placed the money on the counter. But then Hello Kitty ripped the roof off Wallgreens and grabbed Snake. The clerk then said, "You forgot your change!"

"Can you tell me if I have any cavities?" Hello Kitty said. She was just about to eat him when Snake said:

"Why don't you eat this?" He threw the device into her mouth.

"Why you-" just then Hello Kitty started to implode. "WH-WHATS GOING ON?"

"I just threw a portal to another dimension in your stomach, that's all."

"WHAT!" Hello Kitty then poofed out of existence.

"Amazingly, this games winner is... Solid Snake!." The Announcer said.

"And I couldn't have done it with out Wallgreens. Life isn't perfect, but then there's Wallgreens."

Then the Announcer heard the door open. It was his son.

"Hi dad!" said the son.

"Hey son! How'd your test go?"

"Uhhhh... what test?"

"Now son, don't lie to me. I'll love ya no matter what!"

" I... I got a 99."

"WHAT? A 99? YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A 100!"

"NO DADDY NO!" Snake could hear the son getting beat up with a bealt.

"WE'RE WINNERS! WINNERS! A 99 IS NOT WINNING!" Then the wife came in.

"Stop it! Don't do that to my son!" the wife said.

"So you want some of this?" he started beating the wife.

"Bitch, you better get into that kitchen and make me dinn-" The announcer stopped. He remembered that Snake was still there. Snake's jaw was so wide open it could touch the floor.

"Ummm... you heard that, didn't you?"

"Uh huh." Snake said.

''Yeah... well if you ever tell anyone about this I'll f---king kill you!"

"... O.K."

"All right... see you in the next round.''

Right when Snake was about to go into the next round, Michihiro came rushing through the door.

"Snake! I finally found-" Snake rushed into the next door and locked it. "Snake? You locked the door!... Please let me in! I don't have any friends! Snake!"

"Leave me ALONE!" Snake then turned around and saw his next opponent...

Chapter6: Clear

"What? Nobody likes cliff hangers!" Snake then went to my house and smashed my head in the computer, shocking and severely burning me. This happened recently. A doctor is bandaging my head as I type. Chapter7: Break it down, old school style coming after my operation...