After coming out of the hospital, scolding Snake for what he did, and getting a new computer I finally was able to make chapter7. Read the story, leave a review and have a nice day.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, products, places or anything in this story except the story line.
Chapter7: Time to Break it Down, Old School Style!
Snake then saw his next opponent... a big bunch of bricks.
"Bricks? This is what the cliff hanger was for? Bricks?" Snake turns and shoots me.
"God... it's the Tetris bricks you ass! Just turn around!" Snake took my advice, turned around and saw the bricks transform in to a gigantic robot.
"I am the Tetris bricks. Before you ask, it was my game that keeped the gameboy alive, so they let me compete, even though there is no Tetris on the gamecube." The Tetris bricks said.
"What the hell? It talks?" Snake said in disbelief.
"I do more than that you pathetic fool." The Tetris bricks then turned into a cannon and shot Snake away. Snake then got up and threw a grenade in the cannon. The grenade exploded, making all the bricks go everywhere.
"Easy... too easy." Snake said.
"That is correct." the Tetris bricks then came back together, and formed a chainsaw.
"Snake. It is me. Michihiro. I have come to greet you." said Michihiro. The Tetris bricks was about to cut Snake in half, when Snake took Michihiro and used him as a shield. The Tetris bricks then went through Michihiro.
"GAHHHHHH..."Michihiro screamed. Snake then saw robotic parts and wires in him.
"What the hell?" Snake looked up and saw the real Michihiro standing there with a remote controller in his hands.
"Snake! You broke my new robotic clone of me! You owe me 3 payments of $19.95!" the real
Michihiro said, standing at the door. Snake, while avoiding being chainsawed, went over, closed and locked the door again.
"Oh come on Snake! It took me forever to unlock this door!" Michihiro said.
"Just go away!" Snake said. The Tetris bricks then turned into a hand and grabbed Snake, crushing him. Snake was just barely able to drop a grenade to make an explosion that made the Tetris bricks let go of him. The Tetris bricks then turned back into a robot.
"I am the ultimate character! No one can defeat me!" The Tetris bricks said.
Michihiro then rammed the door open. The door went flying, hit the Tetris bricks leg, and made 10 bricks line up, making them disappear.
"Ahhh!" The Tetris robot kneeled down. Snake was then wondering what just happened.
"Just like in the game! Line up 10 and they're gone. Michihiro, I'd say I love ya but I'm not that kind of guy!" Snake then rammed into the Tetris robot's leg, forcing it to hit the other leg, making 3 sets of 10.
"Stop that!" the Tetris bricks said. It keeped trying to transform into something to fight back, but Snake would take away too many bricks, not letting it transform properly.
"NOOOO! I am Tetris! I am all mighty! I am God! I am-"
"Toast!" Snake then made the last row of 10.
"No, I am not toast, I am Tetr-" the last 10 bricks disappeared, and Snake won the fight.
"This games winner is... Solid Snake!" said The Announcer.
"Man, can't wait to tell people on MySpace about this adventure! MySpace a place for friends. Customize it any way you want. Make friends with people on the other side of the world."
Snake then turned around and saw Michihiro with big puppy dog eyes."... O.K. I'll put you on my top 8!"
"Actually I want to come with you. My place is gone, and no one, not even the hospital, wants me to stay with them."
"Fine, fine...(but you're not gonna be on my top 8!)"
"YES! You can be Snakeman and I'll be the RatBoy wonder!" Michihiro said while getting out and putting on a rat coustume.
"No."
"Snakeboy?"
"No"
"Snake jr.?"
"No."
"Mr. Sodium?" Michihiro said while in a giant K costume.
"Maybe."
"Hmmmm... I can't think of any other side kick name!"
"How about Michihiro?" Snake suggested.
"That name is a bit gay... but you're the boss. Michihiro it is!"
"O.K... what have you been smoking lately?"
"Nothing, just eating multi-colored mushrooms." he took a bite of a mushroom, and his eyes started to swirl.
"You just gotta try this Snake! It feels like you're clearing your mind!"
"More like destroying brain cells." Snake said. Michihiro then ran into a wall, and then he went back to normal. "You done?"
"Yup... I wanna do it again!" Michihiro was about to take another bite when Snake snached the mushroom out of his hands."If you wanted to try it, you could have just asked!"
Snake threw the mushroom out a window and said "Let's just go...(God? Do you hate me so much that you make me have to deal with this idiot?) - "
Chapter7: clear.
I can't believe that in 3-4 days I wrote 7 chapters. Well they are pretty short, so it's not so hard. I wonder if my story will ever become a big hit? nah... Chapter8: Licence to killed denyed coming... probably soon.
