Man, I can't stop writing! I acually have up to chapter10 all ready. Sorry it took so long to post. My computer broke down, so I could not acess the internet. This is the semi finals, so my story is coming to a close(whaaa). Time for chapter8...
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, prouducts, places or anything in this story except the story line.(or do I?(dramatic music playes.))
Chapter8: A licence to kill denied.
After Michihiro joined the party, it was time for Snake to go to the semi-finals. He went into the room and saw his opponent... James Bond.
"Holy S---! It's James Bond! Can I get your autograph Mr. Bond?" Michihiro said while on his knees with an autograph book out. "Just sign in the middle of Snake and... Snake." Since he did not have any friends he got Snake to sign every page of his autograph book.
"Always glad to sign for a fan." James Bond said and signed Michihiro autograph book. Michihiro then skipped over to Snake.
"I hate you." Snake said to Michihiro.
"Hmmm, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention." Michihiro said.
Right when Snake was about to kill Michihiro, he saw a servant man walk in with a drink.
"Here is your drink, Mr. Bond" said the servant.
"Ahhh thank..." James took a sip, and paused.
"Is something the matter?" said the servant.
"This is stirred. I LIKE MY DRINKS SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!" he took the glass cup and smashed it on the servants head.
"AHHHH! What the hell man, WHAT THE HELL?" the servant said while bleeding in the head.
"It's my trademark! Shaken, not stirred. Have you ever seen any of my movies?"
"Well, no but that gives you no right to-" James took out a gun and shot him in the leg.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" James grabbed the servant's hair, and repeatedly slammed his head into the wall.( the'' ...'' means James slammed the servants head into the wall)
"Never... make... this... mistake... ever... again... you worthless... servant!" he threw the servant to the ground."Now get me another martini, and this time you better get it right!" The servant then crawled away. James then turned to Snake.
"As you can see, I'm a very kind gentlemen." James then sees a lady (who some how got in the fighting arena). He went over and said, "Nice legs. When are they open?" The lady then peppered sprayed him, kicked him in the balls, and round house kicked him in his face.
"Yup, you sure are." said Snake mockingly. He then noticed that James guard was down. He took out his gun to shoot him, but Michihiro went in the way.
"What are you doing? This is the James Bond! You can't just shoot him!" said Michihiro, pushing Snakes gun away.
"Stop that or I'll shoot you too!" Snake then shot into the ceiling, knocked down a light, and the light hit Michihiro in the head, making him unconscious. "Well, that'll keep him out of my hair until this fight is over." James then got up from the floor.
"Sorry about that!" he said.
"Can we get on with this? I really want to go home." Snake said.
"All right. But first, let me get something out of my suitcase." he took out a suitcase and opened it. A mini machine gun came out, and started to automatically shoot at Snake. While Snake was running, he threw a grenade at the machine gun, but the machine gun just shot it in mid-air and went back to trying to kill Snake.
"Just has one shot at this..." Snake stopped running, took out his gun, and shot the head of the machine gun off. Then there were a bunch of flashy lights and a man with a teddy bear walked up to Snake.
"Here's your prize sir." said the man while giving Snake the teddy bear.
"Why thank you-" Snake then thought. "Wait... I don't remember the teddy bear being one of the prizes... oh well!"
"Looks like I have to get serious."James said. He then took out a gun and shot at Snake. Snake then threw the teddy bear in the line of fire. But when the teddy bear was hit, there was a giant explosion.
"Hey... that prize was filled with gun powder!" Snake said to the man who gave him the teddy bear.
"This is a carnival! What did you think we filled the prizes with? Stuffing?" said the man.
"Not only was that teddy bear combustable, but this is no regular gun. It's the platinum gun. It turns normal bullets into exploding bullets." said James Bond.
"Now's the time for me to run, isn't it?" asked Snake.
"Yes, yes it is." James said. He then started shooting at Snake, as he started to run. James then got a shot close to Snake, and the explosion made Snake to go flying away.
"I have to find a way to unarm him... I got it!" Snake then took a gas tank (which he conveniently found sitting right next to him) and threw it at James. James shot it, and the explosion knocked him back, making him drop the gun. Snake then picked up the gun.
"Who has the upper hand now?" Snake was just about to shoot when James took out a small device and pressed a button on it. The gun started to rumble. Snake at the last second threw the gun in the air, and the gun expoded.
"What the hell just happened?" Snake said in confusion.
"Do you think I would actually let someone else have fun with my guns? I have a self destruct feature on ever one of my weapons." James then took out a jet pack and flew up. "It's time for me to say farewell."
"You're leaving?" Snake asked.
"No, you are." He then took out a golden gun. "This is the golden gun. If I shoot you any where on your body, it's a automatic death!" he then started shooting at Snake, but Snake just jumped and grabbed onto his shirt. "Let go of me!" James then punched Snake, making him fall back down. James was about to shoot Snake when the gun started to rumble, and then expoded. James then noticed that Snake has all his self destruct devices.
"I didn't go up to give you a hug, I went to steal all of these." Snake said with a grin.
"I should have not told you what my weapons do." James said.
"Yup, you shouldn't have." Snake then pressed all the self desturct devices and saw exposion happen every where on James Bond.
"AHHH! OHHHH! HEEEE! I'M A LITTLE TEA POT- AHHHH!" James then exploded.
"This games winner is... Snake!" said the announcer.
A piece of James' jet pack went flying away and hit Michihiro on the head, making him conscious again.
"I want a pony... what the? Snake! Uhhh, who you fighting?" Michihiro asked.
"I was fighting James Bond, but he's dead now." Snake said.
"What? How could you do that?"
"Lets just go to the final round."
"O.K. But I'm keeping this!" He lifts up James Bond head. Snake then gagged.
"Just one more round, one more round and I'm done with this whole thing."
"Hey, we should make our own fanfiction story about this adventure, and put it on FanFiction, free you soul, free your mind." said Michihro.
"Now who would want to read a story like that?" Snake said.
Chapter8: Clear
After I'm done with this story, I'm gonna start a new one. I already have the ideas in my head. Chapter9: A Fisherman vs. A Snake Eater is ready now.
