Because I am making fun of Snake, every time I see a Metal Gear Solid game I just laugh. I hope you like chapter 9.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, prouducts, places or anything in this story except the story line.

Chapter9: A Fisherman vs. A Snake Eater

This was it. After fighting Takakura, a clavat, Sephiroth, Leon S. Kennedy, Mega Man, Hello Kitty, the Tetris bricks, and James Bonds, it was time to face his last opponent in the tournament... Sam Fisher.

"Sam Fisher? First you steal my game play, now you try to steal my postion in the next Super Smash brothers game? Thats it. Your going down!" Snake said angrily.

"First of all I borrowed and improved your game play, and second, you never had a chance to be in the next Smash Bros. game." Fisher responded.

"Round 1: fight!" Michihiro said with a bikini on. Snake saw him, and threw up.

"What the hell are you doing?" Snake said after puking.

"Well I thought that I could be one of those people who hold up a card that says which round it is. To put myself to use, you know?" Michihiro responded.

"No." Snake took duck tape and taped Michihiro to the wall, covering his mouth.

"Mumble mumble!" Michihiro tried to say 'Snake, why?'.

"Lets go, Fisher." Snake said.

"After you, Snake." Fisher said.

The fight then began. Even though Fisher had more advance weponry, Snake had the upper hand in fire power, hand to hand combat, and everything else.

"Face it Fisher, I have the upper hand in everything!" Snake said.

"Looks like I should even the odds." Fisher then shot out every single light in the room.

"What the? I can't see a thing!" Snake said.

"But I can!" Fisher started to shoot at Snake, so all Snake could do was run and try not to hit a wall. But, in the end, he did.

"God... stop stop stop!"Snake said.

"What?" Fisher asked.

"I got a nose bleed."

"Ohhh... just tilt your head forward. You should be fine."

"Sniffs O.K. I'm fine."

"You sure Snake? Don't wanna take 5 minutes or something?"

"Nah, im okay, just keep trying to kill me like you were doing."

"O.K." Fisher started shooting at Snake again, but then ran out on bullets. "Damn! I have to reload!"

"Now's my chance!" Snake used his sence of hearing and heard a gun being reloaded. Snake took out his gun and shot in that direction.

"AHHHHH! What are you doing Snake?" Snake acually shot Michihiro.

"Michihiro? What are you doing with a gun?" Snake asked.

Michihiro then said, "I was gonna help you fight Sam Fisher but if you didn't want my help, you should have just said so. Not shoot me in the arm!"

"Oh screw it! I chose you, pikachu!" He threw a pokeball and a pikachu came out. With light coming from pikachu, Snake grabbed it and threw it in a light bulb socket.

"PIIIIIKAAAAAA!" pikachu sceamed. Pikachu's electricity illuminated the room, but killed it.

"Where the f--- did you get a pokemon?" Fisher asked.

"Hey, the story had to continued some how." Snake responded. He then ran up to Fisher, punched him to the ground, and continuously punched Fisher in the face.

Snake then said, "Take this, and that, and one of these, and one of those! AHHHHHHHHHH...!"

3 hours later...

"...HHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Michihiro then came up and said:

"The announcer said you won hours ago. That'll do Snake, that'll do." Snake then noticed that he punched the skin right off of Fishers face.

"Sooo... I won? I won! I did it! Now a word from our sponsors." Snake said.

Michihiro then came up and said, "Lets see... first aid kit: $9.95. More ammo: $20.57. Hearing your name be said by the audience: priceless. There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there is debit master card."

Link then came bursting through the room."Congratulations... uhhh..." Link looked at Snake's name tag.

"Richard, for winning the..." Snake looked down and saw, for some reason, his name tag said Richard.

"Snake." Snake said.

"I'll have some later." Link responded.

"No, thats my name, Snake."

"Ohhhh... well uhhh... blah blah blah... you win... yadda yadda yadda... now you get to met the president of Nintendo!" A wall lifts up, and was a shadowed figure.

"Thank you Snake... for eliminating the competiton for us." The figure said.

"Eliminating the what?" Snake said.

"You heard me," he then walked into the light and Snake saw it was Kratos from God Of War.

"There was no tournament. This was all made up. Not one of the people here are actually from Nintendo," Snake heard that, turned around, and punched Link in the face. "Except for Link and Mario."

"Ohh... sorry." Snake said to Link.

"Oh, no problem." Link said sarcastically.

"You were just a pawn in our hostile take over!" another figure said. He went into the light and Snake saw it was Master Chief from Halo.

"SAY WHAT?" Mario, who just came in the room, said. He was now at regular size, and not a giant blob of pure fat.

"How'd you get like that?" Snake asked.

"It's called Lipo suction." Mario said. Then turned to Kratos and said, "Why did you make this tournament anyways?"

"So no third party character would help the Wii." said a third figure, who was Lara Craft from Tomb Raider. She then said "Microsoft and Sony teamed up to get rid of Nintendo."

"Snake, your games are a hit on the PlayStation. Come, and help us destroy Nintendo!" Kratos said.

"Nobody uses me as a pawn in some stupid polt twist. You guys, and girl, are going down! You with me?" Snake turned to Link and Mario.

"I was born ready! For Hyrule!" Link said.

"Let's a go kick some non-Nintendo ass!" Mario added.

"I would help if I didn't just soil my pants." Michihiro said while walking away.

This was really it. After all of Snakes fights, this was his last one.

Chapter9: Clear.

I wounder if anyone saw that coming. Maybe, maybe not.Chapter10: Wii shall prevail!

is the final chapter in Solid Snake: How he Came To The Brawl. Don't miss it.