Authors note: thank you everyone who has reviewed! You guys are so nice and non-flame reviewers. Well I originally was going to put this up on Tuesday but since you guys were so nice, and my computer wouldn't let me watch the Naruto videos properly, it is up one day earlier people in background applauds just so people won't get confused I use the star thingy () as showing that someone's doing something if I'm typing in bold around it (ex. right now); I'll just make the letters bold if it's an action in the story where the typing is regular. I use the italics if some one is thinking something. Sorry if it's a bit different from before but I will stand by these ways from now on I promise, if I don't I'll think of a punishment then do whatever it is. Now I would like to thank the person who gave me the idea for this story drum rolls Gunnergirl! Thank you Gunnergirl for the fabulous idea for this story without it I don't think I could've made it this funny (or at least I think it's funny) well thank you those who gave me ideas too but I liked her's the best so here it is!
Mr. Crepsley: now whose cell should I use for the prank call to Gavner. Well there's only one way to figure it out: e-ny mene miny moe…. And you are it Darren's phone! Yes the vampire gods have let me extract my revenge on both Darren and Gavner! Now I shall start the pay back! Presses the buttons for Gavner's cell number. Tries out different voices before finally calling
Gavner: Hello, Gavner Purl speaking.
Mr. Crepsley: (Using fake voice) Gavner Purl, YOU have just won a trip to an all paid for expenses trip to an under water hotel with whatever band you want playing! And that's not all! you get free admission to their lovely club of single girls who are looking for a mate who has a great personality and who don't mind loud snoring. So what do you say Gavner would you like to go here?
Gavner: of course I would when do I start packing?
Mr.Crepsley: Now just wait a minute big guy you have to answer one question before you can have the trip. Are you ready?
Gavner: of course! Anything you have I can answer truthfully no matter what!
Mr. Crepsley: Good then you have 3 seconds to truthfully answer this question: Have you ever had an intimate relationship with a guy before?
Gavner: …
Mr.Crepsley: 2 seconds remaining!
Gavner: … coughs
Mr. Crepsley: oh and your out of time! If you want that trip your going to have to tell me where and how.
Gavner: …Well you see it was only once with my friend Larten Crepsley, we were sharing a coffin and well I just knocked him out and well I… you know. He's very horny when he's unconscious. Good kisser too, if I had the chance to do it again I would take it but only with him otherwise I'm all for the ladies.
Mr. Crepsley:…(using real voice) OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WHEN I WAS UNCONSIOUS! I FREAKING TRUSTED YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GAY. HOW COULD YOU TELL SOME ONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS HORNY! OH MY GOD!
Gavner: Larten!… um it's not true? What happened to the guy I was talking to, I want that trip now before you kill me!
Mr. Crepsley: YOU GAY FAGGOT THAT WAS ME! THERE IS NO TRIP! IT WAS ALL MADE UP AS A JOKE.
Gavner: No trip! But I- what about all the ladies who- you suck!
Mr. Crepsley: not as much as you do. OH God I'm going to be sick. Starts hurling
Gavner: Larten are you okay? If you want I can flit over there to comfort you.
Mr. Crepsley: stops hurling NO! I swear that if you come anywhere near me I will hurt you so bad that your going to die come back alive and die a very painful death again. Do I make myself clear!
Gavner: crystal. But I still l-
Mr. Crepsley: if you say that I will tell the whole mountain that you are gay and I have it recorded so you can't deny it.
Gavner: wait how are you recording this?
Mr.Crepsley: Darren's cell phone can record conversations.
Gavner: then it has it recorded that you are horny and you puking. So you'd have to admit that little secret about yourself.
Mr. Crepsley: I hate you. How about we never talk about this EVER again and get on with our lives.
Gavner: fine but just to be safe I'm getting some one to bury me in a coffin for a month incase you have the sudden urge to kill me. Bye.
Mr. Crepsley: well I'm not going to sleep in a coffin for a while. Now how to erase this recording. Presses some buttons. NO! he has a lock on that and I don't know his password. I can't ask him it or else he'll be suspicious and he can't keep a secret! What am I going to do? This would be an excellent time if I was one of those wizards in that book, what was it harer potty? Harket pott? Harry potter? That's it harry potter! Wait why am I thinking of some book when I should be trying to get his password.
(thirty min. later)
Mr. Crepsley: why doesn't he be like a normal person and have his password as his birthday? I've tried everything. Typed in Debbie, Darren , vampire, Evra, cool, and the list of everything he's ever liked. Maybe I should start with things he hates.
Darren walks in on Mr.Crepsley cursing at his phone for being so mean and having a stupid password.
Darren: Mr. Crepsley why are you cursing at my phone? And why do you want to know my password?
Mr. Crepsley: Oh! Um hi Darren. Well I umm… lets go for ice cream!
Darren: Yay ice cream! I want chocolate.
Mr. Crepsley: Well then come on! I'll flit us there. I can't believe he fell for that.
They flitted to an ice cream parlor.
Mr. Crepsley: so Darren, what would be your password for something, hypothetically speaking of course, for oh I don't know let's say your cell phone?
Darren: Eating ice cream by stuffing large amounts in his mouth. oh that's easy it's cell phone.
A/N: it's more readable if I didn't use grunts and misspelling for Darren.
Mr. Crepsley: your password is cell phone?
Darren: nods head
Mr. Crepsley: I have to go to the bathroom so you can have my ice cream if you want. Gets up and goes to the men's room. Hehehe now lets see if this works. types in cell phone. Wow it worked now lets see where my recording is… wow Darren has a lot of recorded messages I guess I'll have to here them to see which ones mine.
Record 1:Darren: I like pie. Pie is good. Pie is deffinatly the best food.
Guy: um who is this and why are you calling me?
Darren: because I am your bestest friend in the whole wide world! I luv you!
Guy: um your scarying me so I'm going to go now.
Darren: buh-bye mwhahahahahahahahah
Rec.2 Evra: 'ello Darren? OMG! I lyke have the greatest news. I have a totally new outfit!
Darren: Lyke O my gosh really. How pink is it!
Evra: it's lyke the pinkest of pink and it has my girl Kelly Clarkson on it. Girly scream of excitement
Darren: also screams in excitement Evra why are we pretending to be prep boys?
Evra: cuz damn it girls like guys who wear pink and act like preps.
Darren: but we sound like prep girls not guys and what about Debbie?
Evra: she's cheating on you man. Can you really believe she still likes you after you didn't say good-bye? Besides she probably told all the girls how horrible you are and you know girls and their gossip. That is why we must act like gay preppy guys. And you need to work on that scream.
End of recording.
Darren: Walks in to the mens bathroom. Mr. Crepsley why are you listening to my recordings?
Mr. Crepsley: because Darren if you don't erase every recording in this phone I will tell every vampire in the world how their beloved prince is acting gay for random girls to like him and how he prank calls every one to say he luvs them.
Darren: fine then give me the phone and I'll erase everything. Takes phone and erase everything in it except the last one that says made today. Gives it back to Mr. Crepsley but puts it to menu instead of recordings.
Mr. Crepsley: I am going to send this to Kurda so you wont terrorize random people anymore.
Darren: WHAT! Why Kurda? When will I get it back?
Mr. Crepsley: you won't. Kurda has a very bad cell phone that misses a lot of calls so incase something important comes up we know he will get the message.
Darren: I want more ice cream.
Authors note: sorry if it wasn't as good as the first but I'm brain dead right now so that affects the story. I'M SO HUNGRY! I didn't eat lunch and I never eat breakfast so that's why my brain go dead. Hope you some what liked the story and I'll try to eat so the third chapters's not so bad. Please review and give me ideas for the 3rd chapter plz!
