"The Abunai"

by Mikitainugirl

(There is a demon called the Abunai on the loose. It causes many people to do strange things. Why? You'll find out as the story goes on. Inuyasha went to try and stop it, but when he comes back, it will not be the reaction they expect from him.)

Kagome: Where's Inuyasha? He should be back by now. I hope he's okay.

Sango: I'm sure he's just fine. He'll probably be back soon.

(Miroku spots two nice looking young women talking to one another, and he mischievously goes over behind them. I think you know what happens next—if you know Miroku.)

Women: Aaahh!

(The women turn and look at him angrily.)

Miroku: How's it going ladies?

(They stare at him like mindless zombies.)

Miroku: Umm… Okay, this is an unusual reaction. Usually I get smacked or something.

Sango: You're hopeless. But they do look weird huh? Umm, excuse me? Are you two okay?

Women: Attack womanizer!

Sango: Ooh! Miroku run!

(The women lunge at Miroku and smack both of his cheeks before he can run. The sound of the contact causes them to stop.)

Woman 1: What happened?

Woman 2: Where are we?

Miroku: Whoa! Two red hand marks… Ow! Two sore red hand marks!

Woman 1: How did you get those?

Miroku: What! Are you being sarcastic?

Woman 1: No I'm really serious. I don't even know what I'm doing here.

Sango: You mean…you don't have any idea of what just happened?

Women: No.

Woman 2: We need to go.

Woman 1: Umm, yes. Goodbye.

Sango: Okay, goodbye, I guess.

Kagome: That was weird.

Shippo: Yeah. What was that all about?

(They see Inuyasha coming back.)

Kagome: Hey! You're back! Did you take care of the demon?

Inuyasha: I think so. I don't know.

Kagome: What do you mean you don't know?

Inuyasha: I just… Miroku what happened to you?

Miroku: What does it look like? Anyway, what's with you Inuyasha?

(Inuyasha suddenly looks at Miroku like a mindless zombie.)

Inuyasha: Kill!

(He unsheathes Tetsusaiga and tries to kill Miroku.)

Miroku: Why is everyone after me! Aaahh!

Sango: Inuyasha!

(Inuyasha turns to Sango.)

Inuyasha: Kill!

Sango: What the…! Aaahh!

Kagome: What is going on Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: (To Kagome) Kill!

Kagome: Aaahh! Why are you trying to… (Dodges) Whoa, kill every one!

Inuyasha: Kill!

Kagome: That's it! Snap out of it! (Snaps fingers)

(Inuyasha stops.)

Inuyasha: Whoa… What happened? I feel brainwashed.

Sango: Now you're trying to pull off what those women tried to pull!

Inuyasha: What? What the hell are you guys talking about?

Shippo: What happened to you Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: (To Shippo) Kill!
Shippo! Whoa! Noooooo!

Kagome: Hey! (Snaps fingers)

(Inuyasha had Shippo by the collar of his shirt.)

Inuyasha: What the…! Why am I hanging on to you?

Shippo: I don't know… Just don't kill me!

Inuyasha: Why would I do that? I know I feel like strangling you sometimes, but really, I wouldn't go so far as to kill you.

Kagome: Now I get it! Nobody say his name!

Miroku: Why not?

Kagome: He's hypnotized.

Inuyasha: What? Are you loony?

Kagome: No, listen. Whenever your name was said, you tried to kill the person who said it.

Inuyasha: And why would I do that?

Kagome: I just told you! You're hypnotized!

Inuyasha: Oh yeah.

Kagome: The snapping sounds knock him out of the trance.

Sango: Oh and that explains the women too. So, how do we get Inu—uhh, him out of the spell?

Miroku: Hey, I've heard of this before. In order to get rid of the hypnotic spell, the demon that cast the spell must be slain.

Inuyasha: Okay then Let's go.

(While traveling on, they come across a village where they notice something.)

Kagome: Hey. Isn't that Koga?

Inuyasha: Oh great. Not him again.

Sango: He's destroying that village! You know what that must mean!

Inuyasha: Yeah. He's a demented psychopath.

Sango: No Inu—uhh, he's hypnotized! Duh!

Inuyasha: Eh, I'm stickin' with my theory.

Kagome: Koga, cut it out! (Snaps fingers)

Koga: Huh? What am I doing here in this mostly destroyed village?

Inuyasha: Because you're the stooge that destroyed it!

Koga: You again mutt! I'll get you now Inuyasha!

Shippo: Oh no! He said his name!

Koga: So what?

Inuyasha: Kill!

Koga; Oh shit!

Kagome: Ooh!

(Frustrated, Kagome decides to just smack Inuyasha instead, you know, to let off some steam.)

Inuyasha: Huh? What am I… oh. Was I about to kill you Koga?

Koga: Yes! What's your problem!

Inuyasha: Hmm… That's actually not such a bad idea. That would solve all my Koga problems.

Kagome: Sit boy!

Inuyasha: (Whack!) Ow! I was being sarcastic!

Koga: Thank you dear sweet Kagome.

(Koga makes Inuyasha jealous when he puts his arm around Kagome.)

Koga: I will protect you forever.

(Inuyasha is still on the ground. He spots an anthill next to him and gets an idea. He smirks as he puts the ants on Koga.)

Koga: Kagome, I am—Yeouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ants! Red ants! Ow! Ow! They're biting me! Ow! It stings! Ow!

Inuyasha: Hahahahahahaha! Now that's funny!

Koga: Whoa! My butt! Woo hoo hoo! EEEEYOUCH!

(He jumps around smacking himself all over trying to get the ants off.)

Koga: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Kill!

Koga: No! Get, Ow, away!

Kagome: (Rolls her eyes and snaps her fingers)

Inuyasha: Huh? Whoops.

Koga: Ow! I'm outta here! Ow! Ouch! Damn it!

Kagome: You can't leave! We have to keep an eye on you!

Inuyasha: Why on earth do we need to do that?

Koga: She thinks I'm irresistible.

Inuyasha: You want to know what I think…

Kagome: No. No. We have to keep an eye on him because he's hypnotized! And remember, don't say Inuyasha. (Gasp)

(Whoops! Kagome said it again! Well they finally settle their little disputes and travel on, Koga accompanying them.)

This is a little something I did a long time ago as well, and I thought it was funny. I found my old stories and I couldn't help but submit them. There will be another part to this one, don't worry. It gets even crazier when Sesshomaru comes in. Hee hee…