The Abunai (Part 2)
(While the group+Koga travel along, Koga can't keep his eyes off of Kagome. She notices this and gives him a polite smile. This triggers something in Koga.)
Koga: Die! (Jumps toward Kagome)
Kagome: Aaahh! (Smacks Koga)
Koga: Huh? Why do you look so scared Kagome? And why does my cheek burn?
Sango: You tried to kill her…
Miroku: When she smiled at you.
Koga: (in panic) Oh no! I'm so sorry Kagome! I'll make it up to you! I'll—
Kagome: It's okay. Apparently someone smiling at you triggers your hypnotic killing spree. Weird.
Koga: That explains why I destroyed that village when that woman politely smiled at me.
Inuyasha: Likely excuse.
Sango: Let's be on our way.
Shippo: Yeah, before a brawl breaks out.
Inuyasha: Hmm… Hey Koga… (Smiles)
Koga: Die Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kill Koga!
(They had both triggered each other's hypnotic spells and started a big battle. They end up ripping each other's clothes off!)
Kagome: Oh my goodness! (Snaps fingers)
Inuyasha/Koga: WTH!
Miroku: Wow! What a match! Gee, I didn't know it was a nude match.
Inu/Koga: (Blushing) Aaahh!
Kagome: Hee hee…
(As they continue on, Inuyasha and Koga keep arguing.)
Sango: Would you two just cut it out!
Miroku: Hey look. It's Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Destroy male population!
Miroku: Oh boy! Here we go again! Aaahh!
Inuyasha: Leave him alone Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: (Looks at Inuyasha) Destroy male dog!
Inuyasha: Hey!
Kagome: Stop! (Snaps fingers)
Sesshomaru: What's going on here?
Kagome: Don't think I'm a nutcase, but you're hypnotized to destroy every male you see, as far as I can tell.
Sesshomaru: You want me to believe that?
Sango: Yes, it's true. Inuyasha and Koga are hypnotized too.
Kagome: Right, oh but don't look at them.
Sesshomaru: Why? Are they too ugly?
Kagome: No, you'll try to kill them! Sango, you make sure that while we are traveling, don't let Sesshomaru see any males at all.
Sesshomaru: Okay, let me get this straight… You want me to travel with… you, and you don't want me to be gay?
Kagome: No! Pay attention! Gee!
Sesshomaru: Don't worry. I'm not gay anyway.
Sango: Just shut up and come on! Good grief!
(They continue their travel, trying to keep the three-hypnotically-insane posse from harming anyone else.)
Sango: Male citizen! (Covers Sesshomaru's eyes)
Sesshomaru: Aww, let me cause some trouble…
Sango: No! Don't look! I'll have to keep your eyes covered.
Kagome: He couldn't even look in the mirror or he'd try to destroy it… or himself.
(Inuyasha and Koga are arguing.)
Kagome: Would you two cut it out!
Koga: I'm sorry. I would never harm you my dear, sweet Kagome.
Kagome: (Smiles) How sweet of you to—Oh no! I smiled!
Koga: Die!
Inuyasha: No! Get away! (Knocks Koga down)
Kagome: That was close! (Snaps fingers)
Koga: Whoa! How did I end up on the ground? Ow…
(Inuyasha has his arms around Kagome protecting her.)
Koga: Oh, I see what's going on here.
Inuyasha: That has nothing to do with it!
Koga: Yeah, sure it doesn't.
Inuyasha: I was protecting her from you!
Koga: Oh, did I just…
Kagome: Uh-huh.
Koga: I am so sorry! Damn, I want this spell off me!
Miroku: Ahh, a tragic fight of love. How romantic.
Shippo: That's typical of you Miroku.
Miroku: You don't understand do ya kid?
Shippo: Stop calling me a kid!
Miroku: Hang on a second! We're in demon territory. Hey guys! Stop feuding and be alert!
(They all look around, except for Sesshomaru since Sango has his eyes covered.)
Shippo: The Abunai!
Sesshomaru: Where!
Inuyasha: Let's get it!
Koga: You're dead meat freak!
Miroku: I'll take you on!
(Inuyasha, Koga, and Miroku attempt to destroy the Abunai, but it's too powerful, considering its name means "dangerous.")
Sesshomaru: What the hell is going on!
Kagome: I have an idea! Sango! Let him go!
Sango: What! Are you insane! He will—
Kagome: He will destroy the Abunai! It is a boy… I think.
Sango: Great idea Kagome! Hey guys! Get out of the way a second!
(The three of them move and Sango releases Sesshomaru's eyes, causing him to face the demon.)
Sesshomaru: Destroy male demon!
(Sesshomaru begins to destroy the demon in an out-of-control youkai form himself! The others just sit back and enjoy the show.)
Kagome: Potato chips?
Inuyasha: Yay! Dried potatoes! Sour cream and onion? Yes!
Miroku: (Stroking Sango's butt) Just like a drive thru movie.
Sango: In your dreams! (Smack!)
Miroku: Yep. Every night babe.
(Sesshomaru destroys the Abunai, and the spells are broken.)
Kagome: Finally it's over!
Inuyasha: I could've done that! You should've said my name!
Kagome: Then you would've tried to kill me!
Inuyasha: Oh right. I forgot.
Koga: Kagome my dear, we shall meet again soon. Now, I must be on my way.
(He attempts to walk toward Kagome, but Inuyasha trips him so that he lands on an anthill.)
Koga: Hey! I'll get you. You—SHIT! OW! Ow! Oh no! Red, ow, ants! Aaahh! It stings!
Inuyasha: I never get tired of that. Hahahaha!
Koga: I'm, ow, outta here! Whoa! Ow! I'll, ow, get you next time, ow, mutt! Ow! Ouch!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Kill! … Just kidding. Hahahaha!
Kagome: That was not funny!
(Kagome storms off and Inuyasha follows her.)
Inuyasha: Wait! I was just kidding!
Sesshomaru: This has been weird. I'm out of here.
(Sesshomaru leaves, and Sango and Miroku stand there in confusion.)
Miroku: Now that all this is over, what do you say we make our dreams come true?
Sango: (Sarcastically) Oh okay. And what do you have in mind? Oh wait! I already know the answer to that!
Miroku: So, what do you say?
Sango: Go jump off a cliff!
Miroku: Only if you come with me hand-in-hand. (Takes her hand) See, I just want to be nice Sango. People change.
Sango: Yeah, well I've never been convinced! (Snatches hand away)
Miroku: I love a challenge. (Grope)
Sango: That's it! I'm going to force you off this cliff!
Miroku: Aaahh! (Runs away)
Sango: (Smiles) I knew that would do the trick.
So ends the second chappie to The Abunai. More to come. In the next chapter, Inuyasha gets amnesia! How will this affect everything! You'll see. Mwa ha ha!
