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As a detective, Hakuba always noticed when something was amiss in any situation.

For instance, when Aoko wasn't swinging her mop around chasing a certain magician around the room for flipping her skirt.

The blonde detective noted that it was casual Friday and Aoko wore jeans. (Kaito was fidgeting all day, looking at the blue eyed girls pants, determined that they would turn back into the usual skirt.)

The half Brit wondered why he didn't just change them into a skirt himself…he was a magician.

But now, the feeling he got was not only that something was out of place, but foreboding.

Kaito cackled manically. "NOW! TIME TO LIGHT THE FIRE!"

That's right.

Kaito was surrounded by lighter fluid, matches, kerosene, and wood.

Not a pretty picture.

"Kuroba…" Hakuba cautioned.

"It's TIME!"

"How…how much lighter fluid did you put on there?"

"Not too much. Just sprinkled on there…"

"What about the Kerosene?"

"None." He smiled manically.

Being the detective he is, he dually noted that the once full tank was now empty.

"What was in the kerosene tank?"

"GASOLINE!"

"DEAR GOD DON'T-"

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Conan looked out the window to the detective agency when he heard a faint boom. And a small faint cloud of smoke over the horizon. "Wonder if it's a fire…" he noted before going back to his comics.

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"DAMNIT KUROBA YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US ALL!"

"Just him I think…" Akako commented.

"RELAX TANTEI! We're all alright and we have FIRE!" he glanced at the fire with much admiration. "Now we are REALLY CAMPING!"

"At least we're not REALLY dead…"

"YOU GUYS I'M BACK!"

"AOKO!"

"I brought dinner!"

Hakuba noticed the slight excess of drool coming from the side of Kaito's mouth. "Whaz for dinner!"

"FISH!"

Hakuba snickered at the now pale magician. "Now we have fish Kuroba-san. Now we are REALLY camping."

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