GOS: Okay everyone, once again this is a half chapter. It was nothing to do with the story. It's just us being stupid, and random. Sorry for the long break of non-chapteriness. I've been busy with school.

Shrimpy: If you think this is part of the story...IT'S NOT. I'm not going to sit here and read reviews asking dumb questions about this content. This scene is a joke a bit of humor a curtain break, for pete's sake...Haven't you ever been to a show where there's an intermission? Go to broadway, and see a random show...get some culture in you.

...or just stay at home and play video games...whatever works for you.

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Chapter 10.5

Linkamation!

Zelda and Link were walking along, peaceful and serene, when suddenly Link had the bright idea to open his mouth.

"Y'know..." He mused to Zelda "This would be so much batter if it were an Anime."

"What?" Asked Zelda, "That's the dumbest Idea...what idiot told you that!"

"No, seriously, hear me out!" Link held his hand up defensively.

"Fine, I'm listening."

"Okay...first of all..I want big, pointy eyes like this!" Link held his hands to his face in demonstration.

"Oh, for the love of-"

"No, just give me a chance!"

Zelda tapped her foot, annoyed, but still listening.

"I'll get money, 'cause anime sells really well, right?"

"So does this series...in case you weren't paying attention..."

"Yeah, but...it'd be better...with more...merchandising! Yeah! And people dressed up like us!"

"Yeah, that's what I really want...more middle-aged men, dressed up like you...that's very attractive."

Link sighed, and opened his mouth, closed it again...then opened it to speak. "But...there is one thing that most anime have that we don't..."

Zelda sighed and turned back to Link. "What? Pandas?"

"...no..."

"Spaceships? Guns? Owls that don't talk?"

"No...better than all that!"

"...What, then?"

"Well..." Link grinned wickedly. "In most anime...there's on main character...usually a guy, right?"

"Yes," The princess deadpanned. "We have that too...you're it, remember, knuckle-head?"

"Uh...yeah..but in anime, the series is usually titled after the hero..."

"No way! I'm not letting you have the title just because you're the hero!"

"Hey! I work my butt off, and for what? Not even a title screen!"

"You have a title screen, fairy-boy!"

"That's a sub-title! It's not the same!" Link cried.

"Cry, cry, cry...you're never gonna get anywhere with that kind of attitude!"

"Hey, I'm the one running around at the bottom of the screen...I want a Title! And look at this new one...'Twilight Princess'! They're giving you a Title and a subtitle!"

"Whiney!"

"Greedy"

"Kappa!"

"Brat!"

"Guys!" Navi jangled annoyingly. "Shut up! It doesn't matter who gets the title...geez..."

They continued in silence for a moment...until Link snickered. Zelda let it go, for a time, but as they went along, the snickering grew louder until it was giggling, then full-bellied laughing.

"What is wrong with you now?" Zelda sighed at him.

"I just realized the best thing that anime has, that we don't."

"Like what?"

"Tons of hot babes!"

"...you..." Zelda stared at him dumbfounded. "You're an idiot!"

"I'd have all the attractive women after me..in cute little sailor skirts!"

"You already have half the female population of the game after you...what more can you want, Kappa?"

"Well..in anime...all the women have these humongous, jiggling-" Link began.

"OKAY!" Zelda cried, cutting him off. "Hey! What's wrong with me, then!"

"You're boobs are too small."

"I'm a thirty-six 'C'!" Zelda cried, outraged.

"In anime terms," Link told her demurely. "That's barely an 'A' cup."

"You...perverted monster!" Zelda screeched, reaching into an indefinable place behind her. "If you want to be 'anime' so badly, I'll show you how I'd be in an anime universe!" Pulling her hand back from where she had been reaching, Zelda revealed her 'anime-style' weapon of choice: The 'Mallet o' Fairy-Killing.'

"I do believe I'm going to enjoy this..." She grinned evily down at him.

"Oh, dear Goddesses..."

---------Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo--------

"Hey, Akane," Ranma asked. "Where's that Mallet you're always carrying around?"

Akane smiled, looking up from her book. "I lent it to a friend."

--------Back with our heroes---------

Link had never felt such pain as he was reduced to a scrumming pile of elf-goo.

"Y'know," Zelda smiled from above his prone form. "I think you're right...I like Anime!"