Okay I forgot what chapter this is now. Okay its 5. Whatever. My moms mad at me… again. What did I ever do to her? Oh well can't hurt to just write. This isn't her computer in any way. That happens to be the one little thing keeping me happy for now.
Disclaimer: see chappies 1 or 2
Chapter 5
Blonds Don't Play Fair.
Emey blinked, she was sick and tired of being in a car with no other girls. She got to play around with the other half breed, a plus, but compared to all the little minuses it was nothing. She was in constant company of smoke and there was nothing of any substance when it came to drinking. Emerald Casada Masaki was not a beer fan, nor did she like wine. She had major problems with champagne as well. She was also used to working as a bar tender even if she had been forbidden from it, and underage. She had loved the atmosphere; smoke aside, the music, the people, and Laura. Oh crap, no, don't go there. No thinking of her it had been her choice to stay where she was. They were supposed to stay in the next town. Maybe there would be a bar. She needed one, and badly at that. She flipped open her laptop again. Goku looked over to her "Hey can we listen to that one song again?" he asked cheerily. Emey smiled, nodding. She had managed to get the boy onto her side and he liked music almost as much as she did. There were some things he didn't get along with, but so does everyone else with ears. She pulled up a music player and reached up to her left ear to make sure she was wearing the earring. Goku had decided he wanted to listen with her after he had heard her singing one night. She had given him another one of the silver metal pieces. He hadn't had a piercing so she went on ahead and did it for him. From then on they had constantly been listening together. Sanzo did seem annoyed at the loss of Goku to banter with Gojyo. The kappa had taken him as a second to boredom, and he was not found of the situation. It had been three days sense the 'games' began. It was going all right, Sanzo didn't put up as much of a fight against it as they had hoped. It was still worth it though. Goku decided to hum along with the music, Sanzo's eye twitched. Goku continued to hum. Emey noticed the small tweak of Sanzo's muscle, and choose that particular moment to start blowing and popping bubbles in her gum. Gojyo snickered inwardly; oh they were driving the blond insane. Emey popped again, Goku hit a strangely high note, and Gojyo lost the fight against his laughter. Sanzo lost control of his hand. A white blur flew across the back seat and skimmed over the tops of all three heads. Gojyo yelped "Man that shit ain't funny!"
Goku merely sat rubbing the spot on his head and wincing. Emey however took a more direct approach. A dark smile formed across her face "Oh please let Hakki have as good a sense of humor as I am led to believe he does." She thought. The her voice went sugar sweet and candy coated with sarcasm "Oh my god. I found Sanzo's theme song!" she chanted much like a teenage groupie. Then she clicked a different track and a few buttons on the laptop so the music played through the speakers instead of the mental COM from the earrings. (AN: the lyrics you are about to read pertain to the character listed above. If you have an issue with this being used to make fun of him in anyway I could give less of a shit I am writing this for people who like funny things myself included and any flames will be deleted. I also don't own this band or song. Actually I don't own the CD either.)
Passenger side I slide on in
Vinyl seats soft
from the heat of the sun
Chewin' on a Slim Jim can't stop
thinkin' 'bout him
Yeah yeah yeah he's the one
OoooooOoooooOoooo life's so sweet right here in the passenger seat
OoooooOoooooOoooo yeah life's so sweet
When I look to my
left see his suntanned hands
His muddy river hair and his
thousand acre plans
I'm all shook up like a quarter in a can
Ain't life sweet
In the passenger seat
I daydream of me
and a cold cotton pillow
and the feel of his skin
The window
sill smiles and before I know it
I'm miles away sittin' next
to him
OoooooOoooooOoooo life's so sweet right here in the
passenger seat
OoooooOoooooOoooo yeah life's so sweet
When
I look to my left see his suntanned hands
His muddy river hair
and his thousand acre plans
I'm all shook up like a quarter in
a can
Ain't life sweet
Shiftin' those gears, baby 1, 2, 3
And he shifts those ocean eyes back to me
Can't imagine a
moment any better than this
Then we kiss
OoooooOoooooOoooo
life's so sweet right here in the passenger seat
OoooooOoooooOoooo
yeah life's so sweet
OoooooOoooooOoooo life's so sweet right
here in the passenger seat
OoooooOoooooOoooo yeah life's so
sweet
It's life so sweet
It's life so sweet
It's so
sweet
In the passenger seat
Life's so
life's so
Life's so sweet
Right here
Sanzo did not find this amusing at all. He turned around in his seat and grabbed hold of Emey's arm "If I ever hear you referring to anything you have in that twisted little head of yours as something related to me I will kill you!" Gojyo and Goku were still laughing. Even Hakki was chuckling a bit. Emey couldn't focus on what was being yelled at her, if she did she wouldn't be able to breath. Finally the whole mess died down a bit and everyone stopped laughing. Then a small hic came from Goku. Sanzo twitched another small hic came from the brunette. Followed by another and another. Gojyo burst out laughing again. Emey tried her best to keep her composure, but the progressing look of annoyance on the blonde's face was very amusing and she as well began to laugh again. Shots rang; apparently the monk didn't find anything about the situation amusing. The rest of the day was spent annoying Sanzo in other random ways, some of which Hakki actually scolded them for. That night was spent in a town, however the process of Emey going to the bar was from then on considered a joking matter. She had come back, along with Gojyo, almost completely plastered. Both were sick the next morning and teased thoroughly by a certain brunette. And the story continues from there.
