Raw, November 17, 2003

Shane walked into the arena and went straight to his locker room. He had a small surprise inside, but he didn't know. He opened the door to see none other than Kane and Marissa. Shane stood in the doorway. He stared at them, and thought about it for a second.

"Uh…sorry. Wrong locker room." Shane said. He began to turn around when Kane spoke for the first time. "No. You're in the right place." He said, staring at Shane. Shane turned to face them again. "We wanted to smash your face in before Raw." Marissa said.

"Well, what's stopping you?" Shane asked. Marissa looked to the side. Austin stood there. Since his team won at Survivor Series, he was allowed to open up a can of whoop ass anytime he wanted. He approached them. "I am. If they kick your ass before the show, I'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass on them. I had enough of this shit, where Kane walks around attacking people. I'm sick of it. I need talent, and the fans are happy to have you back, Shane. I want to keep it that way." Austin said.

"Austin, I appreciate your concern. But, I'm standing right here. I'm sure Kane is dying to hit me. Let them take their best shots." Shane shouted, in a challenging voice. "You stubborn S.O.B!" Austin shouted. He started to think. "Well, the man said we could hit him…" Kane said. "Hold on, I'll get that thing you gave me." Marissa said as she turned around to find it.

"Armageddon…"  Austin whispered. Shane got so disgusted with everything that he left his locker room, in search of Rob Van Dam. "Damnit!" Kane screamed. Marissa turned to face them. "Where'd he go?" She asked. "He left. Next time, you HAVE to move faster!" Kane shouted back at her. Austin got so sick of this whole Marissa/Kane thing that he left the locker room, leaving Kane and Marissa (AHHHHHHH!).

                                                                                  Raw: On the air

The fireworks went off. Raw was officially on the air. The glass broke, and out came the Co-G.M. of Raw. Stone Cold Steve Austin marched to the ring as the fans cheered for him. He entered the ring. Everybody except Rob and Shane kept their distance from Austin, because Austin was able to beat the hell out of anyone he wanted.

"I've noticed a big turn around from last nights Survivor Series. Roll the footage." Austin shouted into the mic. Footage was shown from Survivor Series. The footage was Marissa turning on Shane to join Kane. It was still hard to believe for most people.

"Well, after watching that… I'm still confused. Just before the show I happened to see Kane and Marissa backstage, planning a good way to take out Shane McMahon. So, Marissa, I want to see you out here right now." Austin shouted. Marissa came out to Kane's music, (Finger Eleven's 'Slow Chemical'). They didn't cue the pyro for her, because they needed it for something else. She pranced down to the ring like a slut. She got into the ring to face Austin.

"Do you realize what you've done?!" Austin shouted to her. "No. Actually, Mr. Clean, I don't know what you're talking about, either." Marissa replied to Austin. "Hopefully the 'Texas Rattlesnake' won't bite Marissa yet, J.R.!" Jerry Lawler screamed to J.R. Marissa looked around the crowd. A large 'slut' chant started, followed by an 'Austin' chant.

"You tore the heart out of Shane's chest and broke it in front of the world! That man, who is MY friend, is a wreck. That's what you did, Marissa! And let me tell you this, I'm not going to let you pick at Shane's heart. ESPECIALLY that you're with Kane!" Austin shouted. He wanted to go on, but Marissa stopped him.

"HAH! B.S.! Shane was the one who turned on ME! I bet everything Shane told you about that night was a lie. Just like him." Marissa said. The fans started the chant that means a superstar was dissed. Austin wanted to hit Marissa SO bad, he was seeing stars just by holding back his punch.

"I've had enough of this crap, J.R.!" Screamed Jerry Lawler, as he stood up. He proceeded to climb on top of the announce table. "Shane O'Mac! Shane O'Mac! Shane O'Mac!" He screamed. The fans were cheering along with him. Pretty soon the chant was blared out by 'Here Comes The Money.' Shane made his way onto the ramp, and the arena exploded. The fans were cheering so loud, it was unbelievable.

Shane got into the ring and asked Lillian Garcia for a mic. She gave him one and smiled. He turned towards Marissa. "Marissa, you have it backwards. I never turned on you. I put my life on the line for you. It was you who turned on me. Maybe this will ring a bell for you… For better, for worse. For rich, for poor. In sickness, and in health. Until death do us part." Shane said. He was repeating the wedding vows. "You repeated those exact words to me on September 14, 1996. The day we got married. The day you put this wedding band on my finger." Shane continued.

"Shane… Don't start this… Please…" Marissa begged. "Marissa, let the man continue. This is very interesting." Austin said as the fans started laughing. Austin was being amused by a serious matter. "Stay the hell out of this, baldy!" Marissa shouted at Austin. "Pay attention to me, slut, asskisser..uh, Marissa rather." Shane started, but bursted into laughter, as did the fans and Austin.

"Marissa, what made you break these vows?" Shane asked once he stopped laughing. "You did. I never realized until recently that you are such a jackass. You attacked Kane on July 28th for what? You are such a little baby!" Marissa shouted. "I attacked Kane to get revenge for MY mother. There is a big difference between you and me, Marissa. I protect the ones I love. But, you're just like my father. You DESTROY the ones you love. Anyway, that's a good enough explanation. AS OF NOW,  IT'S OVER! WE ARE THROUGH!" Shane screamed as he took off his wedding band and threw it at Marissa.

The fans were cheering, and Austin was happy. "Alright, Shane!" Jerry screamed. "Way to go, kid!" J.R. shouted. "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Shane O'Mac said so!" Austin shouted into the mic. The glass broke as Shane and Austin walked up the ramp to go backstage. Marissa was humiliated and she was crying in the ring, holding Shane's wedding band in her hands.

                                                                                  Backstage

"Out of all of that I forgot to make a match!" Austin shouted, as he high-fived Shane. "That was tremendous. Way to go, Shane-O!" He said. Shane was laughing. His smile came to a grin as he said "Oh no. Here comes the p.i.t.a." Austin thought about what is could mean for a second, then laughed. "Shaney… Please re-consider…" Marissa pleaded. "Nope." Shane said. "Shane Brandon McMahon! Please?!" Marissa begged once more. "I said NO!" Shane screamed.

Marissa made a mad face. "There's going to be hell to pay!" She shouted as she stormed off. Shane turned to Austin. "Is she gonna make me wear makeup?" He asked Austin, but he didn't get an answer because he laughed. "No. She's gonna send me in here to do something about it." Eric Bischoff said as he entered the room. "Hey! It's B*tchoff!" Shane shouted as Austin and the fans chuckled. "I've had enough of your mouth, Shane." Bischoff said through gritted teeth. "How could you have enough of it, you didn't even meet it yet." Shane said.

Bischoff was about to answer, but Marissa cut him off. "Good. That makes two of us." She said, entering the room with Kane behind her. "Can't you count?! Three of us!" Kane shouted. "This night keeps getting better and better…" Shane sighed. "Bischoff, Kane, Marissa, Shane-O, I wanna see you 4 in the ring at 10. Now, Eric, Kane, and Marissa, get out of my locker room before I open up… I mean we open up cans of whoop ass on 'ya!" Austin shouted. Eric ran out of the room.

"Do you two want a can or 2 of whoop ass?" Austin asked. Kane growled like a caged lion and left. Marissa smacked Shane across the face and kicked him in the shin. She proceeded to leave. Austin looked at Shane. "Can I kick her ass?" He asked Austin. "No, but I can make an Intergender Tag so you could help a Diva kick her ass." Austin said. "Yeah… Sounds like a good idea…" Shane said.

                                                                                Intergender Tag

Shane went down to the ring. He was followed by his partner, Trish Stratus. Marissa came down, followed by her partner, Evolution's Randy Orton. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed, that if there is interference from Kane or Evolution, then Marissa and Randy will be temporarily suspended and they will be escorted from the building." Lillian Garcia announced. Randy looked pissed off and so did Marissa.

Shane and Randy started out. Randy had a small advantage by attacking the abs and the rib cage of Shane McMahon. Shane quickly regained his strength, punching Randy in the mouth, drawing blood from his lip. Randy kicked Shane as hard as he could in his stomach. "Oh no, J.R.! Hopefully there's no…" Jerry started, but couldn't finish. "Blood. Is that what you were gonna say, King? It's too late now." J.R. said. Randy kept stomping and kicking Shane's stomach, and soon enough, there were masses of blood pouring out of Shane's mouth.

Randy tagged Marissa in and she started to kick at Shane's chest and stomach. Shane shoved Marissa and then he tagged Trish. Trish came running into the ring and attacked Marissa. Trish pinned Marissa, and it would've been a 3 count if Randy didn't come in and break it up. Shane came flying across the ring and knocked Randy out. Shane grabbed Randy and took him outside the ring. Trish bulldogged Marissa and pinned her. "1-2-3!" The referee, Tim White, counted down. "Here are your winners, Trish Stratus and Shane McMahon!" Lillian shouted.

Trish and Shane hugged. Shane was careful to keep his mouth away from Trish so he wouldn't get blood on her. They were celebrating when Evolution's Ric Flair and Triple H (Paul) came out. They went into the ring, and Randy joined them. Evolution stared down a confused Shane McMahon and Trish Stratus. Shane lightly pushed Trish behind him so he could protect her from harm.

Triple H approached Shane with a mic. "Hey Shane-O. How are 'ya? Long time no see. Well, you know me. I'm Triple H. This is the 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair. This over here is the 'Legend Killer' Randy Orton. We make up the team called Evolution." Triple H told Shane. Shane turned and whispered to Trish. She left the ring. Evolution didn't care too much about Trish, they wanted Shane.

"Evolution stands for the best in this business. The best of the past, the present, and the future. You see, Shane, we're interested in your talent. You're a big risk-taker, and that's what we like about you. Evolution is looking for a new member, and you have everything we need. Think about it, Shane. You could be a champion." Triple H continued. Shane stood there. Obviously, he was interested in what Evolution had to say.

"Naitch over here hasn't seen anyone quite like you. Randy over here wants to 'kill another legend.'  Don't make it be you, Shane-O." Triple H continued. Shane got a mic from Lillian Garcia. "So what you're saying is that you, Triple H, 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair, and the 'Legend Killer' Randy Orton want me, Shane McMahon to be in Evolution?" Shane asked.

"WOOOOOOOOOO! You bet we do, McMahon! You see, you're crazier than anyone I've ever met! WOOOOO!" Ric Flair screamed into the mic as Shane wiped some spit off his face. "Hmmm, what if I refuse your offer?" Shane asked. Randy took the mic. "Then I guess I'll have to squash another legend." He said, getting into Shane's face. "If you're talking about me, Randy, I'm not considered a legend." Shane said as Randy backed away from Shane.

"Shane, my buddy, you should be." Randy said as he leaned his arm on Shane's shoulder. Triple H took the mic. "Hey, girls, I mean, guys in the Production truck, roll the footage I gave you." He said.

They showed footage of Shane when he was a referee at Wrestle Mania 1990, (but then he was known as Shane Stevens, lol). They showed a lot of highlights from his career. They showed all of his risk-taking moments, including Backlash 2001, KOTR 2001, Summer Slam 2000, and many other matches he had. They even showed recent clips of him, from July 28th up to Survivor Series.

The fans started chanting. They knew that is was a scheme planned by Evolution to lure Shane in, so they can use him to rise to the top. 'Just say no! Just say no!' They cheered. Evolution took a look at the fans and grinned. They thought that they won Shane over by sucking up to him. But, they were very surprised by Shane's answer.

"That was really nice of you guys. But, I'm going to refuse your offer. If I joined Evolution, I would drag it down. I'm not as highly ranked as you guys are. You're right about 2 things. Evolution has the best of the past, and the best of the present. But, I'm not too sure about the best of the future." Shane said, staring down Randy Orton, who was considered the best of the future.

"What the hell did you say, McMahon!?" Randy said getting in Shane's face. Ric Flair grabbed Randy and dragged him away from Shane so Randy wouldn't do anything stupid. Shane started to walk out of the ring when Triple H spun him around. "What did you say your answer was?" He asked Shane. "I said no." Shane said. He managed to run out of the ring and get backstage before Evolution could beat him up.

                                                                                    Raw: 10:00

The glass broke as Austin made his way to the ring. Followed by Shane, Eric, Kane and Marissa. Austin already had a mic from backstage, and so did Shane. So, the rest of them got mics from Lillian Garcia. Austin had a clipboard with a pen and contracts.

"Ok, its 10, and all of you are here in the ring as I asked." Austin said as he showed the clipboard with one contract. "Austin, please get down to business." Shane pleaded. Austin looked at him and nodded, acknowledging what Shane asked.

"What I have here is a few contracts. One is for Marissa. In order to be standing in this ring, you have to have a contract. So, sign it now before I kick you out of this arena. Or, I'm pretty damn sure that Shane would love to do it for me!" Austin screamed into the mic. "Oh, hell yeah!" Shane screamed. Marissa quickly snatched the clipboard and signed the contract. She gave it back to Austin, who smiled. "Are you sure you don't want to read that? Oh well. Too late now." He said as he smiled again.

"Now, Eric, I asked you to come out here for a reason." Austin began. He stopped when Evolutions song interrupted him. Randy Orton stepped onto the stage with a mic in hand. Austin looked pretty pissed off.

"Excuse me, excuse me. Randy Orton here. I just wanted to deliver a message to the punk Shane McMahon." Randy said. Shane directed his attention to the stage, where Randy was standing. Then, footage came on the Titan Tron, with Linda McMahon handcuffed inside a car, with Ric Flair and Triple H standing outside. Shane looked like he was standing in the 13th level of hell.

"Does this woman look familiar to you, Shane?" Triple H asked. Austin quickly directed his attention to the stage, as did everyone else. Marissa was shaking, because she loved Linda. Randy got a cocky look on his face. "Well if 'ya want her, come get me. I hear you love to play hide and seek." Randy said as he turned and ran backstage. Shane sped after him. Surprisingly, Austin was chasing after Shane. "No, Shane! Stop! It's a trap!" He screamed, while chasing him.

                                                                                 Backstage: Parking Lot

Shane reached the car where his mother was handcuffed. "Shane! No! Get out of here! It's not safe!" She screamed to Shane. But, as always, he didn't listen to her. He opened the door and tugged at the handcuffs. They wouldn't budge. He tugged harder. They loosened up. He tugged even harder. The side around Linda's wrist snapped open. She jumped out of the car and hugged Shane.

"Shane! No! Look out!" Austin screamed. He voice was coming from behind. Shane turned around, but, it was a little too late. Shane barely had enough time to shove Linda out of the way of the on coming car. But, he did have enough time to jump up a little bit, which made his knees smash into the windshield, breaking it instantly. The glass shattered all over the place.

The car stopped short after Shane landed on the ground. Triple H and Ric Flair came out and saw Austin and Linda watching them. "Triple H, Ric Flair, you're fired!" Linda shouted as the fans cheered. Austin took out his cell phone and dialed a number. 

"Yeah, this is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'd like to report an intentional hit and run. Yeah. But, no, no. The suspects are here.

Right now. Raw arena right across the street. Yes. Ric Flair and Triple H. Yes. YES. YES. NO! NO! Yes." Austin said as he hung up and smiled. "Police are comin for you boys." Randy soon came out of a room and looked at the car and everyone in the Parking Lot.

"What the hell did you do?!" He screamed at Triple H and Ric Flair. They just stared back, still shocked. Randy walked over to Shane. Shane's pants were torn from his knees to his shins. They were covered in blood. Randy bent down. "Are you ok? I was serious about playing hide and seek. I was hiding. I had no clue this was gonna happen." Randy said as he turned to face Triple H and Ric Flair.

"You two should be ashamed of yourselves. You should leave your business in the ring. But, Shane is MY business. Not yours." Randy said as he turned around and attacked Shane. Shane low-blowed Randy and stood up. Austin was trying to enjoy it, but he knew it wasn't going to end well. "Shane! Stop it! Are you nuts!? Get over here!" Linda screamed at Shane. He turned and walked to his mother and Austin.

"What? He started with me!" Shane screamed, acting like an innocent child. Austin laughed. "Linda, I don't know where you've been but he IS nuts. He's been like that for years!" Austin shouted. Shane smirked at Austin and smiled at Linda. Linda hugged Shane. "Imagine if that car hit you full force. You wouldn't be standing here." Linda said.

Austin looked at Shane seriously. "Hey, he was warned by the both of us." He said. "I know. But it's my mother. I can't let anybody do something horrible to my mother… Especially what Kane did. Now, Triple H, what were you planning to do?" Shane asked.

"Whatever it takes to get your ass in Evolution." He replied. Shane stared at him blankly. Then, Shane approached him. "You were planning to KILL my mother?! And me, if it was necessary?!" Shane screamed. "No, Shane, that's not what it is… You see… We were planning to beat you so bad that you had no choice but to join Evolution. All we want is for you to be in Evolution. You claim that you're not highly ranked? You gotta be kidding me!" Triple H started.

"I'm NOT highly ranked!" Shane shouted as loud as he could. "No, Shane. You might not be. But you sure as hell can HANG with the full timers. Hell, you survived a match against Christian, Chris Jericho, Rene Dupree, and Rob Conway. You might be a part-timer, but you sure as hell can compete with full-timers." Triple H explained. He wanted Shane to be in Evolution so bad that it wasn't even funny.

The cops arrived, but Austin explained to them about what happened. The cops remained calm, but they understood and left. "Humph, tough crowd." Austin said once he came beck from explaining. Shane chuckled. "Triple H, I respect everything that you just said. And I know I can survive with full-timers. But, I have to once again refuse your offer." Shane said. Raw went off the air showing Triple H staring down Shane because he just refused his offer.

Preview, Monday Raw, November 23, 2003: Will Marissa and Kane have a plan to take out Shane? Or will they go for Stone Cold Steve Austin? What does Eric Bischoff have in store for all of the Superstars that follow Stone Cold's rules and play by his games?