Shikashikanaranara: I might be doing more one shots than real stories ok?
Shikamaru: Ah...how troublesome…
Shikashikanaranara: I MY GOSH! SHIKAMARU? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! Lolz
Shikamaru: How troublesome. All I wanted to do in my life was do the job of a ninja normally, get paid normally, marry a women neither ugly, nor beautiful, have two kids, first a girl, then a boy, retire to a life of shougi (right?), cloud-watching, and sleep after my daughter gets married and my son gets a job, and die before my wife. That's the kind of life I wanted.
Shikashikanaranara: well, I wrote this because I was bored, my sister is on my computer, and all of my files are there, so I'm just doing a one shot right now…yeah…
How Troublesome…
"Shikamaru! Get up you lazibum!"Shikamaru's mom shouted through the door.
"You're too troublesome" Shikamaru complained as he changed and jumped out the window.
"Shikamaru! We're going to be late for practice! Hurry up!" Ino yelled, flapping her arms around like a penguin.
"Ino is too troublesome" Shikamaru complained as he ran lazily over to her with his hands in his pockets.
"ALRIGHT TEAM! We are going to start with sparring today! Shikamaru! Fight Ino!" Asuma yelled as he lit up a cigarette.
"Why do I always have to get the girl? Being a ninja is too troublesome…" Shikamaru complained as he got into battle-stance.
Shikamaru suddenly felt light-headed.
'Ino's mind transfer technique is too troublesome' Shikamaru thought as Ino took control of his body and ability to speak.
After a while, Shikamaru found himself on the ground, beaten to a pulp. Apparently, Ino heard the insult in his head.
"Women are too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he painfully got up.
"Shikamaru! Let's go get us some Korean Barbeque!" Chouji declared as he hopped off to the Barbeque restaurant.
"Korean barbeque is too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he ran after Chouji.
"What would you like to order?" The waitress asked as she curtsied to them.
"Ordering is too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he patiently waited for Chouji to finish ordering after ordering water.
"Umm…Shikamaru? I…sorta don't have the money to pay for this…hehheh…"Chouji said hopefully.
"Paying is too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he took out his wallet.
"Bye Shikamaru! And if your ever bored, then call my number!" Chouji yelled a good-bye as he left.
"Being bored and pressing things that make a beeping sound is too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he walked home.
"SHIKAMARU! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!" Shikamaru's mom demanded from the door.
"Chores are too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he got out a broom.
"Shikamaru! Time for dinner!" Shikamaru's dad called.
"Dinner is too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he climbed down the stairs.
"Shikamaru! Wash the dishes!" Shikamaru's mom yelled as she went upstairs.
"Dishes are too troublesome." Shikamaru complained as he took out some soap and a sponge.
"Shikamaru! Take a shower! You smell!" Shikamaru's mom screamed.
"Showers are too troublesome" Shikamaru complained as he took out some sleeping clothes and put them on a rack.
"Shikamaru! Go to sleep!" Shikamaru's dad said.
Shikamaru lay on his bed, mumbling in his sleep. "Life is WAAAY too troublesome…"
Fin.
Shikashikanaranara: Sooo… what did you think? Well, anyways please review!
Shikamaru: Reviewing is too troublesome…
Shikamaru's mom: REVIEW! NOW!
