Sorry I haven't updated in a while... I never had the time to sit down and type. I was always involved with other things. Well, enjoy...
Raw December 1, 2003
Shane arrived at the arena a few minutes later then usual. Shane was still pretty pissed off because he received the surgery on Friday and was unable to wrestle for 4 days. His doctor told him to keep his arm in a sling, but as usual, Shane disobeyed orders.
"Hey Shane! How was the surgery!?" Jerry Lawler asked as he approached Shane. "Don't ask." Shane mumbled; sounding very flustered. "I'm guessing it didn't go well..." Jerry added on. "No, it didn't. Jeremy originally scheduled me for Wednesday but the hospital changed it to Friday for no apparent reason! Now I can't wrestle until tomorrow! Grr... I'm pissed off!" Shane screamed; drawing attention from Earl Hebner, Marissa, J.R, Vince, Goldberg and Booker T. Evolution stopped talking at looked at Shane and Jerry.
"What did you say?" Vince asked Shane. "You heard me..." Shane growled. Eric Bischoff and Stone Cold Steve Austin walked over to Shane.
"Hey Shane. We heard you're whining, so we decided that you would be in a match tonight..." Eric started. "Are you freakin insane, Bischoff?! If you heard Shane then that means he can't wrestle!" Vince shouted.
"Who the hell said he was wrestling?" Eric asked. "You didn't let the S.O.B finish, Vince. He was gonna have Shane as the Special Referee in the match. The match in my own law." Steve Austin stated. "What law?" Shane asked. Steve looked at him like he had 23 heads.
"The Stone Cold Law you moron! I am Sheriff Austin and this is my brand new vehicle." Steve stated as he hopped on his 4x4. Rob came up from behind Steve with Shawn Michaels at his side. "Uh... Steve, you dropped this." Rob told Austin as he gave him a silver cowboy badge, which read 'Sheriff Austin' on it. Shawn giggled and then choked and got serious again.
"What's so funny, Shawn? Thanks, Rob." Steve stated as he put the badge on his shirt, started his 4x4 and rode away. "He is a very confusing man." Shawn told Rob and Shane. They watched Steve ride down the hallway and almost run over various Superstars, including Randy Orton and Chris Jericho.
Raw: On the Air
Raw kicked off with the usual fireworks and the advertisements for matches on the card. J.R. and King welcomed the fans at home and announced that they were live in Seattle, Washington. Austin came speeding down the ramp on his 4x4 to wild applause from the fans. Austin rode
around the ring and parked his 4x4 like the Undertaker would do with his motorcycle. He got into the ring, did his usual and got a mic from Lillian Garcia.
"I can't wait to see the match tonight pitting Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam against Kane. Oh, regarding what happened last week between Kane and Shane McMahon, Shane is unable to wrestle tonight. But in that match, Shane will be the Special Guest Referee. Hell, that's no the only reason why I came out here..." Austin was cut off by Shane's music. Shane walked down to the ring and got in to face Austin.
"Austin, I don't need your friggin sympathy." Shane shouted. Fans were rather confused by his attitude. Steve looked at him. "As I was trying to say before this son of a bitch decided to interrupt me, things on Raw will be changed. Not only am I the Co Raw General Manager, I'm also the Raw Sheriff. Hence the name Sheriff Austin. I can drink beer, raise hell and kick ass as much as I want!" Steve shouted over the mic to wild applause. Shane found himself laughing.
J.R got hold of a mic and stood up from the commentary booth. "Steve! Shane! I just got word that Kane has been bailed out of jail! He attacked 12 police officers and dognapped a police dog! He's heading here early where he was supposed to be escorted by police officers!" J.R. shouted.
"Crimenentlies!" Shane shouted. Steve looked at him. "Well, tell the fat son of a bitch to speed on the highway! I wanna kick some ass!" Steve shouted over the mic. Jerry took hold of J.R's mic. "How the hell can you two be like this? Austin, have you forgotten what Kane has done here on Raw? I mean, what he did to J.R and Eric Bischoff... You to, Austin. Let's now forget Tommy Dreamer, Rico, Mrs. McMahon and you, Shane! Kane is a monster. Remember what happened last week?" Jerry asked.
"King, I'm sure I speak for Austin when I say we appreciate your concern. But, I have a trick up my sleeve at Armageddon. I'm not worried about tonight. I'm sure Austin isn't either." Shane responded. Austin looked at him, and then nodded his head. "Oh hell yeah!" Austin shouted. Jerry got quite flustered.
"Wait... Did you just say that you have a trick up your sleeve?" Austin asked. Shane nodded his head. He was about to speak when an explosion went off. Kane was now at the arena.
"Shane, you know in your little head that there is nothing and nobody that could stop me." Kane growled. Shane looked at him. "That's what you think, Kane. I finally found somebody that could put an end to your wrath. I found the person that you fear the most." Shane argued. Austin seemed very interested in the conversation/argument.
"I don't fear anybody, Shane. I am a monster. That's what you don't understand. Everybody fears me." Kane shouted. "I found a weakness wither you like it or not. First you attacked a great friend of mine, Rob Van Dam. Next were Steve Austin then Rico and Tommy Dreamer. Hell, you even attacked Eric Bischoff. Then you burnt another great friend of mine, J.R. Let's not forget what you did to my mother. I will never forgive you for what you did to those people. Including Bischoff. I'm here to get revenge, Kane. And somebody else wants revenge on you, too." Shane argued.
"You-you're lying... It's a-all in you-your head, Shane..." Kane stated. "Wait a second... Did I just hear the self proclaimed 'monster' stutter? Kane, don't stop there. You're face is a lie." Shane shouted back at Kane. Austin and the fans seemed amused.
"Ok, Shane... I think that's enough. Save your threats and trash talking until later on..." Austin stated. Kane butted in. "NO! No, Austin! Shane stays right here! I don't care if you have an injured wrist or if you're in a wheelchair, I'm gonna DESTROY you!" Kane shouted. Shane giggled. "So sure. Kane, you didn't destroy me at Unforgiven and you sure as hell didn't destroy me at Survivor Series. You can't get me down and keep me down." Shane answered, sounding very pissed off.
Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam came out together. They had their entrances combined, and they got a really big pop from the fans. HBK and RVD got in the ring and faced Kane.
"You know guys, we've been siting backstage listening to your whining and it's not that amusing anymore." Rob stated. He handed the mic to Shawn. "I think you guys should save it until Armageddon. Trust me; I've been around here for a long, long time. There's nothing worse then 'punking out' your opponent before they're third confrontation at a pay per view." Shawn told Kane and Shane.
"Well, this doesn't concern you." Shane told Shawn right to his face. "Oh yes it does. We're in a match with Kane later on with you as the referee. Do you want us sent to the hospital? That's going to happen if you don't stop dissing Kane." Shawn shouted, getting right in Shane's face. Shane seemed pissed off. He tried to calm himself, but he wound up smacking Shawn across the face.
"Why the hell did you just bitch slap that man?" Austin shouted at Shane. Kane started laughing. Shane looked at Austin, then a very serious looking Shawn Michaels. "You want to slap me? Is that how it's going to work? Ok." Shawn stated, and then he smacked Shane. Rob dragged Shawn away from Shane before it got any worse. Kane had already left the ring. Austin was trying to get control of what was going on inside the ring. Rob left the ring with a very pissed off Shawn Michaels, and 5 minutes later Austin left with Shane.
Backstage
Linda and Vince McMahon were awaiting Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, Steve Austin and their son, Shane McMahon. They saw Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam come backstage first. "Shawn, why did you smack Shane?" Linda asked. "Incase you didn't see it, Mrs. McMahon, Shane smacked me first. I don't let anybody smack me and get away with it." Shawn stated. He was very pissed off and was obviously trying to calm down until Shane came backstage and got in his face.
"Why the hell did you smack me, huh? What are you? A friggin bitch? Huh?" Shane shouted at Shawn. "Get out of my face right now." Shawn growled. Rob and Austin tried to gain control. "Stop fighting! Cut it out! Stop it! Both of you!" Vince shouted. Austin finally got Shane away from Shawn at that point. "You two aren't animals. Calm down. Kane is using this to his advantage. Shane, Shawn is just concerned for you. You should learn how to appreciate his love." Rob states through gritted teeth when Shawn walked towards his locker room.
Shane shrugged his shoulders. "Not my problem. He should learn to mind his own business." Shane stated. Rob got pissed off. "HELLO!? INCASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT, SHAWN AND I ARE IN A MATCH AGIANST KANE TONIGHT!!!!" Rob shouted, letting all his anger flow with his words.
Shane stared at Rob. "Rob, are you feeling ok?" Steve asked. "Yes, Steve. I'm fine. I just got a little mad at Shane for not appreciating the fact that Shawn is concerned. Don't blame me that Shawn wants to be friends with everyone around here. Even his enemies." Rob stated and looked at Shane, who rolled his eyes.
"Don't start getting girly with Rob, Shane." Steve growled. "Well sorry, that statement just bothered me a little. Listen, we should go and tell Shawn that I didn't mean it... I'm still pissed off about the surgery..." Shane slowly spat out. "That's more like it." Vince stated. Linda looked down the hall.
Marissa came up to everybody. "Hey. I just wanted to say something to Shane. How are you doing, Linda?" She asked kindly. "I'm fine, thanks." Linda replied and looked down the hall towards HBK's locker room, where odd noises were coming from.
"What the hell is that noise?" Steve asked. Shane shrugged his shoulders. "I have no idea what-so-ever." He replied. "Dude, I don't think it's a good thing. We should go check it out." Rob stated. Steve, Shane and Rob were walking towards Shawn's locker room. Vince quickly caught up to them.
Steve was the first one in the locker room. "Shawn? Shawn? Are you in here?" Steve shouted. The locker room was a disaster. Things were thrown all over and there were even blood stains on the wall. "Those weren't there before..." Vince pointed out. The TV was on the ground laying upside down. Rob picked it up and put it the right way. The TV was tuned into Raw. "Somebody get some help out here! This is a hideous attack! I don't even think the match was supposed to happen now! Where is Shane McMahon, King? How about Shawn Michaels's partner Rob Van Dam?" J.R was screaming. "J.R, Shawn isn't even in his wrestling attire! He was bleeding before they got in the ring!" Jerry shouted back at J.R.
Shane, Rob, Steve and Vince all looked at each other. "Why did Kane..." Shane started but he couldn't finish the question. "Who the hell knows? I'm going out there!" Steve shouted. Steve, Rob and Shane ran back towards the Titan Tron and ran down to the ring.
"Here comes the Rattlesnake! He has Rob Van Dam and Shane McMahon with him!" J.R happily shouted from the commentary table. "Kane is getting out of the ring! Hopefully he didn't hurt Shawn Michaels to bad." Jerry stated. Steve slid in the ring first and checked on a half dead looking Shawn Michaels. "Shawn? Shawn, you ok?" Steve asked. Shawn tried to sit up. "Steve... Help me sit up..." Shawn told him. "He can't, Shawn. I'll help you up." Rob stated and helped Shawn stand up. Shane, Steve, Rob and Shawn made their way backstage.
Backstage... Again...
Shawn almost walked into the wall when he tried to avoid Linda, Vince and Marissa. Vince helped him settle himself on the floor. "What happened?" Vince asked him. "Well, I got in my locker room and I had a wonderful surprise waiting for me. Marissa and Kane were standing in there. I got in, Marissa shut and locked the door behind me, and Kane started beating me up. Next thing I know, Kane had me over his shoulder and he was taking me to the ring." Shawn explained and he took the towel Austin offered him and wiped blood off of his face.
"It's not true! I didn't lock you in there!" Marissa shouted. "Shawn doesn't lie." Shane fought back. "There are two ways to get to the Titan Tron entrance from here... That could be the truth..." Vince stated. "That's what happened, Vin Man. Hey, they have a camera set up by the Titan Tron entrance way, so why don't you go check it out?" Shawn shouted. Vince looked at him, then got up and walked away.
"I guess he's going to check it out. Shawn, how did you start bleeding?" Linda asked. Shawn shrugged his shoulders. "All I know is that Kane threw my head through the wall... That's all I remember... The rest is in a big, red haze..." Shawn explained. Vince came back. "Oh, I see... Guess we'll have to eliminate you from tonight's match. Sorry, Shawn." Vince stated.
Shawn jumped to his feet. "WHAT!? I am not going to let that incredible dirt-bag hurt Rob! I am going to WRESTLE in that match! You can't stop me!" Shawn shouted. "Don't worry, Shawn. You're still in the match..." Linda told him.
Rob came out of nowhere with a referee shirt for Shane. "Happy New Year, Shane-O." He happily stated as he gave Shane the shirt. Shane looked at it and threw it on over his other shirt. "Main event time?" He asked Steve. "It's 10:00. While we're back here, 2 matches went on. You guys are up at 10:40." Steve told Rob, Shawn and Shane.
The last 40 minutes passed by very slowly. But soon enough, it was time for the main event. Kane vs. Rob Van Dam and Shawn Michaels with Shane McMahon as the special quest referee. All 4 men were ready for action.
Main Event
Kane made his way to the ring first. Marissa was at his side, of course. Next out was the team of Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam. They obviously had future plans for their tag team because their songs and entrances (fireworks) were combined. Shane finally came out when they got in the ring to face Kane and Marissa.
It started off Shawn and Kane. The blood was still visible on Shawn's face, and Kane's fists. Kane got the advantage on Shawn when he went for the Sharpshooter. Rob ran in and kicked Kane off of Shawn when he went for the cover. It took Shawn a while, but he eventually pulled himself together to tag in RVD.
Kane got quite annoyed at a few parts of the match. Especially when RVD almost won. So, Kane called for Marissa to give him a chair. Shane tried to tell Kane to put the chair down, but he didn't listen. Kane went to hit Shane in the head with the chair, but Shawn ran in the ring and shoved him out of the way. HBK got the chair slammed right onto his head as Shane called for a DQ.
RVD got up and kicked Kane. He put Kane in the corner and got a groggy Shawn Michaels to hold the chair near Kane's head and chest. Rob then did the original Coast 2 Coast on Kane. Raw ended with Shawn, Shane and Rob on the Titan Tron ramp, watching as Kane sat up from the Coast 2 Coast.
Preview, December 8, 2003: What will happen just 6 days from Armageddon? Will Kane have a hideous attack planned for Shawn Michaels? How is Triple H and Evolution involved?
