First Halloween (Part one)

(This one goes back a little ways, and it is a little "out there." Just something else I wrote for humor. In this one, just assume that even Sango and Miroku and them can travel through the well. It made it all funnier. )

Kagome: What an exciting time of the year, despite my "monthly enemy" torturing me.

Inuyasha: "Monthly…Enemy?"

(Kagome gives him the "you know what I'm talking about" look.)

Inuyasha: Oh… right. Glad I'm not a girl.

Kagome: Lucky you. Anyway, I'm gonna dress up as Kirara for Halloween!

(Kirara meows in confusion.)

Inuyasha: Hallo-what?

Kagome: Halloween. It's where you dress up in a costume and go trick or treating for candy.

Inuyasha: Oh. Sounds like fun, especially the tricking part.

Sango: I'm gonna be a princess…

Inuyasha: Why? Princesses aren't scary.

Sango: Let me finish. I'm gonna be a dead zombie princess!

Inuyasha: Do you really have to die? If so, can I kill you?

Sango: No! I'll pretend to be one!

Inuyasha: Pretend? Okay, I get it. So, do you dress up in a scary costume, trick people, and scare the shit out of them to get their treats?

Kagome: Not exactly. See, you dress up and go door to door, and say "Trick or Treat!" Then they give you candy. Of course it's really just for kids, but hey, anyone can do it.

Inuyasha: I'd rather go scare people.

Kagome: Well go scare people then!

Inuyasha: Gee! You're grouchy.

(Miroku comes in his costume.)

Miroku: Mwa ha ha! I vant to suck your blood!

Sango: Let me guess. Dracula?

Miroku: Not Dracula… Mirokula. I vant to bite your neck!

Sango: Oh no you don't!

Miroku: You're right. I'd rather kiss your neck!

Sango: No way! No how!

Miroku: Aww, where's your holiday spirit? Feel the love.

Sango: And you'll feel the pain if you don't back off!
Miroku: Okey dokey then. I'll just try again later. On Halloween, I'm going vampire-ing!

Sango: Don't you mean womanizing?

Miroku: Hey now. Don't make fun of Mirokula. I rock! Mwa ha ha…

(Later, one of Naraku's spies delivers the news to him.)

Naraku: Halloween huh? Yes, I have a special treat for them. Or shall I say trick? Mwa ha ha!

(One of Naraku's spies delivered the trick to them while they were asleep the night before Halloween. They were shocked at what they found when they woke up.)

Kagome: (Waking up and yawning) Oh sleepy. Huh? This isn't my voice! I sound like… Inuyasha! Aaahh! I look like Inuyasha! I am Inuyasha! Aaahh! Okay. Okay. Don't panic. I'm dreaming. Yeah, that's it. I'm sure I'll wake up soon.

Inuyasha: (Waking up) Huh? This is Kagome's room. I'm in her bed… with her voice… AND HER BODY! Oh okay. Calm down. I'm asleep. I'm asleep. I'm… hardly dressed! How can she wear this skimpy outfit!

Miroku: (Waking up and stretching) Aww. Awake from my dreams once more. Wait, I must still be dreaming because I look and sound like Sango! Whoa… (Looks down shirt) Whoa… (Smiles) Hey! I'm a hottie! I wonder…

Sango: Huh? What's with my voice? What the…! I'm Miroku! It must be a dream. (Gets up and stubs her toe) Ow! Wait… I felt pain, which means… I'm not dreaming!

(Soon, they all realize they're not dreaming and they all meet to discuss the situation.)

Inuyasha: Something's wet…

Kagome: You didn't change the—

Inuyasha: Eww! Red! Wait… change what?

Kagome: Oh boy. Let me explain this to you. Come on.

Inuyasha: I don't wanna be a girl!

(Inuyasha and Kagome leave for the moment.)

Miroku: (Looks down shirt) Hmm…

Sango: Stop it! Don't make me smack me!

Miroku: I wanna take a shower!

Sango: No!
Miroku: Aww…

Shippo: I don't see how this could have happened.

Sango: Me either.

(Inuyasha and Kagome return.)

Kagome: Now don't forget to change.

Inuyasha: I hate being a woman.

Kagome: Now you feel empathy for me huh? Hey look at my adorable ears! Aww, how cute!

Inuyasha: Yep, you're stuck with my body, my voice, my clothes, my ears, and… my necklace! (Smiles)

Kagome: Oh no.

Inuyasha: Time for a taste of your own medicine. My turn to have fun. Sit boy!

(Kagome, in Inuyasha's body, slams to the ground.)

Kagome: Ow! Great. (Gets up)

Inuyasha: Cool! Ha ha! Ow! I have a headache, and stomach cramps, oh…

(Inuyasha lays down on the ground in the fetal position. Being in Kagome's body, he has to endure some "she" things! LOL!)

Kagome: Part of the cycle.

Inuyasha: Shut up! Ooooooh, ow, ow, I don't feel too well! Or too happy! Ow…

Miroku: Hey Kagome. I mean Inuyasha. What are you doing on the ground like that?

Inuyasha: One word: Monthly! Owww…

Miroku: Ooh, glad Sango wasn't on hers. Hey, I'm getting a headache, and a lower back and stomachache. Ow… (Lays in fetal position) This sucks! Ow… What's that wet feeling? Eww!

Kagome: Sango, I'll let you handle him, or should I say her. (Smiles)

Miroku: Shut it! Owww…

(Back at Kagome's house, they try to make the best of their twisted Halloween.)

Miroku: Now that the Ibuprofen took away my pain, can I take a shower now?

Sango: (Sighs) Fine. Go ahead.

Miroku: Oh boy!

(He runs into the bathroom.)

Miroku: Eww! Hang on! I'm not taking a shower with this monthly condition! I almost forgot!

Sango: Knew he wouldn't.

Kagome: Look! A pumpkin!

Inuyasha: Ask me if I care! I'm still in pain!

Kagome: Come on now. Look how cool it is.

Inuyasha: (Curls up in bed) So what. Owww…

Kagome: PMS. Gets us every time.

Inuyasha: Leave me alone, damn it!

Kagome: Okay. Okay. Hey guys, guess how I carved it out! With my claws! Isn't that awesome?

Sango: Cool! Put a candle in it!
Kagome: Okay!

(Kagome puts a candle in it and lights it.)

Kagome: Wow!

Inuyasha: So. It's ugly. Owww…

Miroku: Oh no. Pain! Cramps! Coming back! OW!

(Two hours later, their pains give them a rest.)

Miroku: Look at all this hair! It's so pretty! How should I fix it? I know! I want a braid!

Sango: I'll fix it!

Miroku: Okay!

Inuyasha: I want mine in braided pigtails!

Kagome: Here, I'll do it!

(They fix their hair for them. Apparently their girl bodies are affecting their brains! LOL!)

Miroku: Pretty!

Inuyasha: Wow! Neat!

Miroku: It coordinates with your outfit.

Inuyasha: Really? You think so? I think it's a little revealing.

Kagome: Oh come on you two! Cut out the girly girl act! Hmm… I wonder how I would look in a suit?

Inuyasha: Oh no! Definitely not good!

Kagome: Oh fine then. Have it your way. Hmm… I haven't checked out the Tetsusaiga yet!

Inuyasha: No! It can cause serious danger! That's a lot of power you're dealing with!

Kagome: I just wanna hold it.

(She tries to pull it out, but it's harder than she expected.)

Kagome: Grrr! I can't get it!

(She finally unsheathes it as it takes its true form.)

Kagome: Whoa! Heavy!

Inuyasha: Okay, now put it down before you hurt someone.

Kagome: You're not my mama… Whoa!

(She becomes unbalanced and drops the Tetsusaiga, splitting Miroku's skirt in two! Luckily he/she isn't injured.)

Miroku: Whoa! Watch it! You could have killed me! I-I mean Sango! I mean… Whatever! Uhh, could someone please get me something else to wear? (Blushes)

Kagome: Oh… right.

Sango: Well, since we're stuck like this, we should go out and enjoy the evening.

Miroku: Okay, but I'm not going like this. I need another outfit.

Kagome: I got it. Here, try this one.

(She hands Miroku a skirt, and he/she goes into the bathroom and changes.)

Kagome: We should go out here and look at all the costumes the people are wearing.

Sango: Great idea!

Miroku: Not great.

(They look to see Miroku in a very tight skirt.)

Miroku: Man! Sango! You have a fat ass.

(Smack!)

Miroku: Even now I get smacked! By a man!

(Smack!)

Miroku: Ow! Come on Sango! I am already in enough pain!

Sango: …(Smack!)

Miroku: Aww man. I thought that would do it.

(The seams begin to rip, and Miroku holds the skirt down in a girly manner.)

Miroku: Kagome! Help!

This is very odd. Poor guys stuck in female bodies enduring what us women go through every month… Ha! Losers! Anyway, more to come.