First Halloween (Part two)

(They all go out to enjoy their twisted Halloween.)

Miroku: Whoa! Who's the hottie dressed up like a witch?

Inuyasha: We're in ladies' bodies remember? Don't do that!

Miroku: Crap! I forgot! (Looks down shirt) Yeah, now I remember.

Inuyasha: Cut it out! Someone's coming!
(A man comes over to Miroku.)

Man: Pardon me beauty. Have we met?

Miroku: Excuse you!

Inuyasha: (Nervous giggle) He, I mean she's just a bit cranky. Hee hee… Uhh, we need to go. Come Mir—uhh… Sango, and Inuyasha and Miroku our, umm…

Man: Boyfriends?

Miroku: Why you—

(Inuyasha covers Miroku's mouth and finishes the sentence.)

Inuyasha: Are correct. Our boyfriends. Hee hee… (Whispers to Miroku) Go along with it.

Miroku: (Moves Inuyasha's hand) I'm not gay!

Inuyasha: No, you're a woman remember? Hee hee… She's just… playing a Halloween prank.

Man: Yeah… I need to go. (Leaves)

Miroku: Phew! Close one.

Kagome: Our boyfriends huh? Smooth. Real smooth.

Inuyasha: Hey, I'm just playing along, that's all.

Sango: Oh yeah, well that guy has his eye on you. I think he's coming over here.

Inuyasha: I can handle this. Just watch.

Man: Hello hot stuff.

Inuyasha: (Clears throat) Umm, hi. I'm Inu—Umm, Kagome. Hee hee…

Man: Join me for dinner babe? (Grope)

Inuyasha: Whoa! Oh no you didn't!

(Inuyasha knocks the man out cold.)

Kagome: Oh you sure did handle it didn't you?

Inuyasha: Nobody touches me like that and lives!

Miroku: I can handle it better than you.

Inuyasha: Yeah right. I dare you to go over to that guy over there and introduce yourself.

Miroku: All right. You're on.

(Miroku gives Inuyasha a competitive glare and casually strolls over to the man.)

Miroku: Hi my name is Sango. Hee hee…

Man: Hello sweetie. (Grope)

Miroku: Hey! Hands to yourself jerk!

(Miroku trips the man so that he lands flat on his face.)

Miroku: There! Now you have personally met the ground… face-to-face!

(Inuyasha laughs as Miroku walks back over to them.)

Miroku: That's not funny.

Inuyasha: Ha ha ha! Yeah, much better than me.

Miroku: Ooh! What nerve of that jerk!

Sango: Now you know how I feel when you do that to me!

Miroku: Yeah? How?

(A couple of girls are staring at Miroku and Sango, and just a reminder: They are in girls' bodies!)

Kagome: Let's get back to my place before something else happens.

(Back at Kagome's…)

Miroku: I'm sick of this period crap! I want my body back!

Inuyasha: Me too! I'm sick of this!

Sango: You know, we haven't even wondered how this happened.

Kagome: We haven't, have we?

Inuyasha: Who cares how it happened! All I know is that it just did!

Miroku: Stop yelling! I have a headache!

Inuyasha: Oh stop complaining so much! I have one too!

Miroku: Shut your mouth! You're getting on my nerves!

Inuyasha: You're getting on mine!

Kagome: Okay, you two! Cut it out!

Inuyasha: You're not in this body at the moment! Butt out!

Sango: Guys! We need to figure this out!

Miroku: I don't want to figure anything out right now. I just want to curl up and lay down.

(He lies down in the floor curled up into a ball.)

Miroku: Owww… Let's just figure this out later… when I'm not in pain!

Inuyasha: Ditto, but since I have Kagome's body, I get Kagome's bed. (Curls up in bed) Owww… Damn it! I hate this!

Kagome: They've had a rough day. Let's let them sleep.

Sango: Yeah, I understand. We should rest too.

(As they all drift into sleep…)

Naraku: I bet they're all miserable. Mwa ha ha! Time to step up.

(Kagome wakes up and decides to walk outside.)

Kagome: I hope I'm not stuck like this forever.

Inuyasha: Kagome?

Kagome: Inuyasha… hey.

Inuyasha: I can't sleep. I'm still cramping.

Kagome: Do you think we'll ever turn back to normal?

(Kagome thinks, "If we don't, I can't love myself. I don't want to look at that everyday!" Inuyasha thinks, "I don't wanna go through with this shit every month!" They look at each other and sigh.)

Inuyasha: I hope we will return to normal. I don't want to stay in this body forever. I mean, besides all this pain, it's too weak and vulnerable.

Kagome: What! Are you calling me weak and vulnerable!

Inuyasha: No! I'm saying that… wait, I guess I am.

Kagome: Oh really! Well, who'd want to be stuck as some flea-bitten scum bag all their life!

Inuyasha: Hey! I'm not flea bitten!

Kagome: Well, I'm not weak!

Naraku: Oh dear. Am I interrupting?

Inuyasha: Naraku, what the hell do you want! Did you do this!

Naraku: Trick or treat… Mwa ha ha!

Inuyasha: Grrr, I need my sword but I can't use it in this body! Damn it! What do we do!

Naraku: Well. Well. Someone's a little cranky.

Inuyasha: If I weren't in this female body, I would kill you!

Naraku: Yep. No one enjoys it more than me.

Inuyasha: Shut the hell up and prepare to die…! Somehow.

Naraku: Face it. In that scrawny body, you're useless. You couldn't harm a flea!

(Inuyasha starts to go furiously toward Naraku, and Myoga is hopping in front of him trying to prevent him/her from confronting Naraku.)

Myoga: Wait master Inuyasha! Wait! You—

(Inuyasha fails to even notice Myoga and steps on him, flattening him.)

Myoga: Couldn't harm a flea huh? Owww… That one's a lie.

(Inuyasha is furious. He wants to kick Naraku's ass so badly that he can't control his temper, especially on top of the "monthly enemy.")

Sango: Inuyasha! Kagome! Naraku?

Miroku: You did this!

Naraku: Yeah. Pretty funny huh?

Miroku: Let's see you go through a period in a woman's body! I'm miserable as hell!

Naraku: Ha ha ha ha! I mean, poor lady.

(Naraku's retort does not amuse Miroku. It only angers him to an even greater extent.)

Miroku: You're dead!

(He tries to attack Naraku, but it's no use. Naraku blocks his attack and knocks him into a tree.)

Inuyasha: Don't hurt her… I mean him!
(Inuyasha looks around for something to use, and all he finds is Kagome's bow and arrows. He takes an arrow and situates it on the bow, aiming it at Naraku.)

Inuyasha: What now! You're cornered!

(Inuyasha tries to shoot it, but it goes one inch before hitting the ground like a dud.)

Inuyasha: Damn it! Piece of shit!

(Miroku gets back up after being thrown down and grabs the Hiraikotsu.)

Miroku: That's it!

(Miroku tries to throw the Hiraikotsu, but he can't even lift it! Sango comes over and takes it.)

Sango: Here, I'll do it. Hiraikotsu!

(She/he throws it, but it misses big time. Hey, at least it went somewhere.)

Sango: I'm not adapted to this body.

Miroku: (Groping breasts) I am quite acquainted.

Sango: Cut it out you pervert! Now is not the time! In case you haven't noticed, this is Naraku we're facing! (Smack!) Hands off of my body!

Miroku: You mean my body.

Sango: That's what I said! Now stop fooling around and get serious!

(Inuyasha is still attempting to fix the arrow properly on the bow, but he's getting nowhere. He gets fed up and throws the bow down on the ground, still holding the arrow.)

Inuyasha: Fine!

(Inuyasha throws the arrow, and it definitely doesn't go far! Inuyasha and his temper. Hee hee… Upon seeing this vulnerability, Naraku strikes Inuyasha, throwing him/her to the ground. This makes Kagome furious, so she unsheathes Tetsusaiga and aims it at Naraku with fierce determination.)

Kagome: That's it! Now I'm mad! I hope I know what I'm doing… Well, here goes.

Inuyasha: Huh!

Kagome: Wind Scar! Hiy-yah!

(Kagome actually succeeds and it hits Naraku, causing him a little pain… Hey! They're getting somewhere!)

Naraku: Ow. Tough wench aren't you? Fine, I'll change you back! Geez!

(He changes them back to normal and immediately flees.)

Inuyasha: Yes! My body! I'm back!

No more bleeding…! Unless I get injured of course, but who cares! I'm back!

Miroku: Yeah! I'm me again! All right! Beware ladies, Miroku's back!

Sango: (Sarcastically) Oh joy. He's back to being a flirting, womanizing monk.

Miroku: Yep. (Places hands on chest) I'll miss those babies though.

Sango: Why you pervert! I'll kill you!

(Sango chases Miroku around while the monk runs away from her. Inuyasha and Kagome just shake their heads in disappointment.)

Inuyasha: He'll never learn.

(Without even realizing it, Inuyasha puts his hands on his chest, and this upsets Kagome.)

Kagome: And just what are you doing!

(Inuyasha realizes what she's referring to and moves his hands with a sweat drop.)

Inuyasha: I was just—

Kagome: Yeah right! I can see what you've been up to!

(A woman walks by and hears their conversation.)

Kagome: I can't believe you'd take advantage of me like that!

Inuyasha: I didn't!

Kagome: Liar! I saw you do it!

Inuyasha: Saw me do what!

(The woman just walks away like she didn't see a thing. Apparently it weirded her out!)