Side Story: A Day Of an Unearthly Harry
Today, Harry was prophesied to die for the hundred and first time. Ron was so angry that his face was red as his hair. He went up and was ready to refute Trelawney, but was caught by Harry.
Harry smiled at Ron with a look of detachment and said, "It's okay, forgive them, we know that Merlin forgives all."
Ron was touched by Harry's lenience and stood in a corner angrily looking at Trelawney who continued to prophesy.
What Ron didn't know was, recently, Harry has been hiding under the covers every midnight to play movies with a mail-ordered crystal ball. Only Neville, who went to the bathroom once in the evening, inadvertently found Harry's quilt in the eerie bright light and sound issued, so this kind-hearted boy lifted Harry's quilt for concern. Holding a glowing crystal ball, Harry smiled at Neville eerily, while the movie background music was an alien screaming. Neville fainted immediately, the next day when he woke up in his bed, the first thing he saw was Harry who was standing at the head of his bed with an unearthly smile. Harry said unearthly, "If you fall asleep and never wake up, it is a good thing as well". Neville immediately fainted again. Since this day, Neville deeply understood Harry's hobby caused by the professor of Divination.
Back to the topic, Neville was also moved by today's forgiving Harry and could not help but stick his head over and ask, "Harry, what movie did you watch yesterday?"
Harry slowly turned his head to face Neville who, behind him, said in a solemn and sacred tone: "I watched Noah's ark. Merlin forgives all, so the final flood to wash away all our sins."
Neville soonly shrunk back and swallowed tears while tightly holding the robe, thinking: Grandmother, you know what? The world has gone crazy.
Today, unearthly Harry went to the library with the other two lions as usual after class. As there might be no chance of gathering in the future, he reached the library unearthly.
In the library, lion Ron pleaded with lion Hermione to borrow the essay on the History of Magic. "A glance! Just a glance!" The result can be imagined that Ron's little plea was suppressed.
Harry showed his friendship love at the right time, prompting Ron about the fraternal thought that the world can be destroyed, but the homework can never be done.
Ron struggled for a long time. In Hermione's angry eyes, he finally decided to bury himself in the eternal struggle for the History of Magic. And contrasting from his usual attitude, he persuaded Harry:
"Harry, you know, you've been a bit off lately, do you want to go to the counselling just in case?"
Hermione slapped Ron down with a punch. "No, no, Harry. Ginny went there, and the counsellor is Trelawney."
Harry rubbed his chin and said, "Maybe I'll go someday, I recently found that she and I have some common topics to explore."
Ron took something out of his bag, blushing, and shoved it at Harry. "I think it's fine. Harry, Ginny took this for you when she went to the counselling, you may feel better after reading it."
Hermione screamed, "No, never, whatever topic it is, we can discuss together. Merlin, you are not going to Snape's chores service today? He will kill you. Ah, I need to leave for class and we can go together. Listen to me Harry, if there is anything you want to discuss you go to Snape, he has a lot of life experience. Harry, do not even think of Trelawney, I would rather you find Snape! No! I'm really late for class, bye Ron."
Lion Ron, who was left alone, looked at Mrs. Pince's eyes, and then at the Chicken-feather duster she's holding. He packs his things, back to the dormitory with a little aggrieved. Why, why! Why is Hermione the one screaming but I'm the one suffering the punishment? Why does Hermione have to go to class this late? Why can Harry be so relaxed even though he had done none of his homework?
Snape grinned hideously and hypocritically, "Look who is coming. The boy who lived, of course, letting the professor wait for him is justifiable. I clearly remember the chores service is at 5, now let us see, ah, 6 o'clock. Is it that The famous boy even has a concept of time different from others or is it that the virtue of punctuality has lost after he was given birth by his mother?"
Harry smiled and said, "Professor, there is an ambiguity in your words. Who has the virtue of being on time before he or she was given birth? This virtue comes through acquired education. Professor, please educate me properly instead of my mother."
The sardonic grin also disappeared, only a scowl remained. "Five points off Gryffindor, for contradicting the professor. Now, immediately go and gouge out the toads' eyeballs!"
Harry smiled to deal with the toads, and suggested, "The world is shining in the sunlight, with the songs of the birds and the smells of the flowers, so beautiful and harmonious. Why don't you open your heart to feel it, Professor? If you don't try to feel it now, the flood will come and we will die and by then, regretting it would be too late."
The Professor looked around his office, making sure there were no flowers or birds, not a ray of sunlight can come in. Well, very good, his potion materials are intact. He gazed at Harry's movements, interested in finding out his mistakes for deducting more points.
Harry neatly scooped out one eye and threw it into the basin, "Professor, your outlook on life is so melancholy. You know, the cause of your mental unhealthiness may be some psychological problems of adolescence. I suggest you go to Professor Trelawney for counselling. Ron quite respects her psychological expertise."
Snape's eyes moved to the missing corner of the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary, then to the Oxford English Dictionary. Considering the problems with the toads' eyes processing, he took a deep breath and finally moved his gaze.
"Ten points off Gryffindor for insulting the professor."
Harry shook his head without any negative emotions, "Professor, you don't want to go to counselling, then at least have a look at this, Professor Trelawney's panacea to teenager's psychological problems."
Harry wiped his hands, and friendly holding the panacea towards Snape.
Snape's gaze shifted downward, the seven letters of PLAYBOY apparently stimulated his unknowingly sensitive mind. The Oxford English Dictionary of approximately 3000 years of England culture and Harry's skull had a historic meeting.
Just like yesterday, Harry left the basement in a two-dimensional state.
