Crazy Days(With Jenny and Diane..and sometimes Thierry)

Chapter One: The Inspections

Jenny: Hello! My name is Jenny, and this is my friend Diane!

Diane: Osu.(Yo)

Jenny: Whatever you said I don't care. Now let's continue! NOW WE'RE HERE TO INVADE THE SOHMA HOUSE!

-bwahaha-

Diane: NOW LET'S GO! -bashes through door- KOONNIIIICHIIIIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jenny: -bashes through bashed door- PUDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Kyo, Shigure, and Yuki: O.O

Jenny: WE ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! -kick-

Diane: We're here to do some inspections with you people! -cough- I mean weirdos -cough- Now.. First with Shigure.. -evil laughter-

Jenny: -slaps Diane- Only I can do the evil laughter! -crazy evil laugh-

Kyo: That sounds like my math teacher! o.o -GASPUH-

Diane: Okay.. our FIRST inspection for Shigure.. FLEA INSPECTIONS!

Shigure: Wha?

Both of us: -hug-

Shigure: -transforms- Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! -bark- Nuuu -bark- Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! -bark-

Diane and Jenny: -puts on glove- Let's get serious...

-pause-

-five seconds later-

Diane and Jenny: -grabs Shigure- ... CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! CHECK! -throwing him around and holding him upside down trying to check to death like omgzzghE-

-after five minutes of checking--

Jenny: I FOUND IT!

Diane and Jenny: GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! -we're pushing him all around and..such.-

Shigure: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -bark-

Diane: I GOT IT!

Jenny and Diane: KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! -smacks Shigure a bajilliony times yo-

Jenny: I GOT IT!

Diane and Jenny: -victory dance-

Diane: NOW TO LOOK FOR MORE!

-repeats process for like 486467845 times, yo-

Shigure: . ...-bark-

Diane: WHAT IS WITH THE BARK?

Jenny: I can make him stop barking.. -serious and dramatic-

Jenny: BARKING INSPECTIONS! -grabs hammer-

Shigure: Nuuuuuuuu! -bark-

Diane: -grabs Jenny's shoulder- No, Jenny.. We are not cavemen.. We have.. TECHNOLOGY..

-large computer-

Jenny and Diane: -grab- DESTROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Jenny: Wait.. It's better with.. SEAWEED!

Diane and Jenny: -starts smacking him with seaweed- SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED, SEAWEED! (yo)

Diane: I think that's enough for Shigure.. next.. Kyoooooo... DANCING INSPECTIONS!

Kyou: WHA?

Jenny: DO THE KITTY DANCE!

Kyou: What? No!

Jenny: Do it.. Or the penguin gets it.. -penguin as hostage-

MaryAnn: Do it Kyo! I'm too young to die!

Kyou: Noooo MaryAnn Noooo!

Jenny: I know about your secret relationship...

Tohru: What? -slap-

Kyou: Ow.

Tohru: -walks away-

Kyou: OKAY! I'LL DO IT!

Kyou: Catz.. I'm a Kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance! Catz.. I'm a Kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!Catz.. I'm a Kitty cat! And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance! Catz are bounnnccciiiiiiiiingggggggggggggg! Catz are all bouncinggggggggggggggggggggg! Catz. I'm a kitty cat! And I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow Catz. I'm a kitty cat! And I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow!

Diane: FORGET IT! IT'S TOO HORRID!

Hatori: AHHH I'M BLIND IN MY LEFT EYE!

Jenny: Oh yeah.. I invited Thierr--

Thi: S.T.A.RRRRRR.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.! (And if you don't know what S.T.A.R.S. Is. YOU SHAMEFUL PEOPLE!)-bursts in with a chainsaw- WHERE BE THE ZOMBIES!

Jenny: THERE! -points at Kyou- BEWARE THE ZOMBEH'S ORANGE-HAIR-INESS!

Thierry: RAHHHHH! -about to hit Kyo turns and shoots Jenny with a rocket launcher- I'M NOT STUPID, YOU! ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE SUCH SPARKLY SHINEY LUCHIOUS HAIR! Whaddya do, Kyo? Wash yer hair 20 million times a day...?

Kyou: -.-'

Diane: Fwa.. NOW TIME FOR YUKI!

Jenny: CHEESE INSPECTION!

Thi: YOU -points to Shigure- GET ME A SAMMICH!

Shigure: WHAT'S A SAMMI--

Thi: -whack with Mace- GET MY GODDEERM SANDWICH!

Shigure: FINE -bark-

Jenny: Okay.. Time for the Cheese inspections.. -grabs cheese and stuff it in Yuki's mouth- EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

Yuki: -turns green..then blue..then purple.. then red.. then green again.. then orange..then raindddbowww.. THEN SKITTLES GASPUH!-

Jenny: WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH GOAT CHEESEE! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GOAT CHEESE? THEN EAT THIS GOAT! -shoves it into his mouth-

Yuki: -swallow-

-five seconds later-

Yuki: Baaaa..

Diane: OMGZQH! Yuki talks GOAT LANGUAGE!

Yuki: Hola Como estas..

Jenny: OMGQHV HE'S SPEAKING FRENCH!

Diane: I THOUGHT THAT WAS MONGOLIAN!

Thierry: -punches Diane and Jen in the back of their crazy heads- WHAT ARE YOU BLONDES? OF COURSE HE'S SPEAKING NORWEIGEN! HE NEEDS A DOCTOR! GOOD THING THERE'S NONE HERE -knocks out Hatori-

Momiji: Oh nuuz! You knocked Hatori!

Thi: QUIET BUNNY-BOY! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH!

Shigure: -holds up sandwich- don't kill me...

Thierry: -looks at it- I hate mustard.

-silence-

Thi: OH MY GAD! I JUST ORDERED A DOG AROUND! AHHHHHHHG!

Shigure: -thinks- animal cruelty... . TT.TT

Diane and Thierry: Oh yeah.. Where'd Jenny go?

Jenny: -on Ebay after stealing stuff from the Sohma house-

Typing:

Kyou's Pink Boxers Price: 1 millionz munny

Love Note to Yuki; From Kyou: 10 million gil

Shigure's hentai junk Price: 5 million berries (If you do not know where these are from... Go perform open-heart surgery on yourself with a sledgehammer.)

Jenny: Why does Kyou have pink boxers..with penguins on it?

Kyou: Shush.. I don't have a obsession with penguins.. I don't think penguins are sexy.. -gets his pink penguin diary-

Thierry: -eats diary- Chomp. (Yes, without the "!")

Kyo: GODAMMIT! THAT HAD ALL MY PENGUIN RELATED HENTAI!

Thierry: ... -throws up- AUUGH, GOD!

Jenny: OMGQZV ! We're mizzing Yami no Matsuei! WE'RE MISSING THE EPISODE WITH WHORIYA AND TATSUMI! (If you don't know what Yami No Matsuei is, I pity you. Thierry: I don't. I'll just strangle you with a chainsaw. Jenny: Use your eeMAAAAGINAATION.. yo)

Jenny,Diane,Thierry: -grabs Shigure- SHIGURE SKIIDOS, WE CAN TOO! -throws him into TV-

Jenny, Diane, Thierry: BYE GUYYS! -jumps in-

-end of chapter one-

Authoress' Notes:

Thi: How the HELL did you get me into doing one of these stupid things thatI totally despise...?

Jenny: USE YOUR EEEMAAAGI--

Thi: -PUNCH- I'll tell YOU when i had enough of this stuff that looks strangely like alcohol... -strawberry "daquiri" Sobe thing...-

Diane: it's because we're sugar-high..yo.

Jenny: SUP HOMIES WE DID THIS CUZ WE WER BORD YO -starts rapping- Ghost Ride the Whip, Ghost Ride the Whip, Put yer stunner shades on! Put yer stunnah shadez aun! -al gramah skillz gawn-

Thi: fer the love of... long silence... Jen's nuu puppy, Tatsumi.

Jenny: TATSUMI MY PUPPIE! -all grammer skills back..yo-

THE END..for now...(By the way, none of us are interested in rap.. So rap is crap..which is crap without a C..yo)