Crazy Days With Jenny and Diane and Thierry

Chapter 2: Um..Hooplah? O.O

Diane: Hellu! Since the inspections are done, now it's time for.. er..uh.. Jenny? What time is it? O.O

Jenny: PEAANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME! PEAANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME!

Diane: -smack- Moving onnn... Now.. it's time to visit everyone at the main house.. FOR MORE INSPECTIONS!

-bwahaha-

Jenny: -smack-

Diane: . Okay now OFF TO THE MAIN HOUSE!

-at the main house-

Jenny: Hey.. How'd we get here in like 3 seconds? -GASPUH-

Diane: Let's imagine we got here on flying kangaroos (yo)..

Jenny: Wait.. Kangaroos don't fly.. .

Diane: But potatoes dooh.

Jenny: You're RIGHT! omgzyx Okay now to start with the calm, serious, and.. CHOCOLATE MILK INSPECTIONS! -grabs Haru- GIMMEE CHOCOLATE MILKK! yo

Haru: What? -moo- Nuuu -moo- Nuuuuuu -moo-

Jenny: Nowww... -feeds him chocolate syrup hersheys yo- GIMMEE FRESH CHOCOLATE MILKK! yo -then paints him brown- GIMMEE CHOCOLATE MILK! Happy Californian Chocolate Milk cows give happy chocolate californian MILK!

Haru: They do? O.O ...-moo-

Jenny: OF COURSE THEY DO! smack Now... -grabs bucket and in a farm suit- I'm readyyyy!

-pause-

-five seconds later-

Jenny: -slowly grabs Haru..and... shakes him to death- MILK SHAKE MILK SHAKE MILK SHAKEE! -yay me! yo- Now.. -after shaking Haru to death and squishing him to get the milk shake.. I mean.. Happy Californian Chocolate Milk Shake out..-

Now.. FINAL INSPECTION.. SINGING INSPECTIONS! SING THE MILKSHAKE SONG!

Haru: Wha? -moo-

Jenny: -turns on hip-hop music- SINGGGG THE MILKSHAKE SONG!

Haru: uhh... My milk shake bring all the cows to the pasture... and they're like, it's better than yors -moo-.. Dang right, it's better than yors -moo- I can teach you, but ah have ta charge... ...-moo- yo

Jenny: IT'S THE ZODIAC IDOL YO!

Everyone: -blink-

Jenny: THAT'S RIGHT! Everyone in the zodiac must sing! bwahaha

Diane: O.O That's not part of the script!

Jenny: -slap- SCRIPTS AH FO YELLO BELLAYS! -grabs karaoke machine- NOW THIS ZODIAC IDOL! Hosted by.. None other than.. RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: -squeak-

Jenny: RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN SAYs KYOU HAS BEEN KICKED OFF BECAUSE OF HIS HORRID SINGING OF THE KITTY CAT DANCE!

Kyo: Cats are bouuuuunnnccciiiiiiiiiiiiiingggg! Cats are all bouncccinnggg---

Everyone: BOOOOOO! yo -throws citrus at him- CITRUS CITRUS CITRUS CITRUS!

Rubber Ducky Chan: After taking a 5-second lesson on english, now I can host the Zodiac Idol! squeak Now.. First off.. AKITOO!

Akito: Uh? Whoo? huhh? Hatori how'd I get here! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUBBLE BATH? . YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL! -yo-

Rubber Ducky-Chan: DISQUALIFICATION! -squeak- yoooo... Next uppp.. THE MABUDACHI TRIO! Singing, WHICH MABUDACHI TRIO BOY IS GAY!

Shigure: Yeaaah. We are... on fire...

Ayame: We have... desires...

Hatori: -dully- but one.. is THAT WAY..

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: One Mabudachi Trio boy is GAY!

Ayame: But we..don't want to be mean..

Hatori: Since now he's.. er.. -read's lyrics- a queen..

Shigure: DON'T ASK PLEASE.

Shigure, Ayame and Hatori: WHICH MABUDACHI TRIO BOY IS GAY!

Shigure: Tell me whoooooooo...

Ayame and Hatori: Ain't sayin' that it's Shiguuureee...

Ayame: Tell me whooooo..

Shigure and Hatori: Ain't sayin that it's Ayameee...

Hatori: Tell me whoo..

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: I neva wanna herr ya sayyyyyy... Which Mabudachi Trio BOY is GAY..

Ayame: Now I can see him.. He's in womens clothess... and he don't iud..

Shigure and Hatori: Yeaaa..yo

Ayame and Hatori: He likes cave men... he's playing croquet.. Shigure is peeekineseeeeeee

Shigure: WHAT!

Ayame: -continues- He is...

Hatori: On fire..

Shigure: His back.. all scaleey

Hatori: HEY! .

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Won't say.. Won't say.. Won't say.. WHO'S GAY!

Shigure: -in a Jesse McCartney Voice- HE'S ALWAYS SAYYYYIN'!

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Ain't.. nothin but a butt-achee.. Ain't.. nothing but a fruit cake...

Shigure and Hatori: Don't wanna hear you sayyyy..

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Which Mabudachi Trio Boy is gay?

Shigure: Tell me who!

Ayame and Hatori: Ain't sayin' that it's Yuuuki!

Yuki: I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR GROUP!

Shigure: Tell me who!

Ayame and Hatori: AIN'T SAYIN' THAT IT'S TOHRU!

Tohru: looks up clueless Huh? Who? Wah? O.O

Shigure: Tell me who!

Shigure, Ayame, Hatori: He's botherinnnn' Yuuuuki...

Ayame: heeeyyyyyy.. TT-TT

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Whichhhh Mabudachi Trio BOY is GAY!

Okay... We're ALL gay..

Everyone: O.O oh nuz gaspoo!

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Yo

Everyone: HIDE FROM THEIR GAYNESS! -duck-

Jenny: EMBRACE THEIR GAYNESS! -kick-

Everyone: That's not embracing!

Jenny: -puts on counselling suit- NOW IT IS! NOW IT'S TIME FOR SHOCK THERAPY!

Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Nuuuuuuuuu! -whateva sound hot gay guys make-

Jenny: COME BACKKKK! -runs after them-

Rubber Ducky-Chan: Well the Mabudachi Trio did a GREAT job! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR YUKI AND a SURPRISE GUEST.. KYO! singin' with HARU! yo -squeak-

Kyo: I THOUGHT I WAS DISQUALIFIED!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: NOW YOU AREN"T! -squeak-

-end of chapter-

Author's notes(yo)

Jenny: HOOOPLAAHHH!

Diane: O.O Um.. Chapter 3 coming..soon.. to a PIE near you! yo

Jenny: Sorreh for having the characters OOC dere, but OH WELLZ! THIS IS OUR FAN FIC! ANYTHING CAN HAPPENZZZ! If we use our eeeeMAGGGIN-

Thierry: -pops up- -smack-

Jenny: Wahhhh.. .