Crazy Days With Jenny and Diane and Thierry
Chapter 2: Um..Hooplah? O.O
Diane: Hellu! Since the inspections are done, now it's time for.. er..uh.. Jenny? What time is it? O.O
Jenny: PEAANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME! PEAANUT BUTTAH JELLAY TIME!
Diane: -smack- Moving onnn... Now.. it's time to visit everyone at the main house.. FOR MORE INSPECTIONS!
-bwahaha-
Jenny: -smack-
Diane: . Okay now OFF TO THE MAIN HOUSE!
-at the main house-
Jenny: Hey.. How'd we get here in like 3 seconds? -GASPUH-
Diane: Let's imagine we got here on flying kangaroos (yo)..
Jenny: Wait.. Kangaroos don't fly.. .
Diane: But potatoes dooh.
Jenny: You're RIGHT! omgzyx Okay now to start with the calm, serious, and.. CHOCOLATE MILK INSPECTIONS! -grabs Haru- GIMMEE CHOCOLATE MILKK! yo
Haru: What? -moo- Nuuu -moo- Nuuuuuu -moo-
Jenny: Nowww... -feeds him chocolate syrup hersheys yo- GIMMEE FRESH CHOCOLATE MILKK! yo -then paints him brown- GIMMEE CHOCOLATE MILK! Happy Californian Chocolate Milk cows give happy chocolate californian MILK!
Haru: They do? O.O ...-moo-
Jenny: OF COURSE THEY DO! smack Now... -grabs bucket and in a farm suit- I'm readyyyy!
-pause-
-five seconds later-
Jenny: -slowly grabs Haru..and... shakes him to death- MILK SHAKE MILK SHAKE MILK SHAKEE! -yay me! yo- Now.. -after shaking Haru to death and squishing him to get the milk shake.. I mean.. Happy Californian Chocolate Milk Shake out..-
Now.. FINAL INSPECTION.. SINGING INSPECTIONS! SING THE MILKSHAKE SONG!
Haru: Wha? -moo-
Jenny: -turns on hip-hop music- SINGGGG THE MILKSHAKE SONG!
Haru: uhh... My milk shake bring all the cows to the pasture... and they're like, it's better than yors -moo-.. Dang right, it's better than yors -moo- I can teach you, but ah have ta charge... ...-moo- yo
Jenny: IT'S THE ZODIAC IDOL YO!
Everyone: -blink-
Jenny: THAT'S RIGHT! Everyone in the zodiac must sing! bwahaha
Diane: O.O That's not part of the script!
Jenny: -slap- SCRIPTS AH FO YELLO BELLAYS! -grabs karaoke machine- NOW THIS ZODIAC IDOL! Hosted by.. None other than.. RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN!
Rubber Ducky-Chan: -squeak-
Jenny: RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN SAYs KYOU HAS BEEN KICKED OFF BECAUSE OF HIS HORRID SINGING OF THE KITTY CAT DANCE!
Kyo: Cats are bouuuuunnnccciiiiiiiiiiiiiingggg! Cats are all bouncccinnggg---
Everyone: BOOOOOO! yo -throws citrus at him- CITRUS CITRUS CITRUS CITRUS!
Rubber Ducky Chan: After taking a 5-second lesson on english, now I can host the Zodiac Idol! squeak Now.. First off.. AKITOO!
Akito: Uh? Whoo? huhh? Hatori how'd I get here! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BUBBLE BATH? . YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL! -yo-
Rubber Ducky-Chan: DISQUALIFICATION! -squeak- yoooo... Next uppp.. THE MABUDACHI TRIO! Singing, WHICH MABUDACHI TRIO BOY IS GAY!
Shigure: Yeaaah. We are... on fire...
Ayame: We have... desires...
Hatori: -dully- but one.. is THAT WAY..
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: One Mabudachi Trio boy is GAY!
Ayame: But we..don't want to be mean..
Hatori: Since now he's.. er.. -read's lyrics- a queen..
Shigure: DON'T ASK PLEASE.
Shigure, Ayame and Hatori: WHICH MABUDACHI TRIO BOY IS GAY!
Shigure: Tell me whoooooooo...
Ayame and Hatori: Ain't sayin' that it's Shiguuureee...
Ayame: Tell me whooooo..
Shigure and Hatori: Ain't sayin that it's Ayameee...
Hatori: Tell me whoo..
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: I neva wanna herr ya sayyyyyy... Which Mabudachi Trio BOY is GAY..
Ayame: Now I can see him.. He's in womens clothess... and he don't iud..
Shigure and Hatori: Yeaaa..yo
Ayame and Hatori: He likes cave men... he's playing croquet.. Shigure is peeekineseeeeeee
Shigure: WHAT!
Ayame: -continues- He is...
Hatori: On fire..
Shigure: His back.. all scaleey
Hatori: HEY! .
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Won't say.. Won't say.. Won't say.. WHO'S GAY!
Shigure: -in a Jesse McCartney Voice- HE'S ALWAYS SAYYYYIN'!
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Ain't.. nothin but a butt-achee.. Ain't.. nothing but a fruit cake...
Shigure and Hatori: Don't wanna hear you sayyyy..
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Which Mabudachi Trio Boy is gay?
Shigure: Tell me who!
Ayame and Hatori: Ain't sayin' that it's Yuuuki!
Yuki: I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR GROUP!
Shigure: Tell me who!
Ayame and Hatori: AIN'T SAYIN' THAT IT'S TOHRU!
Tohru: looks up clueless Huh? Who? Wah? O.O
Shigure: Tell me who!
Shigure, Ayame, Hatori: He's botherinnnn' Yuuuuki...
Ayame: heeeyyyyyy.. TT-TT
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Whichhhh Mabudachi Trio BOY is GAY!
Okay... We're ALL gay..
Everyone: O.O oh nuz gaspoo!
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Yo
Everyone: HIDE FROM THEIR GAYNESS! -duck-
Jenny: EMBRACE THEIR GAYNESS! -kick-
Everyone: That's not embracing!
Jenny: -puts on counselling suit- NOW IT IS! NOW IT'S TIME FOR SHOCK THERAPY!
Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori: Nuuuuuuuuu! -whateva sound hot gay guys make-
Jenny: COME BACKKKK! -runs after them-
Rubber Ducky-Chan: Well the Mabudachi Trio did a GREAT job! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR YUKI AND a SURPRISE GUEST.. KYO! singin' with HARU! yo -squeak-
Kyo: I THOUGHT I WAS DISQUALIFIED!
Rubber Ducky-Chan: NOW YOU AREN"T! -squeak-
-end of chapter-
Author's notes(yo)
Jenny: HOOOPLAAHHH!
Diane: O.O Um.. Chapter 3 coming..soon.. to a PIE near you! yo
Jenny: Sorreh for having the characters OOC dere, but OH WELLZ! THIS IS OUR FAN FIC! ANYTHING CAN HAPPENZZZ! If we use our eeeeMAGGGIN-
Thierry: -pops up- -smack-
Jenny: Wahhhh.. .
