Crazy Days With Jenny and Diane and Thierry!

Chapter 3: Winter Fresh! Freshin Up Yo Life!(-cough cough- Best title ever)

Rubber Ducky-Chan: We're BACK with ZODIAC IDOL! Woooooooooooo!

Audience: ...

Crickets: -chirp- yo

Rubber Ducky-Chan: ummm... -squeak-

Audience: ……

Thi-not-an-erry: -.- pulls out two .44 magnums And this is why I enjoy this job. evil smile shoots 4 front row seaters

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: -thumbs up Naruto style- NOWWW... Here's YUCKY!

Yuki: -backstage- IT'S YUKI!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: WHATEVER!

Jenny: -gives Yuki the lyrics- SING THIS!

Yuki: What? WHY?

Jenny: Or else you'll have the CHEESE inspections again! -holds up goat and points at it- ...I have a GIRAFFE... A GIRAFFE! A GIRAFFE I TELLZ YA!

Yuki: O.O -goes onto stage-

Jenny: YOU FORGOT THIS! -throws a blonde wig at him. Then Brown wig-

Yuki: -puts on brown wig- HI BARBIE! -puts on blonde wig- HI KEN! -puts on Brown wig- WANA GO FOR A RIDE? -puts on blonde wig- SURE KEN! -puts on brown wig- JUMP IN!

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.

you can brush my hair, -brush hair brush hair-

undress me everywhere.! -starts stripping-

Everyone: AHHHHH!

Yuki: Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party! -throws confetti-

Kyo: WOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone: O.O

Kyo: What? STOP STARING AT ME! -goes emo- JUST BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARE AT ME OKAY? -sob then beats everyone up for no apparent reason-

(Jenny: Yaa We totally went OOC huh Diane?

Diane: Toootally.. Let's skip Yuki's song because he's so good at what he does

Jenny: Because he's gay?

Diane: Yes..

Jenny: Oh GASPOO!

Thi: Fer the love of gad, why does EVERY boy in an anime have to be gay (it's so damn annoying rr…..) Tell me, TELL ME!

Diane: okay.. Let's get this Authors note over withhh)

Rubber Ducky-Chan: YUCKY WAS GREAT!

Kyo: IT'S YUKI! -punch-

Everyone: OH GASPOO YOU PUNCHED RUBBER DUCKYY-CHAN!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: -turns green- RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN -cough- I mean HULK ANGRY! -turns huge like I mean HUGE like omgzqs- -stomps on Kyo -

Everyone: omgzxq that's awesome!

Jenny: IT'S TIME FOR WINTERFRESH! Strut yor STUFF! -grabs Kureno- I SAID STRUT!

Kureno: -blink- Be.. like a.. Peacock?

Jenny: No.. No.. Peacock uglay..

Kureno: Be like a chicken?

Jenny: -norweigen accent- Yaaa Be a like CHEEKEN.

Kureno: -chicken dance- I DUN WANNA BE AH RUBBER DUCKY I DUN WANNA BE A PEACOCK SO I STRUT MY STUFF STUFF STUFF STUFF STUFF!

Jenny: -kick- CHICKEN INSPECTION WITH GRAVY!

Rubber Ducky-Chan: But it's still Zodiac Idol! -squeak-

Jenny: Oh yaaa... KYO! HARU! SINNNG! the Chicken inspection shall be delayed until NEXT CHAPTER fwahaha

Kyo and Haru: -on teh stage wearing Prisoner uniform.. yaa..yaa... like those black and white ones...-

Kyo: Bad boys bad boys!

Haru: Whatcha gunna dooh! Whatcha gunna dooh!

Kyo and Haru: WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!

Shigure: -in police officer suit..yaa..yaa.. like those..er..umm..BLUE ONES...- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! For.. NOT BEING A MABUDACHI TRIO FAN!

Everyone: Uhh.. O.O -puts on "We Love the Mabudachi Trio" gear on-

Haru: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! -throws Kyo at Shigure-

Kyo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! -screams like a girl..yaa..yaa.. like err..um.. Timmy Turner's dad-

Everyone: -balink-

Rubber Ducky-Chan: NOW IT'S TIME FOR JENNY'S SONG! THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!

Jenny: -has puppets of every character in Furuba and starts singing-

(Author's Note: Read the Original name and then the name in paranthesis next to it and read the lyrics.. Definately will give you a laugh. READ ALL OF IT!)

Old Godzilla (Akito) was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman (Tohru) burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla(Akito) with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla(Akito) got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq (Rin)
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu (Rin fu)
When Aaron Carter(Shigure) came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal (Rin o' neal)
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile (Tohru mobile)
But before it could make it back to the Batcave (Tohrucave)
Abraham Lincoln (Momiji Lincoln) popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman(Tohru) away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime(Ayame) came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla(Akito) took a bite out of Optimus Prime(Ayame)
Like Scruff McGruff(Shigure) took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq(Rin) came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan(Yuki) jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman(Tohru) was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln(Momiji) came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones(Kureno) took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla(Akito) sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman(Tohru) stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan(Yuki) deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln(Momiji) tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime(Ayame), but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear(Kyo..YAY KYO! CAREBEAR!) Stare, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris(Haru)
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones(Kureno)
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman(Tohru) turned back into Bruce Wayne(Tohru Wayne)
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's(Tohru) head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey(Kisa) and Gandalf the White(Hiro) and
"Monty Python(Kagura) and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight(Ritsu) and
Benito Mussolini(Uo) and The Blue Meanie(Hanajeenie the Blue Meanie) and
Cowboy Curtis(Yuki FanClub Girl 1) and Jambi the Genie(Ritsu's Mom)
Robocop(Kana), the Terminator(ELMO!), Captain Kirk(Mayuki Shiraki..their TEACHER!) and Darth Vader(Kazuma)
Lo Pan(Mitchan), Superman(NARUTO!), every single Power Ranger(Many Sides of Haru.. White Haru, Black Haru, Pink Haru, Yellow Haru, Green Haru, And RAINDDBOW HARU!)
Bill S. Preston(Bob..yes..bob) and Theodore Logan(MOTOKO!),
Spock(KAKASHI!), The Rock(A Real Rock..), Doc Ock(Peacock), and Hulk Hogan(RUBBER DUCKY-CHAN!)
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris(Haru) in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers(Hatori shall be Mr. Rogers!) in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny

Rubber Ducky-Chan: WAY TO GO! Now wait til next time for Diane's song! BYEE!

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Author's Note... again:

Jenny: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT US TO SAY? TT-TT

Diane: Hopefully you liked the song! THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Thi: The pho? You just Haru'ed Chuck Norris because you are overly infatuated with him, Jenny --

Jenny: Well, he's special and he's hott and I shall be the next Chuck Norris

Thi: Eww